Sup people, and welcome to chapter 14 of Slender's Maid!
I got nothing' to say, but two pastas will make their presence in this chapter.
Slender's Maid
Chapter 14-
Nexus POV
"Can you make waffles for breakfast, Nexus?" Toby asked me as I stirred a hot pot of grits.
"No, she's going make cheesecake for breakfast." Masky yelled at Toby.
"Who the hell eats cheesecake for breakfast besides you?!"
"Hoodie."
"Don't get me involved in your stupid argument." I heard Hoodie say.
"Waffles!"
"Cheesecake!"
"Waffles!"
"Cheesecake!"
That's it they need to shut the hell up, cause this is getting me a headache. Leaving the stove and over to the dining table, I smacked Toby and Masky upside their heads. Jeff, Sally, Ben and E.J entered the room when I smacked them.
"Ow!" They said while rubbing the side of their face.
"What was that for?" Toby asked, ignoring Jeff and Ben laughing their ass off in the background.
"Cause y'all won't shut the hell up while I'm tryin' to cook. You two continue arguing about waffles and cheesecake again, I'll smack you both across yo heads so hard y'all won't know yo ABCs from yo 123s." I threatened before going back to the stove.
I made them omelets, hashbrowns, grits, pork sausages, and served kidneys to E.J. After giving everyone their breakfast my phone vibrated. It says that I got an email from the mystery man, probably Mr. Slim.
"Good morning, beautiful Nexus. How are you this morning?" Mr. Slim's email said.
I giggled at the word beautiful besides my name. He ain't seen me today, but he calls me beautiful? I reply back to him.
"I'm fine. Serving breakfast for my boss and his household members. Why you callin' me beautiful? You haven't seen what I look like in the morning." I sent to him.
He didn't take long to reply back.
"That's pleasant to know. Might I ask what you have made for the house members? And as for why I called you beautiful, because I know you are even if I can't see you." His message says.
Dammit, this human knows how to make a demon like me blush, even in a damn email! I want to hang up my phone and do my job, but he wants to know what I made for breakfast, so hell with it.
"I made omelets, hashbrowns, pork sausage, and grits. Now stop emailing me, I gotta get my boss his coffee or he'll get pissy." I sent. Seconds later I get another reply.
"I doubt that very much. I will let you be for now, but I promise you this will be the last time you hear from me. Farewell, beautiful Nexus."
I hung up my phone and then turned back to the dining room, but everyone except Sally and Hoodie were in my way. I know they were not just eavesdropping on my conversation with Slim! Please, tell me they weren't!
"Scuse y'all!" I said moving past them.
"Who were you texting?" Toby asked.
"Wha?"
"On your phone." E.J stated.
"Ain't none of y'all business." I said before leaving them to make Slender's coffee.
"Is it that man you meet at the club?" Sally said, all the boys had their eyes on me but I ignored them.
After I was done getting the coffee made I exit the kitchen and went to my boss's office. Once I arrived at his door Jeff and Ben came running over to me.
"So~you meet a man at a club did you?" Jeff stared, leaning on the wall and shooting me that creepy smile of his.
"Yeah." I answered.
"Is he hot?" Ben questioned.
"Is he yo business? No he ain't, so shut the fuck up."
I knocked on the door three times like always, and waited for Slender to say enter. He called me to come in.
"Hi Nexus!" Splendor greeted me.
"Morning Nexus." Trender greeted me too.
"Sup, Splendor and Trend." I said back at them.
"Hey Nexy, still looking sexy as always." Offender told me with that stupid smile on his blank space face.
I let out a loud grown before talking to him.
"Hey Offender." I said.
Slenderman was on the computer working on something. Probably getting some info on a poor, unfortunate human he's hunting. I put the coffee on his desk and waited for him to notice me like he usually does every time I'm in his office, but he didn't notice me.
"Hey Slender, your woman is here!" Ben and Jeff laughed, until Slender used his appendages to slap them.
"I know, Jeff and Ben. She's not my woman!" He yelled at the boys, and then turned to me. "Nexus, please go feed Smile dog."
"Uh, yes sir." I said.
When I left his office I couldn't help but wonder why he didn't greet me this morning. Did I do something wrong? Maybe I did and I just don't know what the hell it is, but then again maybe not. As I entered the kitchen, Smile dog is chowing down in a bucket of human meat and Sally rubbing him on his back as he ate.
"I feed Smile for you, Nexus." Sally told me with her sweet smile.
"Aight." I said.
Suddenly there was a knock at the front door.
"I got it!"
I made my way to the door, and opened it for whoever is outside, but what I'm seeing right now is totally not what I was expecting. There a clown in black and white stripes with a seashell for a nose standing outside.
"Well well well, what do I see here? A sexy lady in a maid's uniform, it must be my birthday." The clown replied.
I gave the clown a look before craning my head back and yelled.
"Splendor, did you order a clown!" I bellowed.
Seconds later my boss's baby brother appeared by my side.
"What ever do you mean, Nexus? I never ordered a-" He takes notice of the striped clown outside. "L.J!"
"Good to see you again, Splendorman." He replied.
The clown walked past me to get into the mansion, and I caught him ogle eyeing me on his way inside.
"Whatcha lookin' at?" I asked him.
"Obviously you, sexy." The colorless fool said as checked me out. "And what is your name, baby?"
The clown put his gauze covered hands around my waist to bring me closer to him.
"This is Princess Nexus, she's our maid!" Splendor introduced me to this joker. "Nexus, this Laughing Jack."
"And about to smack you across the face if you don't get cho hands off me!" I retorted.
"Aww come on baby you don't mean that. I've got some delicious candy with your name on it."
"L.J let her go and go see Slendy!" Sally said from behind him.
"Fine." He released me and went in the direction to Slenderman's office.
"Come on, Nexus!" Sally grabbed my hand and we went to Slender's office.
Everyone was pretty much in the office when we arrived. Splendor took a stood by the wall next to his older brothers, my crush's proxies were standing behind him, and on the couch are Ben, Jeff, and blue face. Sally and I stood next to Ben.
"Hey Nexus, aren't you suppose to be doing your job?" Jeff asked.
I ignored him in favor of listening to this conversation.
"Was your kill successful, L.J?" Slender inquired the creepy clown.
"Hahaha, hell yeah it was! Those gullible children didn't see it coming!" He laughed. "And I've had the pleasure of meeting Princess Nexus, who Splendor has told me is our maid."
L.J licked his black lips at me. I gave him the middle figure in return.
"Don't touch her, L.J, she's mine." Offender told him.
"I ain't neither of y'alls!" I added.
"You will not lay a hand on Nexus! If you do…there will be consequences." Slender informed them. "Is that understood?"
"Yeah I understand, Slendy. By the way, Jane's coming back too."
"NOOOOOOO!" Jeff shouted.
'Who's the fuck is Jane?' I pondered.
"She's another resident of our home, honey." Trender answered, no doubt he read my mind.
"She's like Jeff except…" E.J said before being cut off by Jeff.
"She's a bitch." Jeff said.
"I HEARD THAT, JEFF!" a voice shouted from the door.
We all turned toward the door to see a girl standing there. She has raven hair, a black dress with matching shoes, grey skin, and her eyes were blacker than the void.
"You forgot to add screeches like a banshee." Ben informed Jeff.
"Shut up, Ben!" The girl said.
I gonna say that this girl is Jane.
"Welcome back, Jane." Slender greeted. "I assume you had a pleasant killing spree."
"Yes I did, thank you." Jane said.
"Hi Jane!" Sally said to Jane.
Jane looked over at Sally.
"Hi Sally." Jane greeted back.
Her abyssal eyes landed on me, and I can tell she's looking over my figure.
"Oh great Offender brought home a slut in a maid outfit…and a black one at that." She stated.
My visible eye went wide at what this fifty-shades-of-bitch just said to me.
"The fuck you call me, you lil'trick!" I yelled.
Everyone with a mouth gasped at my outburst or went oh shit.
"Are you deaf too? I said Offender brought home-"
"Jane!" Slender shouted.
"What?!" She replied.
"This is Princess Nexus Demon, and she is our maid, whom you will respect! Now apologize! Nexus, same goes for you!"
The no color girl groaned and I narrowed my eye at her.
"I am sorry." She started. "That your family believed that you are not worth being a royal and degraded you to a worthless, dirty maid."
The room is now silent, and this lil'girl has crossed the motherfuckin line! If this black eyed, no ass hoe think that she leavin' this room with that raggedy ass hair of hers, bitch got another thing coming. Cause let me tell y'all, you don't talk smack about my family; my daddy, my mama, my siblings, or me cause you will get an ass whoopin. And this burnt fuck doll is bout to get fucked up!
"Nexus…bitch slap her!" Jeff told me, Jane growled at him.
"Oh shut up, Jeff!" She retorted to him.
I walked over to Sally, and then crouched down to her level.
"Sally," I moved my hands to my ears. The earrings are coming off, bitches! "hold my earrings."
Sally took my earrings and held them close.
"N-Nexus, why did you take off your earrings?" Splendor inquired me.
I could feel everyone's attention on as I rose back up. My ears heard Masky, Hoodie, and Ticci Toby say 'Oh no, not again'. E.J saying 'This is not gonna go well'. Ben and Jeff were saying that they should've got some chips and a video camera.
"Because Splendor," I started saying. "BITCH GONNA GET FUCKED UP!"
My demonic being charged at the ugly, ass girl in black in rage. I was so close to ripping her grey face off her head, but then I felt something holding me. My neck snapped around to see what was holding me back; Offender's white tendrils and Splendor's jingle bell appendages were keeping me from killing the smart ass. Trenderman and E.J were standing between me and Jane the bitch. Ben and Jeff were cheering for me to beat Jane to a bloody pulp. Jane took a step back and pulled a knife from her dress, as if that's gonna kill me, stupid thot.
"ENOUGH!"
We all stopped what we were doing to look at Slenderman, and he was not pleased by our actions. How do I know? He stand at his full height, his appendages are wiggling out of his back angrily, and the part where his mouth should be is ripped open revealing a black tongue and sharp teeth. If I wasn't scared right now I would say that's hot, but I can't.
"I WANT EVERYONE OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW! JANE AND NEXUS INTO YOUR ROOMS THIS INSTANT, AND DO NOT COME OUT UNLESS I TELL YOU OTHERWISE!" He bellowed.
Everyone ran out of his office to get away from his wrath; Jane and I are the last to exit. We were the only beings in the hallway; the other must be in their rooms or somewhere else. Jane shot me a menacing visage on her face, I shot the same glare right back at her.
"You were lucky." She said.
"Lucky for what?" I questioned.
"Lucky that Slender's retarded brother stopped you from attacking me. If they hadn't I would have stabbed my knife into your head, breaking your skull, and you would be dead."
"I rusty, old knife like yours could never kill a demon like me." I growled.
"Growl at me all you want princess that won't solve anything for you." Jane came closer to me till we were face-to-face. "And just to let you know I don't give a shit if you're a princess or a damn maid, you don't get my respect in an instant. I'm not like the others."
"Of course not, you're just a copycat of Jeff. A wannabe." I whispered deeply.
Jane's body shook with anger and bared her teeth, which means I've got her nerve.
"I hope Slenderbastard fires you, so that I won't have to smell your hideous face all over the place."
With that said, Jane pushed her shoulder against mine to get pass me. I dusted Jane's stench off my shoulder before heading towards my room.
'When I get into my room, I'm gonna play some instruments and then email Slim. I really needed someone to talk to after what just happened.' I planned out in my mind.
This is like totally a shitty day for me.
So what do you guys think of this chapter? Do you like it or nah? What about Jane starting beef with the music princess? I like it cause come on, someone has to start beef with her! Leave a review, favorite, follow you know the usual stuff and I'll heard from you guys in the next chapter!