A Bad Mission
Chapter XIV- 'This One's for the Raid!'

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and you're stupid if you thought if one second I did. : )
Warning: This fic has both shounen-ai and cross-dressing.
"Working off the cake?" Itachi asked in mock seriousness. "You can just do that with sex, you know."

"Stupid me," Sasuke muttered, "I thought push-ups were the only way to get rid of excess fat." He scoffed before continuing, dropping the joke. "Don't be so stupid, Itachi. I need to train."

"It was just a suggestion," Itachi returned defensively. "Maybe after the push-ups then?"

"I was actually planning on going for a walk," Sasuke answered, "You're welcome to come with me I suppose."

"A walk?" Itachi asked, rolling his eyes, "How boring can you get. How about we have sex before the walk?"

"We can have sex after the walk," Sasuke bargained. "Are you going to come with me?" He was done with his push-ups and was in the process of getting off the ground and stretching his limbs.

"Are you sure I can't persuade you to fuck right now?" Itachi asked to make sure, hungrily looking up and down his younger brother's body.

"Positive," Sasuke answered, cracking his back. "Are you going to come or not?"

"I'll just wait for the sex in bed, thank you," Itachi replied, turning around and walking back towards the manor.

"I'll be back soon," Sasuke assured him before turning around in the opposite direction and walking off towards the dense woods that lined his house.

Sasuke kept walking through the woods hours after the sun had set. He was beginning to get confused as to what he was supposed to be doing with his brother. Not only was he involved in incest, he was involved in homosexual incest; something in his mind said that he shouldn't.

Of course, Sasuke loved Itachi, right? And of course, Itachi loved Sasuke as well. Itachi had even killed his own parents so that Sasuke could live a normal life. Obviously the least he owed his brother was sex, right?

Sasuke shook his head slightly; nothing he had done since he left with Itachi was making since. He couldn't think clearly; he felt as if a giant pillow was wrapped around his brain, limiting his thinking.

Sasuke's stomach growled, reminding him the last thing he had to eat was one small piece of cake quite a while ago. He looked around, trying to think of the way out of the woods. All at once, like a big pound of bricks falling down on him, the thought struck him to just climb the trees.

Unfortunately when he got to the top of the trees and looked towards his mansion the picture was not the least bit comforting. Other ninjas were forcing their way through the house in what could have only been a search for both him and his brother. Two parts of the mansion were on fire and it was quickly spreading.

Suddenly he was pulled down from the trees and landed uncomfortably on the body below him.

"Itachi?" Sasuke asked as soon as he was able to turn enough to see the other boy. "What's going on?"

"They found us," Itachi answered in a hiss, "We need to get out of here-NOW." Without another word he pulled both himself and his brother onto their feet and ran, dragging Sasuke in tow behind him.

As Sasuke let himself be dragged along he thought more about his predicament. He had first gone with his brother for a reason-a reason more important than anything in his life-but he couldn't remember what it was. Something was terribly wrong; he should be able to remember. Suddenly a thought hit him-he was under the influence of something; probably a memory reducer or something. The more the young Uchiha thought about it, the more he realized that he didn't really remember anything from before he was with his brother.

"Sasuke!" Itachi hissed when Sasuke stopped letting himself be dragged along, "We have to go. Do you want them to find us?"

Immediately Sasuke made a decision, though he wasn't quite sure what prompted it. He leaped up and kicked his older brother in the head, effectively stunning him for a few moments. "You'll pay for everything you did to me," Sasuke promised as he went into a fighting stance, not sure exactly what he was talking about.

"Sasuke!" Itachi screamed, performing a set of extremely complicated hand motions. "You will listen to me!"

A crash startled the older brother and his eyes flickered from the direction the moise came from and then his younger brother. "Sasuke, come on."

The younger Uchiha just starred straight ahead, not blinking.

Itachi was immediately concerned. Had he hypnotize his brother one too many times? Admittedly he had been using it alot, but Sasuke was the one who kept fighting it off.

"Fine," Itachi growled at his brother who was now probably just a mindless zombie. "You're pretty much dead anyway, so you might as well be useful one last time. The ninjas from your village are going to be a little shocked to find you like this, and it'll give me just enough time to escape."

Without another word he left his little brother to fend for himself.

A few seconds later Sasuke blinked, not seeing his brother anywhere. "Itachi!" he shouted.

"Sasuke!" a ninja said in disbelief.

Sasuke looked at him a minute, wondering what he was doing here and why he couldn't find Itachi. And also, in the back of his mind, he was wondering why this ninja (whose face would have been covered completely if it had not been for his right eye) looked so familiar to him.

"Sasuke," Kakashi repeated, this time with a lot less enthusiam now that he realized he might have to kill his student if he put up a struggle.

Sasuke looked around feeling trapped for a minute (where the hell was Itachi?) before deciding to jump into the trees. Within a few minutes he had lost the weirdly-familiar-but-still-a-stranger ninja.

Fast update, right? I thought it'd help make up for my complete slowness in putting the last chapter up. I have the rest of the story pretty planned out and it'll probably be seventeen chapters in all (unless I decide for a more climatic ending in which case it might be eighteen.)

Chapter 15 is practically done, so read and review, and the next chapter should be up shortly.