AN- Hey! I will vigorously try to update weekly, if not bi-weekly! SOOOO I watched AVPS recently and… what can I say? There are no words to describe the awesome that is Starkid. Currently, I am listening to "Those Voices" over and over and over and over and over and over…

Blaine stalked through the halls of Dalton, following the familiar sounds of a capella. Finally he came upon the commons, where the Warblers were doing a rendition "Billie Jean", probably putting together a set list for Regionals. "No, no, no, we sound terrible! Again, this time, try!" Blaine almost growled when he heard his voice. "But Sebastian, we've been at it for hours! Can we please take a break?" There were many sounds of consent at Nick's question. Then they saw Blaine, wearing his eye-patch, standing directly behind their "leader".

"What are you all gawking at- Blaine!" Sebastian said as he turned to face the seething teenager. "You look… nice." he commented. "I have a freakin' eye-patch! I have to have surgery! You know how much hospitals freak Kurt out? I missed Michael week, spending time with my boyfriend, and a sexy Spanish teacher, all thanks to your stupid rock salt slushie!" Blaine yelled at Sebastian. "Woah, first of all, who cares what Super Gay Face is afraid of? I don't. Second, that slushie was meant for your sweet boyfriend, not you!" he replied, snarky tone easily identifiable.

This only made Blaine angrier. The thought of seeing Kurt in the place of him, writhing on the floor with agony… Blaine shuddered. He saw red. His brain went into overdrive. He did the only sensible thing. He punched Sebastian in the face. "Woah, déjà vu…" Blaine muttered as Sebastian crumpled on the floor, holding his bleeding nose. " 'at da hell? 'y ''ould you buch me?" he cried out as the other Warblers gathered around him, smiling. "Way to go, Blaine." Kurt said as he suddenly materialized out of the shadows.

"Kurt! What- how… huh?" Blaine stuttered as his boyfriend wrapped him in a hug, placing kisses on his neck and earlobe. Blaine tried to focus as Kurt continued kissing his skin- he needed to figure out how he got here, why he was here, even- but that was proving difficult as Kurt's hands were slowly moving lower….

Blaine gasped as he shot up in bed, covered in a thin layer of sweat. That was the fifth time he'd had the "Punching Sebastian" dream, but the Kurt part was new. He breathed deeply as he assessed where he was. In his room, still in bed, and Kurt silently sleeping in the chair beside his bed. Thank god. Sometimes he would thrash around and eventually fall on the floor, which would've definitely woken Kurt. Which would have raised some awkward questions, seeing as he was half hard under the covers. Maybe it was because his boyfriend was close and his subconscious had picked up on his presence… no. He shrugged and rolled back over, drifting off into a peaceful, Blaine-y slumber.

As Blaine's breathing got slower and deeper, Kurt cracked one of his eyes open. Thank Gaga that he was such a good actor (or that Blaine was that gullible, although he hoped it was the former). His face broke into a smile at the effect that he had on his boyfriend. Kurt carefully rose out of the chair and crept back over to Blaine's bed, leaning over his sleeping form. He bit his lip to keep from laughing. Blaine just looked so adorable when he was sleeping. That is precisely why Kurt continued gently kissing the exposed side of his face and ear, as he was before Blaine woke up.

MAMA UMBRIDGE! Chapter 14 IS DONE! Wow, I had no idea it was going to go there. But, I like it, so I think I'll keep it that way. Hehe, Kurt's getting, as Blaine would put it, adventurous. :'D I amuse me! So, I could use prompts, cause honestly, I love writing these. A lot. Maybe too much for my own good. Anyway, I think I'm going to go from Harry Potter quotes to AVPM/AVPS quotes (because it's just so much better) and no, MAMA UMBRIDE doesn't count. None in this chappie, so stay tuned for your chance to cameo! VERONICA OUT BITCHES! (that doesn't count either)