QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:

BUCKET O' PARODIES

FMA On CRACK!

Ok, I jus got Microsoft word on my laptop so I am celebrating by updating twice in one day. Go me. This chapter is a collection of little parodies. Woot. No point at all.

But please still review my last chapter. I'm on my knees and pleading for reviews.

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Riza was just done shopping. On her way home she felt like singing. So she walked over to a lamp post and started singing.

"I need a miracle, I wanna be your girl! Give me a chance to see, that you were made for me! I need a miracle, please let me be your girl, One day you'll seeeee what can happen to me!"

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Roy was doing the Macarena but then zeppelins started attacking. So he said: "Hey! I am a cop! And you will respect ma authori-tay!"

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Let's go back to the day Ed and Al faced off Father cornello aka His Holiness. Or As I like to call him, "His Fatness."

And you all know the part where he sicked the chimera thing on Ed, right? Well, instead of standing there like a moron, he was actually singing. We just couldn't hear him because they censored out his voice 'cuz it sounded so bad. But here's what he REALLY sang:

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town!

U is for uranium…BOMBS!

N is for no survivoooooooooors! When you.." but the rest of his sentence was cut off because the huge freaky bird thing ate his brains out because his singing was scaring little children.

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Al had found a kitten. But surprisingly he hated it.

"meow"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

"meow"

"No kitty, you bad kit.."

"Meow!"

"No kitty, THIS IS MY POT PIE!!!!"

"Mom! Kitty's being a d&# !"

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(caution this next one uses the f word a lot… Oh and I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JEWS. I know this has a Jew joke in it but it was in the video. My mom is Jewish, so I am absolutely NOT insulting Jews."

Hughes was teaching a classroom full of children. Well, ok he was teaching the FMA cast. You know, like school? I dunno just go along with it!!!

"Ok, class let's do some math problems, what is 5 times two?" asked Hughes.

"Yes, Rose?" said Hughes

"12?" said Rose.

"Ok, let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't a total retard." Said Hughes.

"I know the answer Mr. Hughes." Said Mustang.

"meme me me mmeee meem e me!" Said Ed in a mocking tone.

"Shut up shrimp boy!"

"Hey! Don't call me shrimp you fucking Jew!"

"Edward, did you just say the 'F' word?" asked Mr. Hughes in an 'I'm shocked' tone.

"Jew?" said Ed.

"No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass!" replied Roy.

"Roy!"

"Why the fuck not?"

"Edward!"

"Dude, you just said fuck again!"

"Jean!"

"Fuck."

"KAIN!"

"What's the big deal, it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckitty, fuck fuck fuck." Said Ed.

"How would you like to go see the school counselor?!" said Hughes.

"How would you like to suck my balls?"

The class: "Le gasp!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I meant to say was," Ed holds up a huge megaphone. "How would you like to suck my balls? Mr. Hughes."

0-o pretty much describes Hughes' face.

"Holy shit, dude." Said Havoc.

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Yeah, again, no Idea what spawned this. I was just looking at a bunch of FMA crack videos. Audio clips from: some random song by some random singer; Spongebob Squarepants; and South park.

I WILL KEEP BUGGING YOU UNTIL I GET PLENTY REVIEWS

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NOW!!!!!!

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AnimeAddict333 Over and out…for now.