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Rogue smiled as the bus came to an abrupt stop. Pietro and Wanda smiled at each other with vicious Maximoff grins.

Oh yeah, something's up.

Ring.

Rogue sniffed and leaned back into Pyro's chest.

"Hey, earth to woman on my lap!"

Rogue blinked and looked up with a scowl.

"What?"

"Your phone Einstein!" Wanda snapped, getting up from her seats as the teachers began ushering them all out.

Rogue gave her the bird with a smirk, receiving it back head on before pressing the phone reluctantly against her ear.

Only one person had this number...

"Who the hell is this?"

"You know exactly who this is!" Mystique snapped.

Rogue yawned.

"But do you?"

Rogue snickered at the quick inhalations of air and what sounded like an asthma pump being utilized before the voice calmly continued.

"You've just arrived, I need you all back pronto, there's a limousine waiting, get in and hurry the hell up."

There was a loud bang and the line went dead.

"Was that the Boss Lady perhaps?" Pyro asked shoving her playfully through the doors of the bus.

Rogue punched him and stepped off, nodding with a yawn.

"Said we have to head back pronto. She's got a limo waiting for us."

"Really? It's not like her to escort us to do her bidding in style? Maybe we should check to make sure it's not from the morgue or something,"

Jean inhaled and exhaled, stretching out her fingers and making strange soothing patterns.

"I just have to get to the Institute and take a bath for several months until this stuff comes off..." She said.

"Why? You didn't take baths before?"

"Shut up Kurt, this is not funny,"

"Is that why you're so blue?"

"Kitty! Enough with the lame jokes, okay?"

"As you wish Scooby-I mean Scotty!"

Pietro rocked silently on his heels, several feet away from the approaching X-men. Turning towards his sister he winked and she complied.

"Hey, Frog Guts, get over here!" Wanda snapped.

Toad blinked rapidly and hopped whimsically forward.

"Did you call me sugar dumpling?"

Pietro grinned and a foot as fast as lightening swung out "accidentally" tripping Jean in the process. As she fell, she instinctively reached out, catching no other than the toad in the process.

"Oh, hey Jean," Toad said quizzically, holding her underneath her arms.

"Let go of me you pack of slime!" Jean moved upwards but found herself frozen in place with her hands wrapped around his head.

"For the love of-Toad, do you ever brush your teeth?"

Wanda grinned, hexing the unsuspecting Jean in an uncomfortable position.

Act Two: Rumors.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Evil grin inserted here...and mad laughter follows

"Ooooh, Jean and Toad, sitting in a tree! F-U-C-K-I-"PIETRO MAXIMOFF DON'T YOU DARE CONTINUE THAT SONG!!!!" Mr. Lockwood snapped.

"What you old fart! It's just a nursery rhyme!!!!"

The old fart turned swiftly around and glared at him.

"Uhhhh-I mean, you're right, oh wise, wise teacher."

Since when the hell did teachers get that evil eye thing?

Pietro nodded vigorously but quickly plotted the teacher's unlikely demise, probably crossing the street when a speeding bus and a strangely strong wind happens to cross his path, the outcome...utter carnage.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Evil laughter is once again inserted here.

Uproars of laughter and gossip could be heard from passers, especially from several cheerleaders and following jocks.

"Do we rock or do we rock?" Pietro asked shaking his eyebrows.

Wanda cocked her own.

"Don't you ever say that again in my presence you overrated dork."

"Hey Wanda, when's dat hex o' you'rs gonna wear off?" Gambit asked with a pearl grin.

"Probably in another....thirty minutes...."

"Too bad we won't be able to stay around that long." Rogue said entering the circle.

"The Boss wants us to leave, pronto; she's got us a nice ride to take us to her place. If you ask me, dat bloody woman has a few lost screws,"

The group groaned but passed the X-men with bursts of laughter as they surrounded their hero. Rogue managed to somehow slap a Kick Me sign on Jean's back.

"Kitty! Stop kicking me you deuce! Scott! How could you???!!!"

"What? It's on your back!!!"
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