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Blood Drenched Scorpion- AU Fanfic
WARNINGS:
Yaoi Smut... eventually... -_-'
Language
An American knowing nothing of Tokyo in charge of the story. *Lee thumbs up*
Very Possible OOC
Five (so far) OC's
POSSIBLE Pairings: SasoKonan, SasoDei, KakuHida, KisaIta, My Usuals...
Itachi rushed home after overhearing the workers of the financial building, throwing the door open. It narrowly missed Kisame whom was about to open the door to go look for his late lover. Itachi collided with Kisame who caught him, dragging him inside and closing the door with his foot. He nuzzled the long black hair.
"Mn, why are you so late, Itachi-chan?" Kisame cooed.
"I overheard Kakuzu talking about a wedding. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an uke meeting to attend." Itachi answered, twisting out from the shark fanatic's embrace.
Kisame's eyes widened a bit at what Itachi had said. He watched the raven-hair leave without bothering to change out of his work clothes. Kisame still wore a frown as he headed straight for his and Itachi's shared bedroom. He sat at the desk and switched on the computer monitor. He signed into the chat room to find Sasori waiting.
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Deidara sighed sadly, hand inches from Hidan's door. He didn't feel like confronting the others with what he saw. He heard a door close nearby and watched Itachi jog towards him. Deidara scowled.
"What do you want, Itachi, hm?"
"Good to see you too." Itachi rolled his eyes then suddenly became serious, "Nevermind that, I need to tell you something. It's about Kakuzu and... well... I thought I should consult with you before announcing it at the meeting..."
"...Spit it out, un."
–
Marionette: Hey Blue.
BlueShark: Thinking of changing the name. Rags won't be on for a while yet and Yaoi might not ever come on again.
Marionette: What would you change it to?
Sasori decided to ask about Yaoi later.
BlueShark: SexShark.
Marionette: … That doesn't sound perverted at all.
Marionette: That held sarcasm, by the way.
BlueShark: Hey, something happened at the financial building 2day.
Marionette: Really?
BlueShark: … And it involves Kakuzu and Hidan...
Marionette: Eh?
BlueShark: Weasel came home a little late 2nite & when I asked y, he said he overheared Kakuzu talkin about a wedding.
Marionette: with Hidan, maybe?
BlueShark: I don think so...
RagDoll has logged on...
Marionette: Are you telling me Kakuzu is having an affair? Fleeting isn't going to be happy about that...
BlueShark: I nevr said kakuzu was havin an affair... Umm... so how is Fleeting's arm?
Marionette: Sudden subject change much? Well, his arm is doing okay and I'll probably check on it here in a few minutes. Oh, and hey, Rags.
BlueShark: Fleeting, Weasel, and the others are at an uke meeting.
RagDoll: Again?
BlueShark: Hey Rag, u stil at work?
RagDoll: Yep. I'll probably turn in early to check on Yaoi and Immortal though.
Marionette: Where is Yaoi?
RagDoll: sick
BlueShark: Not a good idea, I heard Immortal called the meetin. After all, Fleeting seemed odd 2day... act ever since that Sasori showed up.
RagDoll: Hm, he moved in while I was gone, didn't he?
BlueShark: Yeah, yer secretary's bf.
Marionette: About that, Blue. Have you ever had to turn someone down before?
BlueShark: Nope. Hav u seen the way I look?
Marionette: I don't think you look that bad. Trust me, I look worse.
RagDoll: I bet you all a couple-a-yen that you look nowhere near as bad as me. And you met Marionette, Blue? Does that mean he lives in this building?
Marionette: What do you look like, Rag?
BlueShark: Clearly.
RagDoll: So that means Marionette is one of the newbies.
BlueShark: We have more than one?
RagDoll: Some guy named Aaron moved in a few days ago. And I'd rather not say what I look like. What's so bad about you?
BlueShark: Yeah man, I think you look pretty hot. Not nearly as much as my Weasel tho.
Marionette: I know that Fleeting was pretty disgusted when he saw me changing today.
BlueShark: …
RagDoll: … You had sex with our resident virgin?
Marionette: He's a virgin?
BlueShark: Ovsly... y do u care anyways? Ur straight and hav a gf.
Marionette: Yes, well, I want to know the best way to tell her I love her as a family member rather than a lover...
BlueShark: So yer gay and hav the hots for Fleeting? Lol. Immortal was rite.
Marionette: … What?
RagDoll: Yes; What?
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"We... we can't tell him, Itachi... hm." Deidara decided after hearing his rival's news.
"Why not? You planning on confronting Kakuzu directly? You'll end up like all his other past sluts."
The two had went to Deidara's room for privacy. Itachi stood from the couch and turned to leave. Deidara soon followed. When they returned to the meeting Deidara knocked once then four more knocks were added for the letter 'D'. Hidan flung the door open and dragged the two of them inside.
"What the fuck took you so Jashin-damned long!" He snapped.
"Deidara was probably giving Itachi a blow job." Deidara started at the sound of Phox's voice so close.
Her comment earned laughs from all but Hidan and the late ukes. Deidara gave a pout and glared at her.
"What are you doing here, hm? Where's Fo-" Deidara was silenced when Hidan slapped a hand on his mouth.
"Listen up Dei-chan. Tonight, I called this meeting to talk about you, not my daughter." Hidan gave him a warning leer.
"M-Me? Un?" Deidara was surprised by that as well as Hidan's reference to Phox as his daughter. Perhaps they had been mistaken and he really was going to marry Kakuzu soon...
"Yes, you. Why the fuck have you started acting so fucking strange? Especially around that Sasori?" Hidan's eyes narrowed suspiciously.
"W-What do you mean, un?"
"Come to think of it... you did address Sasori as 'Danna'..." Itachi gave a smirk.
"Actually... I did want to tell Hidan about this long before you guys, un..." Deidara started to turn red.
"Meh, just spill, bitch."
"Fine, hm." Deidara puffed his cheeks then started to tell of last night's event.
1004 – Word Count
Lawl. What will the ukes have to say?
Is Kuzu really marrying Hidan?
You'll have to wait and see... -_-;