Chapter 14:
"Thiiiiinnnngngssssszzz u sec in teh gravyardddddd"
I mad meh wai w/ kurt n AMBR TAT STUPIK PRUP thro teh gravyerd n we saw doznns o fpeple gwrevcrying in the cgoraveyd.
"Y r u all cryin lik prpz?" I asked.
"U UNGRATfUL TURD!!!" a man shooted at meh.
"Dont stan so cloze 2 meh gf u pep,' Cart says 2 teh man.
"plz, pep, were morning." A blac women said 2 us.
"who?" Ambr ask'd.
"Betty white, she fnyl dead at 135 yrs old," the women said, wheping in2 antrs arms.
"Oh….meh…………peaches…." Ambr said; shee crid n cut her rists.
"ROSE MAS MEH FAV GOLDEN GURL!!!!!!111" Ambr shrieked.
"Join teh morning gurl," a man siad. Ambr whaled and whaled until the preest put a sleper huld on2 her and she fall donw.
"Lets go find ur friend Curty," I said.
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"WAT TEH FOD CART?!?!?!?!1" I screened.
"Y r u so mad? U didnt no tat meh mom was Miracle groeh?" Kurt saked.
"U R A PREP!!!!!111" I screened at miracle.
"God shal punish u for bashing his name…wat do u both wan thelp w/?" Miracle said.
"We ned u 2 gather ur rag tag armee togetver so we can beat genco," Kurt asked.
"OK, I can do tat, Ily kurty," I gaged as Kurt's PREP, GOD I AHTE THEM SO MUCH!1111 mom hugged him and kised him on the dead.
"Lets get this war start'd," I demanded. Miracle roled her is and smiled.