M.K.L.: okay, just wanna say sorry to my reviewer who has been with me since the beginning (cough-Sweeten19-cough) since she hates me so for the sango&gohan pairing (its not even really a pairing, its really more sango wants to go out with him and he's not interested), and i hope you'll keep waiting and reviewing! please?
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Disclaimer: Well, if I did own either, would I be typing this here? I DON'T THINK SO!
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Chapter 13InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku gaped up at the ship. They had just gotten their bags (small for Sango and Miroku, and InuYasha just brought one extra outfit which he had folded to keep it easy to carry) packed and Honna and Gohan had brought them back to the ship. They were already halfway up into the ship.
"Guys, c'mon, it's not going to eat you!" Honna exclaimed happily as she turned to see them. Sango eyed it warily.
"Are you sure about that? It looks like an evil demon that could attack at any moment," she said slowly. Honna rolled her eyes and Gohan turned around with a grin.
"C'mon, Sango! Trust us, its not dangerous," he said, trying to get her to come. Sango didn't even answer, she just shot up the stairs like it was nothing. Miroku, InuYasha, and Honna sweat-dropped.
"…." Miroku had an angry expression on his face as he slowly (and grumpily) walked up the stairs. InuYasha just rolled his eyes at his companion's actions and walked up them uncaringly. They got up there and the door closed.
"Now leaving Kagome 'Honna' Hirigashi's shrine home," the computer said, making InuYasha, Sango, and Miroku jump. Sango grabbed her Boomerang Bone, Miroku his beads, and InuYasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga (M.K.L.: i know i spelled it wrong. don't sue me, please!) and it transformed into its demonic state. Gohan's eyes went wide at the huge blade.
"Wow," he said simply.
"Don't worry, guys, its called a computer," Honna said soothingly as the ship went up, the sudden jerking making her Feudal Era friends fall onto their butts. "….And that was the ship taking off," she said with a giggle (M.K.L.: no, not very kagome/honna-like, but its my story, so lay off!). InuYasha slowly put away Tetsusaiga uneasily and Sango and Miroku pulled their hands off their weapons. All were tense.
"Erm, Honna, maybe we should-" Gohan was cut off by InuYasha, who got up in his face (M.K.L.: not literally, of course. XD)
"Stop calling her Honna, would you, you son of a bitch!" he shouted. "She's Kagome! KA-GO-MAE! Get that through your thick head!" (M.K.L.: remind you of anything? cause nothing reads a bell for me. jk, lol.)
"Oh, I beg to differ," Gohan said calmly. "First of all, her real name is Honna, and second, I may be a son-of-a-bitch monkey, but I'd rather be that than a dog-eared freak." InuYasha's face got red, but Miroku (M.K.L.: who i haven't given enough lines to; sorry miroku-fans!) stopped him before he could say anything.
"InuYasha didn't say anything about you being a monkey," he said slowly. Sango gave Gohan an odd look (Gohan started fidgeting, realizing he had messed up; he was used to the rivals who taunted him, which was almost all of them, calling him a 'no-brained monkey', a 'stupid ape', etcetera, etcetera due to his saiyon heritage).
"You know, he's right," she said. Honna cut in.
"Erm, well, that is," she tried. Gohan looked at her.
"….Maybe you should come clean, sis," he said. Honna sighed.
"You're right." She turned towards the others. "I've got something to confess. I-" InUYasha cut her off.
"Wait, did that shrimp just call you 'sis'!" he asked loudly. Honna glared at him before wispering something to Gohan.
InuYasha managed to catch her saying, ".…ship….a….down….InuYash…." He was confused, although Gohan apparently wasn't, since he nodded.
"Of course. Bulma built it so it could survive a low-power energy blast," he said as if it was obvious. Honna smiled evily.
"Alright then! InuYasha?"
"What?" the hanryo (M.K.L.: yeah, i spelled it wrong, but you guys know what i mean.) asked, confused.
"SIT BOY!" she shouted. He fell down to the ground at full force, since he had no time to prepare himself.
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT, YOU WRENCH!"
"BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING AN ASS TOWARDS GOHAN! YOU CAN'T EVEN BE A LITTLE BIT CONCIDERATE! YOU KNOW WHAT!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS IT!"
"SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" She turned around in a huff as InuYasha fell through the floor, which could not take the power. "I'm going to my room. Gohan, YOU explain!"
"But-" Gohan started. Anime flames bursted around Honna as she turned around, glaring daggers at him. He quickly (M.K.L.: and i mean top, almost transporting-like speed. you know, like when he battles. that would be SUCH a cool thing to do. i sure as hell wish i could….) got behind Sango, shaking like a scared puppy. "I-I-I think I-I-I-I'll explain wh-what happened," he said quickly. Honna turned back around, the anime flames still around her, and went down the hall to her room.
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M.K.L.: yeah, that's it for now! more honna wanting to kill inuyasha moments! YAY! i love those times….so fun to write….so, yeah, i'm now hoping to finnish this in…. starts counting off on fingers. ….six chapters or so. so yeah. well, see you next time!
Kirara: mew mew….? (trans: what about me….?)
M.K.L.: oh, right! and we'll find out what happened to kirara next time! at least, if i get to it….hehehehe….
Gohan: ….i'm scared.
InuYasha: for once, idiot, i agree with you. and that's sad.
Kirara: meew mew! meeeww! meww meeeewww meewwww…. (trans: hey, will you two shut the hell up! i wanna see this chapter posted now! and i also, i wanna know how M.K.L. is gunna incorperate the dragon ball thingies into it….)
M.K.L.: ….
Sango: ….you forgot about them, didn't you.
M.K.L.: no! its just….kinda….okay, so i forgot! by God, its not really that hard to put them in there…. wispering to you guys. i'm actually building up to it, so yeah. back to normal voice. oh, and sorry bout the filler! i just kinda needed to put up another chapter….and writers block is seriously setting in….so, HELP ME! AND I'M SERIOUS, HELP ME! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! i'll kill ed from fullmetal alchemist if you don't.
Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist): popping out of fma section. WHAT THE HELL! I'VE ALREADY BEEN IN A CROSSOVER THAT YOU WROTE WITH THAT BITCH INUYASHA! (warning: if you don't know fma, you'd better skip down to the last time gohan talks. if you do read it, be ready for some really stupid things! stupid, but still funny, mind you.)
InuYasha: I'M NOT A BITCH! i'm a male dog, stupid.
Edward Elric: ….
M.K.L.: ….okay then.
Edward Elric: ….right. well, i guess i could come in out of nowhere sometime in here….
M.K.L.: no. i said i was going to kill you. i didn't say i'd do it inside the story. i meant in one of the comentaries.
Edward Elric: WHY NOT KILL ROY!
Gohan: ….i don't get any of this. do you guys?
InuYasha: sadly, yeah. i once had to do a crossover with them. it sucked, cause pipsqueak over there-
Edward Elric: WHO YOU CALLIN SO SMALL HE COULD DROWN IN A TEARDROP CAUSE HE'S A LITTLE SPECK OF DUST?
InuYasha: -did that all of the time.
Edward Elric: ….well, you said i was small, so….
Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist): popping out of fma section, he runs and hides behind M.K.L. YOU GUYS GOTTA HIDE ME!
Gohan: ….and who is that?
Honna: that is colonel roy mustang.
InuYasha: he's almost as stupid as pipsqueak over there.
Roy Mustang: I'm a high-ranking officer, thank you very much!
Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist): coming from fma section as well, she cocks her gun and points it at roy mustang. sir, get back to your paperwork.
M.K.L.: hey, lieutenant, look, why don't you give him a break and-
Riza Hawkeye: shoots right by M.K.L.'s ear, quickly shutting her up. i don't tell you how to write, you don't tell me how to keep the colonel there in order.
M.K.L.: scared to death, she manages to scrape up a little bit of curage. erm….well….actually, you made me kill off roy in my vampire story….
Roy Mustang: YOU WHAT?
Riza Hawkeye: THAT WASN'T ME!
M.K.L.: well, ed gave me a note signed by you that said- they realize what happened and ed backs up against a wall as the three turn onto him, fire in their eyes.
Roy Mustang: fullmetal….
Riza Hawkeye: ….i suggest you start running now….
M.K.L.: ….since we'll only give you three.
Edward Elric: ….only three this time?
Riza Hawkeye: two….
Edward Elric: SHIT! runs off.
Roy Mustang: ONE! GET HIM! three run off after him, ready to wring his neck. iy and dbz people sweat-drop.
Gohan: ….okay then! well, while those four are off being idiots, we'll end the chapter.
Honna: ….what he said. so, bye! till next time!
M.K.L.: her and three fma people run by, but she manages to say something before running after ed again. buh-bye!