Exchange Program

Chapter Fourteen

Of course, not everyone had the attention span to take the standardized tests. Twenty minutes into the test, Naruto screamed, "Forget this! Come on, I'm buying everyone ramen!" Shikamaru's class fell asleep, Deidara got bored and blew up the scantrons, Tobi decided stalking Deidara would be a better test of ability, and everyone else just kind of gave up after a while.

"No one's even going to look at these scores anyway," Itachi said. "They just make you take this test so you feel like you're the only competent people in the school."

"But you might get fired if you don't hand these in!" a student said, concerned. Itachi just smirked.

"I'd like to see the person stupid enough to try to give ME the pink slip," he chuckled darkly. "But thank you for your concern."

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So in the end, only about half of the tests were sent to the state to be graded.

"Put A. High School on the watch list, Billy," a very offical person said. "We only got tests from half of the students and the ones we did get were failing!"

"Yeah, Bob, but that school is the one that had the weird episode of teachers with food poisoning," Billy said.

"Ah, don't worry about it. There's already eight million other schools we can torment," another guy told Billy and Bob.

"But Joe, there's something fishy about this whole affair. There have been strange reports of students going missing, classrooms exploding, one of the substitutes was put in a coma. It's just too weird. I want to check it out and make sure that aliens aren't involved!" Billy said. Joe sighed.

"You and those aliens. You just want to prove that aliens are indeed taking over the world so you can sell the scoop to the National Enquirer."

"Is it my fault I want to get rich quick?"

"Fine. We'll observe A. High School to make sure there are no aliens involved," Joe finally said. "But all you're going to find is a bunch of substitute teachers just trying to do the best that they can in a short period of time."

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Yeah, right. "It is my destiny to not do anything today. I can't go against destiny, so you can all just surf the Internet," Neji told his computer science class. Shikamaru's class rarely ever woke up to learn anything, and Itachi was too busy tormenting his English classes to really care too much about teaching the material. The guidance counselors were busy preparing for the new course selection process, and everyone was very happy about the upcoming prom. They were all oblivious to the coming storm.

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

Another day, another chapter. Thanks for reading!

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