A/N: I lack internet connection in my life at the present. Moving into a new place, no wifi, complete torture. Plus lots of homework, Lab Reports, History Projects, and Iliad Reading for English. Bottom line is, I have valid excuses. Besides, I'm writing this months before I'm even going to be able to post it. Currently it is September, and the day after my birthday. (Say Happy Birthday in your reviewsies guys!) So anyways, I'll post this up when I can, but you might not even get it until December. Stupid wifi.
Disclaimer: Oh just shut up.
All knowing being that I am, I could clearly hear Sirius Black muttering as he walked down the halls. No, scratch that, I didn't even need to be all knowing to know he was muttering in the halls. The entire school heard him muttering down the halls… He's not the best at the whole silent muttering thing.
"James Potter….. I don't need…. I'm fine… too obsessed… Lily… show them… I'll be… Ugh!"
"Sirius?" Jadyn said, coming up behind him.
"Oh! Jadyn! Hi! What are you doing here?"
"We have a date, remember? You were going to take me up on your flying motorcycle?"
"Oh! Yeah! Of course! Sorry babe, I just got a little… preoccupied. You know, the usual. My 'friends' don't necessarily approve of my relationship with you."
"Of course. Yeah, whatever," Jadyn said, leaning over and beginning to kiss him.
"Stop it!"
"Stop what?"
"Kissing me. I mean, not that you're a bad kisser or anything, but I just sort of… want to take it a bit slower. Here, sit down."
"Sirius Black, wanting to take a relationship slow? Are you feeling okay?"
"Yeah, yeah. I just… lets talk."
"Talk?"
"Yeah! Talk! I hardly know anything about you and… well… I want a lasting relationship."
"Lasting?"
"Yes! Approximately one month at least."
"Okay then. Lets talk."
"What do you want to talk about?"
"Um. I don't know. You're the one who wanted to talk in the first place. Just… tell me a story or something."
"Okay. Well… I'll tell you about my family maybe? Couples talk about that, right?"
"Um, sure."
"Well one time my Aunt Pearl fell into a punch bowl at my uncles funeral."
"That's hilarious! I have an Aunt Pearl too!"
"What a… small world."
"We went to a party one time, and she got so drunk she fell off the balcony during the Annual House Elf Beheading."
"That's odd. We have House Elf Beheadings too."
"Yeah, it's some weird thing my grandmother does…"
"Mine too….."
"What exactly is your last name again?"
"Oh come on. You have to be kidding. We're dating, and you don't even know my last name?"
"Fine Sirius, what's my last name?"
"Oh come on. That's unfair. I didn't even know your first name until Tuesday!"
"Then what's your last name?"
"Fine. Black. My last name is Black. Sirius Black."
"Oh crap! No no no no no no no! This totally wasn't supposed to happen again!"
"What do you mean?"
"I told my mom to stop setting me up with Cousins!"
"But… We're not—"
"My name is Black too. We're related."
"I… uh… I have to go. AHHHH! JAMES FREAKING JAMES POTTER FREAKING AHHHHH! ASDFGHJKL!"
Sirius sprinted away, leaving Jadyn sitting awkwardly in the dust. He ran all the way back to the Gryffindor commons room, not even stopping to catch his breath.
"Black."
"Potter."
"Back so early from your date with your precious pureblood Slytherin girlfriend?"
"Yes."
"Have you stopped obsessing over her?"
"You're one to talk. With your constant Evans obsession."
"Whatever. What happened? You don't look too well."
"We were….. Prongsieeeeee! We were related! You were right."
"Come on, Mate. I'm sorry. I—"
"If I say 'I told you so' so help me James."
"I wasn't… I'm sorry. I really am. You know I didn't mean all that I said, right? You know that?"
"Yeah. I didn't really mean what I said either. I was just… I mean, I wanted it to work out, you know? She was so pretty. And… well… my family would've approved."
"But you don't even care about—"
"Yes James! I do, okay? I mean, they're all complete incestuous idiots, but… They're my family, and they hate me."
"…"
"Of course they would have liked her James… She was my cousin, she wouldn't have even had the trouble of changing her last name. What are the chances, eh?"
A/N: Okay, I might be losing my touch, but it'll get upbeat in the next chapter. I just wanted a little depth, you know?