Title: Baby Bump
Rating: M
Pairing: Shizuo x Izaya,
Warnings: Male x Male Relationships, Smut, MPreg, Dark Overtones

Description: Izaya is slipped an experimental drug after angering his secretary. He ends up becoming pregnant after a randevu with Shizuo turned lustful, but the pregnancy is anything but smooth. The side effects of the experimental drug start to kick in and cause Izaya to develop post-partum depression; Leaving Shizuo alone to care for the informant as well as their tiny infant.

"Tsugaru~" Shinra cooed as he tried to get the tiny infant to open his eyes. The blonde baby scrunched his face up as he curled his hands into fists and held them up defensively. He opened his eyes and looked at the underground doctor. The brown haired doctor quickly looked into the blue orbs through his medical device and jotted down some notes. Shizuo was leaning against the door frame as he watched the doctor perform tests on his son.

"So…why does he have blue eyes and blonde hair?" Shizuo asked. Shinra jotted down a few more notes and felt the baby's stomach before writing down a few more notes.

"Well…there are multiple reasons why he might. Babies are generally almost always born with blue eyes. They may change as he gets older but I doubt it due to how vibrant they are. You both could be heterozygous meaning you both carry the trait for blonde hair and blue eyes and he just happened to get that genetic combination. Could be a side effect from the pills as well." The doctor said as he put down the clipboard he was writing on and started to prepare a needle to drawl blood. "Something I did notice though, he carries a lot of your physical appearance but is acting more like Izaya." Shizuo watched as the doctor attached a blood vile. After a bit of watching, he leaned his head against the frame and closed his eyes.

He was tired, to say the least. He was thankful that Tsugaru slept longer during the night compared to other children, but he still woke up every 4 ½ hours. The bodyguard was the only one who tended to the child when he did wake up, except Celty who would occasionally step in and do it to give the blonde a break. He had attempted to get the informant to take care of Tsugaru with no success. In fact, Izaya did little to nothing to take care of his son. It was almost like the baby wasn't even the informant's. Shizuo knew that something was going to have to be done soon about it because he had to get back to work after the end of the week. Before the dark haired male started to exhibit the bizarre behavior, he and Shizuo had come to the understanding that the informant would stay home with their son during the day since most of his work was done from his computer anyway. Now Shizuo wasn't so sure what they were going to do.

The sound of Tsugaru's crying voice caused the bodyguards eyes to snap open. He was screaming his little lungs out as Shinra filled the vial up with blood.

"Aww Tsugaru its okay~" The doctor tried to comfort the little boy but the babies cries were still loud and prominent. The needle was pulled out of the skin, leaving a little bleeding spot. Shinra put a bandage on the spot and picked up the crying infant. He rubbed small circles on the baby's back as he lightly bounced him. Shizuo couldn't help but think that Shinra was way better with Tsugaru then Izaya was. The doctor walked over and handed the blonde his baby.

"You hungry little guy?" The former bartender asked the weeping child as he cradled him in his arms. He walked out of the room and over to Izaya who just lying on the couch, doing nothing. Another thing that had been off was the informant's lack of anything in general; whether it was going out, trolling on forums or even conducting business…it has all been lacking since the birth of their son. Shizuo stopped at the edge of the couch and looked down at the informant.

"Here, hold Tsugaru while I go make his bottle." The blonde said as he held out his son to the informant. Izaya's eyebrows knitted together as he sat up on the couch and glared at the bodyguard, not taking the child that was extended out to him. The two just looked at each other as Tsugaru continued to cry. Shizuo growled noticeably as he shoved the little infant into the informant's arms before storming out of the room.

Izaya made a 'tsk' sound before looking down at Tsugaru.

"Why don't you shut the hell up?" He said angrily as he glared at the innocent child. He held a lot of anger for the little baby, even though he did nothing to the informant. To Izaya, Tsugaru was the cause of all his pain and suffering.

His hands tightened around the small child as his glare intensified. "I hate you…" He said with malice. Tsugaru's face had turned red and tears rolled down his cheeks as he cried. Izaya looked around before finding the baby's teal binky and shoving it in the infant's mouth to stop the crying. Tsugaru didn't like this though and turned his head from side to side to try and get the pacifier out of his mouth. "You're a monster, you know that?" Izaya said with uncaring eyes as he pulled the teal pacifier out of the baby's mouth and threw it on the floor.

Shizuo came into the room shortly later with a bottle of warmed milk. Izaya handed Tsugaru over to the blonde the second he sat down on the couch. The former bartender let out a sigh as he put the nipple in the baby's mouth. Tsugaru instantly went quiet as he desperately started to suck out the warm beverage. He made soft sounds of pleasure as he closed his eyes to drink his bottle.

"You were really hungry, weren't you Tsugaru." Shizuo said with a tired smile as he watched his son eat. Izaya found himself staring at Shizuo and Tsugaru before he caught himself and looked away. Caramel eyes drifted from the feeding child up to the informant. He could see that Izaya was uncomfortable but couldn't figure out why. Then again, there is a lot that he could never figure out about the raven haired man. He got up and sat down right next to the informant. "Want to feed him?" He asked.

"Nope~" Izaya said causing the blonde to glare.

"Well too bad." He said sternly as he put Tsugaru into the smaller male's arms once again. The dark haired male tried to struggle but found it to be futile and let the infant be placed in hold. Blue eyes shot open as the bottle in the babies mouth started to shift. His eyes started to close when he felt himself stabilize in the informant's arms. Izaya looked down on the content look on his son's face. He moved his other hand underneath his shirt to rub the incision mark across his belly. Shizuo stared at Izaya with intense eyes. He was looking for some sort of reaction from the informant…but didn't get anything. Tsugaru had fallen asleep just shy of finishing his bottle.

The blonde figured it was alright though and burped his son before laying him down in the mock set up Shinra set up in the guest room. When he returned to the living room, Izaya had curled up into a ball on the couch.

"What do you want for dinner?" The blonde asked as stood near the arm of the couch.

"Not hungry…" The informant replied. Shizuo opened his mouth to reply but was cut off when Izaya suddenly stood up with his head down. "I am taking a shower." Before he could receive a reply, Izaya was in the bathroom with the door locked behind him. Walking over to the counter, he looked himself over in the mirror. He couldn't recognize the man in the mirror. The man in the mirror was frail and scared; not Izaya Orihara. Izaya Orihara had complete control over his life. He had the upper hand in all situations and was a step above the rest. Izaya Orihara was not scared. Izaya Orihara was did not have a child. Heck, he didn't even like children!

No, the man in the mirror was not Izaya Orihara.

Anger started the boil within the informant as he glared at his reflection. Placing his hands on the cold counter; he knocked all the products that were sitting on top across the room and onto the floor. He then proceeded to strip himself in a haste of all his clothing and fling it into random places of the room. His hands were shaking as he turned the shower on full blast. Izaya stepped in and immediately felt the scorching heat on his skin. The hot water turned his pale skin red but it didn't bother him. His fingers brushed over the tender flesh where the incision was.

"How interesting…I never thought I would hate something more then I hate you…Shizu-chan." He clenched his hands, finger nails digging into his soft flesh. His body convulsed as tears started to fill his eyes. "S-Shit…" He brought his hand up and wiped the tears away before they could fall.

"Dammit!" He yelled as he slammed his fists hard against the wall of the shower. He was sure that would probably gain bruises but he didn't care.

He didn't care about anything anymore.

2 weeks had passed and Shinra found nothing wrong with either Izaya or Tsugaru. He did notice, however, that Izaya was displaying some distant and odd behavior. He kept an eye on the informant but somewhat expected the behavior because Izaya was…well…Izaya.

The informant was extremely relieved to be back in his own house. Staying at Shinra's felt like he was staying in a psychiatric hospital, which was not a desirable experience.

Shizuo was relieved as well. Even though it wasn't his house, he had begun to feel very warm and welcomed in the informant's home.

"Izaya…where should I put this diaper bag?" The blonde asked while carrying the blue diaper bag and his little son. Tsugaru was wide awake but surprisingly quiet during their moving adventures. The blonde child was, as Shizuo began to realize, actually rather calm and quiet in general. He cried very little, compared to other children, which was something that the former bartender was very thankful for.

"Doesn't matter, put it anywhere~" Izaya said as he laid on his floor with his eyes closed. He relished in the feeling of the rough carpet against his skin. He felt a breeze of air on his side and opened his eyes to see Shizuo laying a blanket on the floor next to him. He smoothed it out and placed Tsugaru on his stomach on top of the blanket. Izaya glared slightly and rolled on his back with his hands behind his head and content smile on his face. Shizuo sat on the couch and dropped the diaper back next to him.

"At least you in higher spirits." The blonde said as he looked at the informant. He couldn't help but look down at Izaya's belly. He had lost nearly all the baby weight…but then again, he didn't gain too much either.

"Better atmosphere." The smaller male said as he tried to ignore the happy infant lying right next to him. There was a comfortable silence between the three of them until the sound of Shizuo getting up from the couch filled the air.

"I'm going to take a shower." The blonde said as he started to head towards the bathroom. Izaya's eyes snapped open as he got up hastily.

"Shizu-chan, wait!" Shizuo stopped and looked at Izaya with a raised eyebrow. The informant bit his lip as he looked into caramel orbs. He couldn't tell the blonde that he didn't want to be left alone with their child. He had too much of an ego for that.

"I…" The informant tried to think of a lie back came up with nothing but empty air.

"I'm tired and annoyed. Can't I just have 20 minutes to myself?" The blonde spat out as he walked to the bathroom and slammed the door closed. Izaya winced at the loud sound.

He turned around to look at the baby who was lying on the light blue blanket before ignoring him completely and turning on his computer.

Ehhh this chapter was a challenge for unknown reasons D: I hope Izaya is staying consistant. He is going to get worse, don't worry~ Uhm I will start to write at 305 reviews :D (I can't believe I am up to 300 already o.o; ) Btw in about 2-3 chapters some really dark, angsty shit is going to happen as well as Tsugaru is going age to about 3-4 months..It's vital to the story so I'm sorry if that annoys you ^^;

Oh yeah, thank you all for your wonderful support about the flammers ;o; it makes me so happy to know that I have all of your support ^^