Disciple of the Elder God

by Jinso Kitsune-kun

Most people believe that Kami is the highest deity, and there is no greater being than her. They are wrong. There is one above her, and he has been watching Naruto Uzumaki. Now this deity decided enough was enough. He was going to make Naruto's life much better. He was going to make Naruto his disciple... Naruharem, Sakubashing. Don't like don't read. NO YAOI! Discontinued, see A/N

14. AN and Updates

Omake: Aftermath ofthe HerobrineIncident

"WHAT THE FUCK, DUTCHY?!" Shogai yelled into his mic, furious with her. Dutchy let out a loud giggle.

"You should've seen the look on your faces! Oh man, that was classic!" She replied, laughing all the while.

"Man, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Jinso shouted in rage, throwing his headset against the wall. He then sighed and got up to retrieve the damaged hardware.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET ALL THAT SHIT?!" Jinso then yelled. "HELL, I EVEN LOST MY FUCKING PORTAL GUN! MY GODDAMN PORTALGUN!"

"So what? Just make another." Dutchy casually told him.

"Just make another...JUST MAKE ANOTHER?! DID SHE JUST FUCKING SAY "JUST MAKE ANOTHER"?!" The Elder God raged.

"IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER ABOUT MAKING ANOTHER ONE! I'M PISSED BECAUSE IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET SHIT TO MAKE THAT, AND NOW IT'S FUCKING GONE!" Now Dutchy felt kinda bad. However, all other thoughts were pushed back when everyone heard a new voice.

"Damn, Jin. You need to take anger management classes or somethin'. You've got a real fucking temper on ya." Someone said in an Australian accent. Everyone's characters turned and saw a character with a skin that showed jet black hair with scarlet streaks, dark brown eyes, a black shirt with something red on it, dark red pants with black lightning patterns, black shoes, and a small, thin mustache.

"Hey, Kogun! How the fuck are ya doing, man!" Jinso greeted happily.

"I'm doing well. Just got back from Australia; was a hell of a time." Kogun replied.

"I can tell; ya still got the fucking accent." Jinso said.

"Eh, it happens. I still remember the time when we all went to Mexico and you managed to gain a fucking Hispanic accent and couldn't get rid of it for three whole months." The Australian shot back, causing Jinso to let out a small growl.

"Well, fuck you too." Kogun let out a bellowing laugh.

"Same as always, eh, Jin?" Jinso grinned.

"You know it, bitch. If I wasn't the same, then that'd be fucking stupid. Now how's about you help get all my shit back?"

OMAKEEND

JKK: Hey, everyone, I'mfinallyback! Sorryformymysteriousdisappearance, butIrecentlystartedschoolagainandhavebeengettingcaughtupinallmyhomework. There'salsothefactthatIhavetotakethebustoschoolforthespanofanentirehoureverymorningandthentakeitbackhomeforthespanofanotherhourintheafternoon, sobollocks. (NottomentionI'vebeenplayingMonsterHunterTri, Asura'sWrath, and League of Legendsuntilmyeyesbleedout) Eitherway, I'mhere, I'mback, andI'mbetterthanever, bitches! Nowhere'sAmaterasuwithalittlebitofnews.

Amaterasu: Hey, everyone! The news I have is very important regarding the update and publication schedule for DOEG, so listen up! Because Jinso-sama has started school up again and it's a change of pace from a usual school, he will not be updating as much as he did when the story first started. Now, we know many (or all) of you want some kind of idea of when Jinso-sama is going to be updating, but unfortunately, that won't happen.

JKK: Sorry, guys, but I don't actually know exactly when I'll be able to update the story. I actually spend most of my afternoons now getting homework done because I get home at about 5:00 Monday-Thursday, so I don't have time for much else. In any event, I will do my best to keep the story running, and hopefully I can keep a stable update schedule going. HOWEVER, and this is very important, so make sure you read this, I have been having some thoughts about redoing the story. NOT GIVING UP ON IT, but redoing it from the start, and making a version 2.0, if you will. Because I am the amazing author whom you all love so much, I want the input of my readers to come into play here. I'm going to be setting up a poll on my profile, on whether or not you guys think I should in fact, cancel this version of the story and start over. I will most likely start over, as every time I look back on previous chapters, I'm disappointed with myself, and I'm also quickly running out of ideas. However, the only way I would keep going with this story as it is is if at least 85% of all the votes were for keeping with this story, because knowing how much you guys love my work would move me greatly.

Amaterasu: But that's not all that Jinso-sama has to say!

JKK: That's true, Rasu-chan. I'm still not finished. Now, then... As some of you may or may not know, it is bitch-ass motherfucking hard for me to come up with ideas for this story by myself. That fact alone has been evidenced I think a couple of times during the story, where I just had a massive brain fart. With that said...if I do start a new version (which, in all honesty, I most likely will), I am going to need a co-author. Someone who can help me come up with ideas for the story and help share the burden with me. That's not to say that it's a burden to do what I love, but it's a massive weight on my shoulders to do all of this by myself. Therefore, I propose a little game of sorts. It's a guessing game. The first person who can figure out my two favorite champions out of the entire roster in League of Legends will be the co-author of the new version (should that happen). Now then...the first one, you all can probably guess based on clues scattered around , so I have to make the guess for that one a little harder. For my most favorite champion out of the entire roster, you have to guess who they are, what my favorite skin of theirs is, and how I usually build them in terms of items. That one will be really hard. For my second favorite champion in the roster, I will give you all a riddle:

I walk the dry plains, wishing to keep to myself; though I do not seem like much, appearances can be deceiving. With my three arms and my favorite sword, I strike hard and fast; be wary if it is the point of my blade you are receiving. Seek help if I manage to pierce your armor, for my aim is true; else you be stricken with my curse, and your skin turn blue.

Now tell me, Summoner...

What am I?

JKK: Should you manage to figure that riddle out, PM me your answer or put it in a review. If you put it in a review, PM me immediately after or before you have done so, so that you can receive proper credit.

Jinso: And with that, folks... we bid you adieu!

JKK: See you guys next time!