(A/N: Hey, guys! How's it going? Haven't gotten my laptop yet… maybe this week. MAYBE. So I'm at my grandma's to update this bad boy, but I'm only going to do all of these requests today, and only once today, because I'm having to switch back and forth between my iPhone and the computer to log in and log off of the site, just so I can get to this thing. Anyways, my little portable electronic, temporary Internet-deprived life aside… I present to you, your requests!)
"I've seen all of the epic rap battles of history. Epic… Yeah, I try to update as quickly as possible, I've always been able to do things quickly with my fingers." –TayZay
"Heh…" –Miroku
(I flare my nostrils slightly before socking him in his shoulder)
"Okay, so Skysword wants the Fairy Tail guild to sing Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid to Lucy. Ya ready, guys?" –TayZay
"Please, let's just get this over with…" –Erza
"She's planning on leaving the guild, have some more emotion, Scarlet!" –TayZay
"WHAT?!" –Erza, Natsu, and Gray
"3, 2, 1, get to singin'!" -TayZay
(NATSU)
[speaking]
Lucy
The human world is a mess
Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there
[singing]
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more are you lookin' for?
(GRAY)
Under the sea
Under the sea
Down where it's better
Down where it's wetter :3
Take it from me…
Up on the shore, they work all day
Out in the sun, they slave away
While we're devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
(ERZA)
Down here all the fish are happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They're sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl are lucky
They're in for a worser fate
One day when the boss gets hungry-
(LOKE)
Guess who's gon' be on the plate?
(NATSU)
Uh oh!
(LEVY)
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us or eat us!
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
(CANA)
The newt play the flute
(MACAO)
The carp play the harp
(MIRAJANE)
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
(ELFMAN)
The bass play the brass
(LISANNA)
The chub play the tub
(FREED)
The fluke is the duke of soul
(GAJEEL)
Yeah
(LOXUS)
The ray he can play
(AQUARIUS)
The lings on the strings
(VIRGO)
The trout rockin' out
(SCORPIO)
The blackfish she sings
(LYON)
The smelt and the sprat
(JUVIA)
They know where it's at
(NATSU)
An' oh that blowfish blow
(Music interulde)
(NATSU)
Under the sea
(GRAY & ERZA)
Under the sea!
(NATSU)
Under the sea
(CANA & MIRAJANE)
Under the sea!
(NATSU)
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me…
What do they got? A lot of sand!
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
(GUILD)
Under the sea!
(NATSU)
Each little slug here
Caught in the rug here
(GUILD)
Under the sea!
(ALZACK)
Each little snail here
(BISCA)
Know how to wail here
(LEVY)
That's why it's hotter
(LISANNA)
Under the water
(MIRAJANE)
Yeah we're in luck here
(ELFMAN)
Down in the muck here
(GUILD)
Under the seeeeeeaaaaaa….!
"Wow -_-." –Lucy
"WE LOVE YOU, LUCY, DON'T GO!" –Natsu
"I was never intending to leave." –Lucy
"… well now this is just awkward." –Natsu
"Next is requested by koolken256, for Natsu to sing Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas, to Erza. Hehe, have at it, kid." –TayZay
"…" –Erza
(NATSU)
You think I'm an ignorant savage
And you've been to so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the savage one is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't… know…
(Erza raises an eyebrow)
(NATSU)
You think you own whatever land you land on
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim
But I know every rock and tree and creature
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name
You think the only people, who are people
Are the people who look and think like you…
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?
Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grins?
Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
Can you paint with all the colors of..the wind?
Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
Come taste the sun-sweet berries of the earth
Come roll in all the riches all around you
And for once, never wonder what there were
The rainstorm in the river are my brothers
The heron and the otter
And we are all connected to each other
In a circle, in a hoop (loop?) that never ends
How high does the sycamore grow?
If you cut it down
Then you'll never know…
And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
For whether we are white or copper skin
We need to sing with all the voices of the mountain
We need to paint with all of the colors of the wind
You can own the earth and still
Only on this earth until you
Can paint…
With all the colors
Of the..wind…
"ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!" –TayZay (wipes a tear away)
"T_T" –Natsu
"Next is a request from Oakwyrm, for Gray and Natsu to sing A Whole New World from Aladdin!" –TayZay
"…" –Gray and Natsu
"By the way, I'm not sure if typing up the lyrics to the songs I know by heart is either fun or stressful, because copy and paste makes my life 75% easier than typing already should be in general… Because this computer is really stupid when it comes to copy and paste… Oh well!" -TayZay
(GRAY)
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess
Now when did you last let your heart decide
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world…
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
(NATSU)
A whole new world…
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
(GRAY)
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
(NATSU)
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings
Soaring, tumbling, free-wheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(GRAY)
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
(NATSU)
Over a thousand things to see
(GRAY)
(Hold your breath, it gets better)
(NATSU)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
(GRAY)
(A whole new world)
(NATSU)
Every turn a surprise…
Every moment gets better
(GRAY & NATSU)
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you…
(GRAY)
A whole new world…
(NATSU)
A whole new world…
(GRAY)
That's where we'll be…
(NATSU)
That's where we'll be…
(GRAY)
A thrilling chase
(NATSU)
A wondrous place
(BOTH)
For you and me…
"Now, excuse me while I go hang myself -_-." –Natsu
"Don't be such a drama king." –Gray
"It's amazing how many of these songs I know by heart that aren't just Lion King ones, either… Okay! I know that last number from little Canada was sad, Admin, but things are looking up next up we have ladyevil015 wanting Pantherlilly to sing Upendi to Levy and Gajeel… as much as I should know that song, I in fact need the lyrics for that ._." –TayZay
(PANTHERLILLY)
There's a place where the crazy moon makes the monkeys sing, and the baboons swoon
And the sultry scent of the lotus bloom
Will carry you away
Where the hippos swing from the jungle vines
And the rhino rumba in a conga line
And the pink flamingos are intertwined
As the stars come out to play
In Upendi
Where the passionfruit grows sweet
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet
In Upendi
Without a worry or a care
It just takes two
To make it true
Your heart will lead you there
[The downside of copying and pasting to Word is that the font will change based off the website I C & P from, so I'm sorry if the font is constantly changing!]
(LEVY)
Where is it?
(PANTHERLILLY)
[spoken]
No place you don't take with you...
[singing]
You better watch your step 'cause the path is steep
Better hold your breath cause the water's deep
It's a long way down over Lovers' Leap
But falling's half the fun!
In Upendi
Where the passionfruit grows sweet
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet
In Upendi
Without a worry or a care
It just takes two
To make it true
Your heart will take you there
You can beat the bush like there's no tomorrow
From Tanganyika to Kilimanjaro
But you'll find Upendi wherever you are
Oh underneath the sun
(LEVY)
Upendi- it means "love", doesn't it?
(PANTHERLILLY)
[spoken]
Welcome to Upendi!
[singing]
In Upendi
Where the passionfruit grows sweet
And it's so divine
That you lose your mind
As it sweeps you off your feet
In Upendi
Without a worry or a care
It just takes two
To make it true
Your heart will take you there
(LEVY)
Upendi!
(PANTHERLILLY, LEVY & GAJEEL)
Down In Upendi
Way down
In Upendi
"Good choice, I like that couple! Next is a request from 54. Thanks for complimenting this fanfic, by the way! I'm doing my best to update, improve, and keep up when I can it's that other fanfiction I'm so worried about… anyways! So he's asked for Yoruichi, Renji, and Uryu to sing A Guy Like You from The Hunchback of Notre Dame-" (sits up straight at the mention of "hunchback") –"and for any random three characters of Rosario+Vampire to sing When We're Human from The Princess and the Frog. Both songs I'll have to look up because I don't know either of them like that. Viola!" –TayZay
(RENJI)
Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening
True, that's because it's on fire
But still, there's 'L'amour'
Somewhere out there in the night
Her heart is also alight
And I know the guy she just might be burning for
A guy like you
She's never known, kid
A guy like you
A girl does not meet ev'ry day
You've got a look
That's all your own, kid
Could there be two?
(URYU & YORUICHI)
Like you?
(ALL 3)
No way!
(RENJI)
Those other guys
That she could dangle
All look the same
From ev'ry boring point of view
You're a surprise
From ev'ry angle
Mon Dieu above
She's gotta love
A guy like you
(URYU)
A guy like you
Gets extra credit
Because it's true
You've got a certain something more
(RENJI)
You're aces, kid!
(YORUICHI)
You see that face
You don't forget it
(URYU & YORUICHI)
Want something new?
(RENJI)
That's you!
(ALL 3)
For sure!
(YORUICHI)
We all have gaped
At some Adonis
(URYU)
But then we crave a meal
More nourishing to chew
(RENJI)
And since you've shaped
Like a croissant is
(ALL 3)
No question of
She's gotta love
A guy like you!
(YORUICHI)
Call me a hopeless romantic
But Ichi, I feel it
(URYU)
She wants you so
Any moment she'll walk through that door
(ALL 3)
For
(RENJI)
A guy so swell
(URYU & YORUICHI)
A guy like you
(RENJI)
With all you bring her
(URYU & YORUICHI)
I tell you Ichi
(RENJI)
A fool could tell
(URYU & YORUICHI)
There never was
(RENJI)
It's why she fell
(URYU & YORUICHI)
Another, was he?
(RENJI)
For you-know-who
(URYU & YORUICHI)
From king to serf
To the bourgeoisie
(RENJI)
You ring the bell
(URYU & YORUICHI)
They're all a second-stringer
(ALL 3)
You're the bell ringer!
When she wants oo-la-la
Then she wants you la-la
She will discover, guy
You're one heck of a guy
Who wouldn't love a guy
Like you?
(RENJI)
You got a lot
The rest have not
So she's gotta love
A guy like you!
"Next!" –TayZay
(MIZORE)
(Trumpet solo)
If I were a human being
I'd head straight for New Orleans
And I'd blow this horn so hot and strong
Like no one they've ever seen
You've heard of Louis Arsrong,
Mr. Sidney Bechet?
All those boys gonna step aside
When they hear this old ex-gator play, Listen...
(Trumpet solo)
When I'm human
As I hope to be
I'm gonna blow this horn
'Til the cows come home
And everyone's gonna bow down to me
(KURUMU)
When I'm myself again
I want just the life I had
A great big party every night
That doesn't sound too bad
A redhead on my left arm
A brunette on my right
A blonde or two to hold the candles
Now that seems just about right
Eh, Mizore?
Life is short
When you're done, you're done
We're on this earth
To have some fun
And that's the way things are
When I'm human
And I'm gonna be
I'm gonna tear it up like I did before
And that's the royal guarantee
(MOKA)
Your modesty becomes you
And your sense of responsibility
I've worked hard for everything I've got
And that's the way it's supposed to be
When I'm a human being
At least I'll act like one
If you do your best each and every day
Good things are sure to come your way
What you give is what you get
My daddy said that
And I'll never forget
And I commend it to you
(ALL 3)
When we're human again
And we're gonna be
(MIZORE)
I'm gonna blow my horn
(Trumpet solo)
(KURUMU)
I'm gonna live the high life
(MOKA)
I'm gonna do my best
To take my place in the sun
(ALL 3)
When we're human
(Trumpet solo)
"Lastly, for this chapter, koolken256 wants the Gotei 13 to sing Welcome by Phil Collins from Brother Bear [love that movie] to Ichigo and Deion. I'll include the Vizards, too, when they were formerly part of the Soul Society. Go ahead, wrap it up, guys!" –TayZay
(YAMAMOTO)
There's nothing complicated about the way we live
We're all here for each other, happy to give
(SOI FON)
Proud of who we are
Humbled beneath the stars
(IZURU)
We've everything we need
The moon, the sun
(UNOHANA)
There is more than enough here for everyone
All we have we share
(MOMO)
And all of us we care, so come on
(BYAKUYA & RENJI)
Welcome to our family time
Welcome to our brotherly time
(SHUNSUI & NANAO)
We're happy giving and taking to the
friends we're making
There's nothing we won't do
(KOMOMURA & TETSZAEMON)
Welcome to our family time
Welcome to our happy to be time
(SHUHEI & TOSHIRO)
This is our festival, you know and best of all
We're happy to share it all
(RANGIKU)
There's a bond between us, nobody can explain
It's a celebration of life,
(KENPACHI)
And seeing friends again
I'd be there for you
(YACHIRU)
I know you'd be there for me too...
so come on
(IKKAKU & YUMICHIKA)
Welcome to our family time
Welcome to our happy to be time
(MAYURI & NEMU)
This is our festival, you know and best of all
We're happy to share it all
(JUSHIRO)
Remembering loved ones departed
Someone dear to your heart
(RUKIA)
Finding love, and planning a future
Telling stories and laughing with friends
(KIYONE)
Precious moments you'll never forget
(SENTARO)
This has to be the most beautiful
(YORUICHI)
The most peaceful place I've ever been to
It's nothing like I've ever seen before
(KISUKE)
When I think of how far I've come,
I can't believe it...and yet I see it
(SHINJI)
In them I see family
I see the way we used to be
(MASHIRO)
Come on...
(HIYORI & ROSE)
Welcome to our family time
Welcome to our brotherly time
(KENSEI & LISA)
We're happy giving and taking to the
friends we're making
(LOVE & HACHI)
There's nothing we won't do
(SOI FON, YORUICHI & KISUKE)
Welcome to our family time
Welcome to our happy to be time
(SHUHEI, RANGIKU, MOMO, RENJI & IZURU)
This is our festival, you know and best of all
We're happy to share it all
(GOTEI 13)
We're here to share it all
"See you all next time!" –Characters of Fairy Tail, Rosario+Vampire, and Bleach