Tuong Lu Kim was taking orders from a customer at City Wok.
"Okay, you want-a Chity Beef with-a extra egg rorr. Would you rike a beverage with dat?"
Suddenly, he could hear crying.
"What was dat?!" asked Lu Kim.
"I believe those are PC babies. They probably take offense that you're a white guy who acts out an offensive Chinese stereotype." said the customer, "They also probably take offense that your name is Korean rather than Chinese.
Tuong Lu Kim went up to the PC babies.
"Rook PC babies, just because I-a speak with a tick accent, hire chird rabor to work at my Chity Wok, and buird a warr to keep out Mongorians, that doesn't mean I'm just some stereotype! Dis is who I am!"
The PC babies continued to cry.
"You tink I'm-a racist? YOU the ones who are-a racist terring me what I should be rike!"
"I don't think you should be yelling at them, Mr. Lu Kim." said the customer.
"Don't terr me what to do!" said Lu Kim before turning to the PC babies, "STOP CRYING OR ERSE I MAKE YOU WORK AT MY CHITY WOK!"
The PC babies cried even louder.
"THAT'S IT! YOU ARR WORKING FOR ME NOW!"
Suddenly, a police car came up and Officer Yates stepped out, handcuffing Lu Kim.
"Tuong Lu Kim, you're under arrest for child labor."
"Aw shit." said Lu Kim.