I saw this prompt in bite size bones and decided to see what I could come up with: The Man in the Wall - What if Booth had been at the club and gotten accidentally high like Angela and Brennan?

I don't own Bones.

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Booth and Tessa had gone out to the club to dance. Tessa was into hip hop and talked Booth into going to the club with her to hear a great hip hop DJ. They'd been at the club for about an hour when a fight broke out between two cousins who were trying to date the same woman. Things got a little out of hand and one of the cousins picked up a chair and threw it into a wall. As soon as the chair hit the wall, a cloud of white dust poured into the club.

Booth and Tessa had been trying to leave the club when the dust had been released into the air. Booth worried that the club was on fire and had tried to pull Tessa with him out of the club; but, the crowd had been too big and they had been stuck in the corner of the club. Booth had decided to look for another exit when he suddenly realized that he didn't want to leave. He was having a good time and Tessa was having a good time; so why should they leave?

The chair throwing cousin, Reed Smith, curious about the white cloud coming from the wall, walked over and looked in to the hole in the wall and then hurriedly withdrew his head. Turning to his cousin, Tim Smith, Reed said, "Damn man, there's a mummy in the wall."

Booth, hearing the word mummy, moved through the crowd, dragging Tessa with him, to see what Reed was talking about. Finally reaching the damaged wall, Booth pulled his badge from his pocket, showed it to the bouncer pushing the club patrons away and said, "FBI, what's in the wall."

Shrugging his shoulders, Bill said, "I don't know and I don't care. I've already called the cops."

Shaking his head, Booth walked closer to the wall, leaned in to the hole and found himself face to face with a mummy. Pulling his head out of the hole, Booth turned to Tessa and said, "This is so cool. There's a mummy in there. Wow, wait until Bones sees this. She'll be so excited. Wait and see, this is so cool."

Tessa, rolling her eyes, said, "I want to go home, Seeley."

Shaking his head, Booth said, "No way. This is way too cool. Bones will love this. I have to call her. She'll love me for this."

Sighing, Tessa said, "I think she loves you too much already. Let's go home. I'll make it worth your while."

Laughing, Booth said, "Nah, Bones doesn't love me; but, she'll love me if I give her a mummy to play with. I have to stay and give Bones her mummy. This is so cool.

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Arriving at the possible crime scene, Brennan walked through the club to the side wall where Booth was standing talking to Hodgins. Smiling, Booth said, "Hey Bones. As soon as I saw the mummy I thought of you. I knew you'd want to see it. Go ahead, look. It is so cool."

Frowning, Brennan asked, "How did you find out about the mummy?"

Grinning, Booth said, "Tessa wanted to listen to some DJ so we came to listen and to dance. Well, anyways, two guys got into a fight and one of them threw a chair at the wall. That's how we found out there is this really cool mummy behind the wall."

Looking around, Brennan said, "Where's Tessa?"

Frowning, Booth looked around and then rubbed his mouth, "Hmm, I don't know. She was here a little bit ago."

A police officer standing a few feet from Booth said, "She left. She said she's had enough."

Nodding his head, Booth pointed at the police officer and said, "There, you see, Tessa left. Now about the mummy. Take a look, you will love me for finding a mummy for you."

Laughing, Brennan said, "What is wrong with you? Your pupils are dilated and you're practically bouncing off of the walls."

Hodgins, looking at Booth and then Brennan, said, "When the wall was breached a cloud of methamphetamine escaped into the room. Everyone here was toasted when the cops showed up including our favorite FBI agent."

Frowning, Booth looked at Hodgins and said, "What the Hell are you talking about, Hodgins? If you're trying to say I'm drunk then forget it. I'm sober. I don't do drugs and I've only had one beer since I got here."

Shrugging his shoulders, Booth smiled again, looked at Brennan and said, "I'm happy. I found you a mummy. When are you going to thank me Bones? Huh? I mean, how many boyfriends have you had ever give you a mummy? None I bet. Just me."

Staring at Booth, Brennan said, "You're my partner, Booth, not my boyfriend."

Blasting her with his full wattage charm smile, Booth said, "I could be if you wanted me to be. Just say the word."

Stunned, Brennan looked at Booth and said, "It's a good thing you won't remember any of this tomorrow."

Frowning, Booth said, "Who said I won't remember any of this? I know what I'm saying and I mean what I'm saying."

Staring at Booth, Brennan studied his face and said, "If you remember this conversation tomorrow, then we will have to continue this conversation tomorrow. For now, let me look at the mummy you found for me and before I forget, thank you Booth. This is the most interesting present anyone has ever given me."

Beaming, Booth said, "Damn straight it is."

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Love me a happy Booth. I hope you do too.