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Wow... it's been... forever since I've written. O.o Well to you it hasn't because I'm 7 chapters ahead, but to me... just wow. I think this is the first chapter I've written of the new year! lol
So how did Sasuke (And by extent Neji, since he wore they same type of shorts) keep his shuriken holster on in PTS? Cuz he wore those loose white shorts most of the time and there's never any sign of the fabric being clinched or anything that would indicate that Sasuke tightened the straps to his leg. The shuriken holster seems to wrap around his shorts with only the sheer willpower of Uchiha BSing to hold it there. I know it was probably just an oversight from Kishimoto and Studio Pierrot but still the whole thing bothers me. And now you're all probably never going to stop seeing it like I am. GOOD! Suffer with me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol just kidding! ^^
Alright! Well it turns out you won't have to worry about this story going on hiatus for a long while yet, cuz I finally gave up and just downloaded a totally different program called LibreOffice, which is the sister program to OpenOffice. So far I like it better, mostly because it doesn't crash on me within a minute of opening the program! Unfortunately my weekend was spent going through almost every document on my flashdrive and adding back in all the words, phrases, and slang that I use back into the dictionary cuz I'm OCD like that. I HAVE 554 DOCUMENTS IN MY NARUTO FANFICTIONS ALONE AND THAT'S ONLY ABOUT A THIRD OF MY USB STORAGE SPACE!
IMPORTANT! DO NOT IGNORE THIS OTHERWISE WHEN YOU START GETTING MAD BECAUSE I DON'T UPDATE YOU'LL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! Yep, you heard right, I will not be updating for a long time! Why? Because I got a summer job as a camp's program assistant in Colorado. I am not expected back in Texas until JULY 31 which means, from here til then, there will be no updates of any kind, no interaction on the internet (sorry PM Buddies)… no internet access of any KIND. This is the last chapter for Sensei until I return, enjoy it! I leave on May 25, so PM Buddies have until then to talk to me.
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(Ugh, long AN sorry…) Anyway, someone pointed out that I was pretty much canon with the first fight, which is a no-no considering that Kakashi wasn't fighting so I was just ripping it off. My bad, this is my first time writing a canon driven story rather than an AU so bare with me. That being said, I made extra sure that this chapter wasn't as… redundant? Canon? (meh) as the first fight. I still think I failed though *hangs head in shame*
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I nudged Naruto's side with the toe of my sandal. He didn't even twitch. Squatting down I poked the brat's cheek with a rigid finger, "Hey, dumbass..." I said loudly, knowing that a knucklehead like Naruto would react if I called him names. He still didn't move. "Obito Mini-me. Brat. Idiot. Dumb blonde. Dead last. Coward." When the brat didn't react at all I stood back up with a sigh and turned to the others standing in the doorway.
"Well either he's dead or out like a light post." I told them, scratching the back of my head. Hinata gasped a little, her hands going to her mouth as she no doubt thought that her precious 'Naruto-kun' was dead.
Tsunami looked as equally worried as the little Hyuuga heiress, "You don't think he overdid it in training, do you? He was looking pretty exhausted last night.
"Hn. He was passed out in the forest yesterday morning." Sasuke commented thoughtfully.
I groaned and hung my head, I really didn't need this at the moment, "Fine, Sasuke will be on guard duty today and Hinata will train." I said defeated. I hated it when people screwed up my schedule! "Hinata you know the rules. If anyone suspicious shows up, head for the bridge and warn everyone."
"H-Hai."
Sasuke frowned, "But that was the rotation yesterday." I glared at him. Like I didn't know that already, idiot.
"Hinata still needs to train in her stealth and since Naruto is stealing your rest day, you can take his spot on guard duty. Don't complain, Duckass, true shinobi don't protest orders." Like I predicted, Sasuke snapped his jaw shut and didn't make another sound.
Really, it was insulting how predictable that kid was.
"Look, if it makes you feel better, I'll go with you that way you can relax at the bridge." Everyone but Inari gave me strange looks. I returned their gaze with an unamused look, "Stop staring like calves at a new gate. I'm bored." I snapped, perhaps just a little too defensively. By Sasuke's sudden smug look I was guessing he knew why I really was going.
I was worried about the brat.
With good reason though. There was no such thing as a jounin who didn't have a sixth sense for danger; and I felt more jittery than when Obito accidentally released those rabid squirrels in the house.
I mentally shuddered at the memory.
I moved past the miniature crowd and lead them outside. Turning to Tsunami I began issuing orders, "When Naruto wakes up, just tell him to practice his taijutsu; you also have permission to send him on any errands you have. Hinata, I want you to try and sneak up on as many woodland creatures as you can. If you catch five animals in a row then join Sasuke and I on the bridge. Duckass, Grandpa Dunk, let's go." I turned on my heel and immediately started for the bridge without waiting for the two idiot males catch up to me.
"Geez, for a woman you walk pretty fast." Tazuna panted when he and my cousin finally caught up. It was really pathetic that we were almost to the bridge by that point.
I gave the old drunk an unimpressed look, "Not all women are geishas or civilians who don't have anywhere important to be. The success of a mission could rely on fast feet, I could possibly save a life that would otherwise be lost if I arrive quicker than my enemies anticipate."
Tazuna pulled a face, "Hey kid, are all shinobi like this one or is it just her?" He asked Sasuke.
Sasuke just shrugged and didn't comment. He practically had to jog to keep up with us adults; I couldn't tell if he wasn't answering because he didn't want to or because he was too focused on not falling behind. I was guessing it was a little bit of both.
"Tazuna, how long do you have before the bridge is finished?" I asked the old man. Now wasn't the time for fun and games. That sense of dread I had been feeling all morning was getting worse the closer we got to the bridge.
Grandpa Drunk shrugged, "Depends. If I have a full roster of workers, it should only be a few weeks. But with Gatou controlling everything and scaring the people, I keep losing my workers. Just yesterday I had one of my foremen quiet! I don't even have half of a roster now, it could take months with the amount of workers I got."
Grimacing, I halted at the entrance to the bridge, "That's what I feared." I muttered.
Tazuna gaped at his unconscious employees littering the bridge. I could tell by their chakra levels that the men were still alive, but only just. "What tha-?!" Tazuna exclaimed, his face twitching in horror. I glanced at him then at Sasuke. Sasuke looked back at me, his eyes gleaming with an odd shine of excitement. He was ready.
A sudden mist blew in from the ocean. I snarled in frustration and stepped in front of Tazuna, "Stay behind me." I said sharply. Tazuna didn't say anything, but he didn't move.
That stupid creepy chuckle drifted out from the fog, "Sorry to keep you waiting, Uchiha. I see you still got that brat with you, but what happened with the other two? Did they run off?" I heard a slight clicking behind me, but didn't glance towards my cousin. I knew he wasn't doing something stupid. Of all my genin I trusted Sasuke the most in a fight, even if he had bouts of cowardice when I least expected it.
Peaches chuckled again, "Oh look, he's shaking again. Pathetic." The nuke-nin laughed mockingly.
There was a small intake of air from Sasuke and I felt Zabuza's chakra spike as water clones surrounded the three of us. I tensed and palmed a kunai, ready to throw it at the clone's head that was in front of me if he so much as blinked in a way I didn't like.
Sasuke scoffed, "I'm trembling with... excitement."
The Zabuza water clones seemed surprised at the admission and I only rolled my eyes. Why couldn't the need for dramatics skip Sasuke? It skipped Itachi and me, why not one more generation?! I had enough drama from Naruto, I didn't need Sasuke filling in for that little brat too.
Speaking of brats...
I glanced at my cousin out of the corner of my eye, "Play nice." I said teasingly. That was all the permission Sasuke needed. He twirled the kunai in his hand around a finger so that the blade was pointing at the clone in front of him. With a delightful smirk that reminded me a little too much of Obito's sadistic grin, my baby cousin pounced at the water clones.
While Peach-boy's clones were busy trying to defeat an Uchiha brat, I ran through the signs for a summoning and slammed my hand to the bridge's surface, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!" I heard Zabuza growl angrily as a swarm of normal sized hawks flew up from the seal, spiraling into a twister of feathers and harsh cries that surrounded me like a moving wall. I held up my right arm and one of the hawks detached itself from it's flock. "Fly to Hyuuga Hinata and inform her to come as back up." The hawk dipped its head at my command and took off to the sky, flying out of sight before turning in the direction of Hinata. No need to tell our enemies where an ally was after all. The rest of the hawks dispersed among the cables of the bridge, their sharp yellow eyes watching.
While I was busy with my summonings, Sasuke finished up his little spar with the water clones. He looked about as cocky as a true Uchiha when he returned to his spot beside me. I mentally whimpered and hoped that I didn't get an arrogant little brat who thought he was God's gift to man. If so, I was going to beat that out of him and suffer Itachi's wrath with a smile on my face.
"Ooooo, the brat's improving." Peach-boy said from my right. All three of us turned to see the man with horrible fashion sense giving us a leer. At least I thought it was a leer, it was kind of hard to tell when the lower half of his face was bandaged up. His ally stood beside him, still wearing that false hunter-nin mask. "Looks like you've got competition... Haku." Zabuza continued.
"So it seems." The boy, Haku, murmured quietly.
Trolling time.
"Oi oi. Peachy's ally, or whatever the hell your name is, are you a boy or a girl? Because honestly, you're a very androgynous individual." I asked, intentionally playing the ignorant idiot. Tazuna and Sasuke were giving me looks that could only be described as 'way to ruin the suspense, dummy'.
Haku and Zabuza exchanged looks and I took my chance to continue, "You know what? It doesn't matter anyway, I think I'll just call you Zabuza's Bitch." I said with a smirk. Both nuke-nins snapped their heads around to glare at me–well I assume Haku glared, it was hard to tell with the mask–while I cackled in delight of pissing my enemy off.
"Take care of the brat. I'll take the bitch." Zabuza growled.
Haku turned his gaze on Sasuke, "Right." The kid murmured again. Then he moved. Startled I opened my mouth to shout a warning to Sasuke, but Zabuza was on me before I could utter a single syllable.
I back flipped away from Tazuna, distancing myself from the client and the man trying to kill him. At the moment Zabuza seemed pretty focused on me, so I didn't have to worry. I smirked as I kicked Kubikiribōchō away from me. "Don't tell me I struck a nerve." I cooed as I deflected another swing with my kunai. Zabuza snarled like an angry animal and charged at me again. I snorted and ducked under his swing. If I had know pissing Peaches off would make him attack like a predictable wild animal, I would have done it a long time ago.
Kicking off the ground, I gave myself enough time to spare a glance at Sasuke. My eyes widened as I saw Haku performing hand signs with only one hand. That wasn't something you saw everyday. I wonder if the sharingan could somehow pick it up.
Before I could activate my sharingan to see if I could, Zabuza attacked again, "You're opponent is me! Let's leave the kids to their game."
I shot Zabuza a nasty glare, "Oh, go drown in your own water ninjutsu! I didn't come all this way with a bunch of brats and a drunk old man to hear you blowing steam, ya old windbag." I snapped, getting irritated. I knew Zabuza wasn't taking this fight seriously. He was just trying to keep me from Sasuke and Haku's fight.
Peachy paused, "A bunch of brats, eh?" He quoted, sounding oddly interested. "So you don't think that those genin are worth anything either."
"Oh I think they're worth a lot of things, I just like calling them brats. They're my brats and I'm the only one allowed to call them that and get away with it." I snapped back and flung my kunai at Peachy-boy's head to emphasize my point. He easily ducked under the kunai and charged at me, his sword back and ready for a strong strike to my legs. I leaped into the air over his blade and put my hands down on Zabuza's back, flipping over him to land between him and the kids.
I smirked, "Ya know, some people would think you were compensating for something with that big blade of yours." I commented sweetly.
"You're letting that big mouth get away again, Uchiha." Peachy growled.
I shrugged, "Well at least I'm not trying to prank you as well as fight you like my brother does. That's just annoying." I said coolly. From the look in Zabuza's eyes, he thought my inappropriate remarks were a hell of a lot more annoying.
"Argh!" Both of us whipped around to see Sasuke kicking Haku away.
Sasuke stood in his spot, smirking, "Seems you're not as fast as you think you are." He said, idly spinning his kunai around his index finger. Cocky little git, I was definitely beating that arrogance out of his system.
Zabuza glared at his ally, "Haku. Stop messing around and letting a brat beat you, get on with it!" He ordered.
The masked boy stood back up easily, "Yes." He responded in an almost robotic voice.
Frowning I turned my back on Zabuza to watch what the masked brat was doing. Icy blue strands of chakra haloed Haku and he bowed his head, "I'm sorry it's come to this." The boy said softly and made a strange sign. The temperature dropped drastically and I uttered a curse under my breath as I automatically regulated my chakra to keep myself warm. Of course our newest enemy would have some kind of tie to cold weather. It wouldn't be hell if he didn't.
Stupid karma demons and their stupid agenda against me.
The water around Sasuke and Haku suddenly leaped up into the air to form flat frozen surfaces. Haku stepped into the mirrors, senbon needles in his hands. Meanwhile I gaped in surprise, it was not cold enough to form ice like that. Even the most powerful shinobi with water nature had a hard time creating ice even in temperatures where it was easy to form. That only meant one thing.
Kekke Genkai.
Peaches chuckled behind me, "Seems you figured it out."
Growling I ran for the ice mirrors, but Peach-boy flash stepped in front of me. "If you're going to fight, you will fight me." He snapped.
I glared at him. "Bastard." I spat out.
The peachy nuke-nin chuckled creepily, "Oh? Out of your witty comments? I'm crushed." I could practically taste the sarcasm in the air.
"You have three seconds to step aside before I really crush you."
"How cute. You think you can defeat me. You weren't able to before, what makes you think you can now that we're surrounded by even more water than before?" My eyes widened a fraction and I flung my kunai at the water clone that I thought was Zabuza and leaping away before the real Zabuza could cut me down. He didn't look all that happy when he turned to face me. He scoffed when he saw my sharingan, "That again? Are all the Uchiha so weak that they rely on that silly Kekke Genkai of theirs? How pathetic."
Sasuke yelped and I looked over Peaches shoulder to see Haku raining senbon down on my cousin like a vengeful thunderstorm. Anger washed over me, hot and heady, when I landed my gaze back on Zabuza. "Two seconds to move."
Peaches sneered.
"One."
He didn't move.
I held my right arm above my head and brought my left to my mouth. Curling my index and thumb around my tongue I whistled loudly, using a small wind ninjutsu to amplify the sound. My hawk summons, having been sitting on the sidelines forgotten, all took flight. They flew in circles like a roiling thundercloud of brown and black, using my upraised arm as the pivot point.
"Last chance to move." I said. Zabuza stubbornly stayed where he was. My mouth twisted in an ugly grimace and I lowered my right arm to point at the Mist nuke-nin. The hawks gave one last turn before following my finger and shooting straight towards Peach-boy.
He smirked.
My eyes widened.
"Hha!" I felt water douse my back and I spun around to see Hinata standing in a puddle of water, formerly a water clone, panting slightly. She gave me a shaky grin, "I-I'm sorry Y-Yanagi-sensei. I c-came as fast as I c-c-c-could." She stuttered slightly, a blush forming on her cheeks. I didn't blame her, Hinata had suddenly become the center of attention after pulling a stunt like that. Even Haku stopped torturing my poor cousin to stare at her.
I grinned, "Hey, I'm not complaining. You just saved me from being skewered like a roast pig." I joked before turning serious, "Guard Tazuna, don't leave his side for any reason." I ordered. Hinata gave a firm nod and leaped sideways until she was in front of Tazuna, in a Gentle Fist stance. When I turned to face Zabuza again, he did not look amused.
"Oh... did she ruin your little scheme?" I asked innocently, pressing an index finger to the corner of my mouth like a slut trying to act cute.
That did it, I could practically hear Peachy's patience snap. He snarled and charged at me, "Shut up!"
I laughed as I jumped away from him, "Looks like you underestimated my brats, Peach-boy. Sasuke and Hinata are clan kids and having been training with their families since they could hold a kunai right." I ducked under Peachy's swing and shot my left leg out for a round house kick. Zabuza launched into the air to avoid my leg and I pulled back before he could land on it. "Sasuke is the best in his class and no one can defeat Hinata in taijutsu. She's a Hyuuga after all, it's in her blood." I taunted as I back flipped away from the Kubikiribōchō.
Skidding to a halt a few feet away from Peaches I smirked, "And what have you got? A coward with a nice Kekke Genkai. Well, I've got two brats with Kekke Genkai and neither of them are cowards!"
Zabuza's face twisted unpleasantly, "Haku, stop goofing around and kill that pest!" He barked out, his gaze darting over his shoulder to where the ice mirrors stood. Haku didn't respond, but only started throwing more senbons at Sasuke at a more rapid pace than before; I tried not to flinch when I heard Sasuke cry out. Peachy looked back at me, his gaze deadlier than before, "That big mouth of yours is going to get your brats killed, Uchiha."
I only smiled, "I'm confident they can handle one little brat, even one as powerful as yours. Besides, you forgot something." Peach-boy stiffened as it dawned on him that Naruto had yet to appear. My smile twisted into a sneer, "You know, I think my last student deserves to be called the 'Stupidly Brave Shinobi of Konoha' more than I do. After all, not many genin are brave enough to fight someone like you, Peach-boy, let alone get the better of you."
As if planned there was a puff of smoke to the right of Haku's mirrors. Naruto's voice drifted from the white billowing vapors, "I resent that, Frizzy-sensei! Call me the 'Fearless Shinobi of Konoha'! That's right, Uzumaki Naruto is here!" My eye only twitched a little at the nickname. I'd let it slide this one time.
Peach-boy blinked slowly at Naruto then looked at me, "You think some brat like him can do anything?"
I shrugged, "Why not? It was a dead-last like Naruto who helped turn the last shinobi war back in Konoha's favor." I responded coolly. I should know, Obito was the idiot I was talking about. "I feel Naruto can do the same with this little spat we have. Dead-last shinobi have a tendency to surprise people." Naruto took a second to gawk at me, not use to my free praise. All I could say was he had better back up my claims or I was going to murder the little sucker.
Naruto got a really big grin on his face, "You know how the hero always shows up at the last minute and kicks butt? Well that's what I'm going to do, right now! So don't you worry sensei, you can just sit back and watch me beat these guys!"
I facepalmed.
The blonde idiot ignored me, "Alright, you're history!" He formed a sign, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" But before Naruto could form a single clone, Zabuza twisted around and threw a handful of shuriken at him. Like with the Demon Brothers, Naruto's first reaction was the freeze in fear.
"Move Naruto!" I yelled, my heart in my throat as I watched the throwing stars head for my frozen student. I wouldn't be able to get there in time to stop them, not even my hawks surrounding the bridge would be able to grab the shuriken in time.
Out of no where, senbon needles collided with the shuriken and knocked them off course. I jerked in surprise and twisted to stare at Haku half leaning out of his mirrors, still in the position of someone who had just thrown something. Zabuza narrowed his eyes at his ally.
Now that he was out of danger, I felt it safe to yell at Naruto, "You imbecile! This is a real battle not a stupid spar; a shinobi's lifestyle is deception, not a damn talent show! Always keep your enemy guessing, be unpredictable so they can't figure out how to defeat you. So get your head outta your ass and think before someone makes a dartboard out of you!"
Naruto turned about as red as Hinata did when Naruto got within ten feet of her. He started yelling apologies, but I ignored him to glance at Haku. Everyone else seemed to think that Haku had thrown senbon at Naruto at the same time Zabuza did and their attacks ended up colliding; but I knew better. One look at my cousin-turned-porcupine told me that Haku did not miss his targets. Which could only mean... he meant to throw those shuriken off track.
The question was why.
Peach-boy seemed to be thinking the same thing I was, "Haku, what are you doing?" Peachy demanded. His tone was dangerous and angry, he was pissed at Haku for disturbing his attack. In Zabuza's state of mind at the moment, I wouldn't be entirely surprised if he attacked his own ally out of anger.
One could only hope.
Haku straightened out of his position and dipped his head towards Peaches, "Zabuza-sama, let me fight this boy in my own way... please." The brat rasped. Mildly I wondered if all Kiri nins had that smoker rasp, or if it was just these two idiots.
Naruto glared at the masked boy, "Bring. It. On." He challenged before I could tell him to not be stupid. I suppressed the urge to hang my head in defeat at the stupidity of the blonde brat and wondered if he knew how powerful Haku was. Sasuke was hardly a match for the nuke-nin, what chance did Naruto have against him?!
Zabuza chuckled, "As usual you're too soft, Haku. Fine, if that is what you wish." Soft? What part of that masked brat was...
I glanced at Sasuke. He was injured but not too bad, nothing that would cause any lasting damage. So either Haku was very sadistic and liked to play with his enemies; or he was soft as Zabuza said and wasn't trying to hurt Sasuke, just stall him. Still, knowing Naruto, he'd piss Haku off enough that the nuke-nin would tear him to shreds. I started to take a step forward to intervene before things got worse, but Peaches blocked my path.
"Don't even think about it." Oddly enough, Peachy sounded amused. "You know what will happen if you take on Haku. I'll go after the bridge builder and that little girl." I stiffened and looked to the left where Tazuna and Hinata stood. There was no way that I would be able to end Haku and protect those two at the same time. Against a long sword like the Kubikiribōchō, Hinata's taijutsu was useless; and without me guiding my hawk summons they couldn't do shit but sit there and look pretty. I supposed I could summon a larger hawk to deal with Zabuza while I took out Haku, but that would cut down on my chakra and possibly put me in a dangerous position.
Damn.
Zabuza seemed to know I was in a bind, he smirked underneath those bandages, "Relax, Uchiha. Lets see how our students do... one on one." I gave him an Uchiha Glare, but he wasn't even paying attention to me. I didn't dare attack, he might not be looking at me, but I know the Peach Bastard was still prepared to fight me. Only an idiot would think otherwise.
Apparently Sasuke was an idiot.
While Haku was talking to Naruto, a kunai came flying out of the ice prison that held Sasuke. Haku easily dodged the knife and looked at my cousin, "Don't think I forgot about you, not for an instant." The masked nuke-nin tilted his head a little, "Some warriors accept defeat gracefully, they know when they are beaten..." Oh great, know I was going to have two idiots who couldn't think straight, "Others do not. So be it, let us finish our battle then."
I couldn't help but groan quietly as Haku reentered his mirrors. Zabuza actually snorted and gave me an amused look as if we weren't enemies fighting to the death but two people just watching our students spar. I shot him a brief glare and looked away. I refused to think Peaches was anyone else but my enemy.
It was torture having to watch my cousin practically being torn to shreds by multiple attacks coming from all the mirrors. With my sharingan I could pick up the real Haku and how he jumped from mirror to mirror to keep the element of surprise. The little pest was fast, even with my sharingan I could just barely pick up his movements as he flashed between the mirrors. But I still didn't know how the mirrors worked.
"Sasuke, Naruto think! You have to attack the mirrors from the inside and outside at the same time to figure out how they work!" I yelled. Naruto's face brightened with an idea and there was a poof and...
He was gone.
It was only when Sasuke started yelling did I realize where he went. My eye twitched and I glanced at Zabuza. The nuke-nin looked like he was on the verge of laughing, I was almost tempted to tell him that I was disowning Naruto as my student after a stunt like that.
"Katon: Phoenix Sage Jutsu!" Sasuke yelled out and there was a brief glow of orange that surrounded the multiple mirrors at various angles, but none of them melted.
I could hear the amusement in Haku's voice when he said, "You'll need more firepower than that to melt this ice." I stiffened slightly. More firepower? I could easily do that, but...
Peaches smirked at me, easily reading my mind, "If you melt the mirrors you'll incinerate your students. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?" He asked. I shot him a nasty look and mildly wondered why he hadn't attacked yet. Peach-boy didn't have a problem earlier, was he just stalling then to get to this point and showcase his student? He had been hired to take out my client, not show off his student's prowess.
Once again my suspicions of his involvement with the Mist Rebels surfaced. I eyed the man, trying to figure out his game. I doubted that he was ever fighting me seriously. All he had done was send water clones and swing that big ass sword around. Zabuza had been part of the Seven Swordsmen of Kirigakure, he had gotten the position by being a master of kenjutsu. So far Zabuza had been attacking as if the Kubikiribōchō was just a piece of metal to be swung around and not a great sword.
Of course it was always possible that he was downplaying his abilities to keep the element of surprise; I had been doing the same by only dodging Zabuza's sword and tossing kunai around when I got the opening. But it just didn't fit Peachy's personality to use deception when he had the opportunity to strike. I glanced at the ice prison as Haku bounded from mirror to mirror, raining senbon down on Sasuke and Naruto. Haku was the same. I knew that that jutsu was meant to trap and destroy an opponent. The positioning of the mirrors and the pure speed of Haku proved that point easily enough. So why weren't my students dead yet? From what I had gathered on Haku, I knew he wasn't the sick twisted kind of shinobi that enjoyed toying with their victims. Not even Zabuza was that way. Zabuza's way of killing was quick, painless, and silent; leaving any survivors baffled and frightened of the Demon of the Mist.
Naruto's yelling stopped my musing, "I won't quit! Not ever, I'm going to survive and become Hokage because that is my dream!" I didn't know if I should be proud that he still wasn't giving up even after that downpour of needles or still embarrassed that he had gotten himself into that mess.
What Haku responded with surprised me, "I didn't want to be a shinobi, it's painful. I don't want to kill you, but if you come closer I will have no choice." What? "I will kill the kindness in my own heart and fully embrace the shinobi way. This bridge will the battlefield where our dreams collide. I will fight for my dream, just as you fight for yours. Please do not blame me, I fight for someone who is precious to me. I live for him and I will face death for him so that his dream will become reality. That is my dream, and for the sake of that dream, if I must I will act as a shinobi and take your lives!"
I bowed my head and glanced at the silent Zabuza. It was obvious that Haku was referring to Peach-boy, but why? What did Zabuza do that made the kid so loyal to him? And furthermore, just what was Zabuza's dream? The more I listened to Haku, the more reluctant I was to kill the kid, but if he got in the way of my mission then I would cut him and Zabuza down.
Peaches shot me a haughty glance, "Tell me Uchiha, does that wimpy village of yours still avoid the most important rule of being a shinobi?" He asked as if he were genuinely curious.
I only started at him in silence. It was a loaded question, so I saw no need in wasting my breath with an answer that was already obvious.
Peach-boy cackled like a madman, "I wonder what your precious little Hokage will say when you come back with two bodies instead of three live genin... if you survive that is." I heard Tazuna inhale sharply as it dawned on him just how outnumbered the genin truly were. I glanced out of the corner of my eye to see how Hinata was holding up to the news of her possible death.
Not too well.
Zabuza followed my gaze, "She's going to faint." He observed in a tone that could only be amusement. He looked back at me, "How is it that you ended up with three incompetent brats? You're supposed to be an A-class kunoichi, and yet here you are... babysitting."
"Hn." I grunted. That insult was so pathetic I knew I would lose brain cells just by answering it. One would think that the Bloody Mist would pencil in a trash talk class right after their academy students learned how to gut a helpless victim. At least so they wouldn't kill their opponents from the lame insults flying around.
Unless... that was their stupid plan all along.
The damn man didn't shut up though, "Falling back on the Uchiha customary response? How unlike you." Great now he was adding sarcasm to the list. My eye twitched and I came close to planting my fist in his stupid, bandaged face if only to shut him up; but I somehow refrained... for now. "It must goad you that your precious Hokage would dump a bunch of brats on you. It's such a waste of your skills, chasing after three brats like you're their nanny while shinobi weaker than you take over your missions." Peachy continued on, not even bothering to see if he was really insulting me or not.
Finally I got fed up, "Your insults are pathetic. Even my pacifist cousin can talk trash better than you." I deadpanned. Peachy didn't even have the decency to look offended. He only smirked at me from underneath his bandages.
I reached into my weapons pouch and brought out a fan. Snapping it open I began lightly fanning myself like a geisha would. I even fluttered my eyelashes at Peaches, "Let's get this over with, ne? I want to leave by dusk." I simpered like a primping airhead and reactivated my sharingan, having had deactivated it once I realized I would never figure out Haku's jutsu with my eyes.
Zabuza jerked his gaze away from my sharingan and he reached back into his own kunai pouch. As he charged at me, I made a sweeping motion with my arm so that my fan cut through the air like a blade. When he came into my range, I thumbed the little lever on the handle and fourteen senbon needles shot out of the fan's ribs. Unfortunately due to the large curve of the fan's edge, only five senbons were heading directly at Peaches. He easily knocked them away with his two bladed kunai and jumped back.
I snapped the fan shut and pointed it at him, "Lesson number one of kunoichi tactics: Everything can be a weapon." I depressed another button on the bamboo frame of the fan and a three inch blade shot out of the little slot that was embedded into the fan, just to prove my point. Zabuza did not looked very pleased with my Fan of Wonders–as Obito called it.
In fact, I could swear he was pouting.
"This won't be like last time, Peach-boy." I promised him, my smirk melting away to be replaced with the expressionless mask every shinobi seemed to have.
The bandaged nuke-nin seemed to have stolen my smirk, "You're correct, because this time even if you do defeat me, you have no chance against Haku. When I found him he was just a street rat, but I trained him in the most advanced techniques. I taught him everything I know, and with that Kekke Genkai of his, soon he was able to take on dangerous enemies. Even outnumbered and in total darkness, he could strike with perfect accuracy. He cared nothing for his own life, or the lives of others. Haku became a unique fighting machine, a shinobi. In the end even he surpassed me, with that Kekke Genkai of his nothing can defeat it! I've created a tool that can destroy anyone who stands in my way, unlike those useless brats that follow you around like little lost puppies!"
I grimaced in disgust at the man before me. Then I glanced over his shoulder at the prison of ice mirrors where the shouts of pain from Naruto and Sasuke were still originating. When I head heard Haku's speech I was ready to put an end to the battle peacefully, just to save the kid the pain of losing his precious person. Now I was ready to roast the fool who dared take advantage of loyalty like that.
Zabuza laughed as he looked back at the ice mirrors with a crazed look in his eyes, "You think those punks can defeat Haku? He's the ultimate battle tool of destruction!"
"Would ya shut up already? Geez you sound worse than my uncle when he's talking about Itachi!" I snapped, getting irritated with this 'Haku is so great! You can never defeat him!' bullshit. Was Zabuza Haku's fangirl or senpai?!
Zabuza didn't understand the reference, so he wasn't offended. Though I had now doubt he would be throwing a temper tantrum if he knew how Fugaku was when he was bragging about my cousin. "Fine, but there is one more thing you should know." I raised an eyebrow and decided to humor him, not that he needed any encouragement, "Did you really think our last battle was just win or lose? Haku had been watching the whole time, watching every move your made with that sharingan of yours. Haku can see a move once and immediately devise a counterattack; it's one of his... gifts. I've been waiting to see the look on your pretty face when you realize that your sharingan has become worthless!"
I kept my face blank just to annoy him.
Zabuza held up two fingers, "Suiton: Hidden Mist Jutsu!"
Deja vu, anyone?
The thin mist that had already layered the air thickened to the point of no visibility. I cursed, my sharingan eyes darting to pick up the slighted movement in the mist; but all I could see was Hinata and Tazuna fidgeting around, looking left and right for a thin spot in the thick mist. I pinned Hinata with a look. She was twitching nervously and shaking in fear, "Hinata, stay with Tazuna. Don't leave his side for any reason." I ordered her in a sharp tone. The Hyuuga girl seemed to get over her fear at the order and nodded firmly before shifting from an offensive to a defensive taijutsu stance. I had noticed over the weeks that she seemed to lose her cowardice when given a direct order. Hopefully she would stand by it even if I went down.
Shuriken came out of no where and I easily batted them away with my closed fan. I took a cautious step in the direction the throwing stars had come from but stopped and twisted around when I felt Zabuza's chakra behind me. I blinked when I saw that his eyes were closed. Was he trying to prevent looking into my sharingan or was it another reason entirely? I frowned when he started to speak.
"Next time you see me, will be the last time you see anything." Okay, for Peach-boy, that wasn't a half bad attempt to be intimidating; but still... even goofy Shisui still beat him by a mile. Of course, goofy Shisui happened to be pretty terrifying when someone did the impossible and actually pissed him off, but that was irrelevant. "Without your sharingan, you're nothing." Zabuza rasped and then disappeared again before I could attack. I twitched in annoyance. If this was just going to be a hit-and-run tactic I was going to murder someone.
Preferably Peaches; but I would take Tazuna for putting me in this mess in the first place too.
Fine. If he wanted to play this game, then I would just pull and Uchiha Tactic straight from the Book of Bullshit and own his sorry ass before he could sneeze. I ran through the appropriate hand signs and slammed my palms together with a loud clap, "Fūton: Gale Palm!" In a large ejection of wind oriented chakra, I managed to disperse most of the mist thinning it out enough that I could see Zabuza's faint outline several paces to my right. I turned to face the outline and began a new set of hand signs, "Katon: Great Fireball Jutsu!" I shouted and sent a steady stream of fire at Zabuza.
I grinned when Zabuza had to leap out of the mist and into my sight, just like I wanted, "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that last part. You left to quickly. Something about me being without my sharingan...?" I said teasingly. Boy, did Peaches look pissed off.
Somehow that set off a monologue of how Peach-boy had figured out the secret behind the sharingan. I almost started nodding off when he started explaining the piercing eye and the hypnotic eye and how I had used them in battle. Seriously, what was with this guy and explaining things to invisible audiences? Was he so enamored with his own smoker voice that he liked making long winded speeches over obvious things?!
That would explain a lot of things, actually.
After he finished lecturing me about things I had grown up knowing, he started talking about his 'ultimate plan to win the day'. Finally I gave up pretending to listen and groaned loudly, "Oh. My. Kami. SHUT UP! At least try to make it harder on me by not explaining your stupid little plan. Dear Lord, do I need to give you the 'a shinobi's lifestyle is deception' lecture I gave Naruto too?!"
There was a beat of silence when even Haku stopped fighting Naruto and Sasuke, before Zabuza's annoying raspy voice spoke again, "Fine. I just won't give you a sporting chance." If that was what he called a 'sporting chance' I would gladly go without, if only to keep my ears from bleeding.
In the back of my mind I wondered who could out talk the other: the Hokage or Peaches.
The fighting between the three boys resumed with vigor, but something was different about it. I could hear Sasuke using the fireball jutsu as well, which was strange. Didn't he already try to melt the ice and figure out that it didn't work? What could those two idiots possibly be up to? I risked a glance in their direction, hoping that it might shed some light on their plan.
"Pay attention to your own fight!" Zabuza roared and I snapped my head around with a gasp just in time to feel his foot connect with my jawline. There was a dull crunch and I tasted the sharp coppery twang of blood flooding my mouth; seconds later a wave of pain bloomed from my jaw, momentarily causing my mind to blank. I landed in a heap on the ground, my jaw throbbing painfully. I reached up to cradle it and winced when my hand grazed against the bruising area. The bone was cracked at the very least.
High killer intent brought my head up and my eyes widened when I saw Zabuza descending from the air, the Kubikiribōchō raised over his head and positioned to bisect me at the waist. Scrambling, I twisted to the side and got my feet under me just as the long blade dug into the ground almost three inches deep. I winced and tried not to imagine what would have happened to be had I been any slower.
I was really starting to regret pissing Peaches off.
The Kiri nuke-nin yanked his big ass sword out of the ground and turned towards me, a deranged look in his eyes. "Seems I finally succeeded in shutting up the Uchiha with the runaway mouth. Now to make it permanent." I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the lame trash talk. This guy was truly pathetic when it came to being intimidating. I was starting to think that awkward Iruka could be more terrifying than this guy. The chunnin might be terrifying to kids, but he was just a socially awkward wimp when it came to adults.
Peachy disappeared.
I stiffened and looked around, trying to discern any chakra signal with either my sharingan or my sensory abilities. I swallowed a mouthful of blood, trying not to gag at the overbearing taste of copper, and ran through my options. While the wind jutsu had momentarily cleared the mist, it was back in full force, once again hindering my line of vision. Sight was out, I could deal with that. Peaches was a master of the silent killing technique; he could enter a crowd full of people, kill one person, and be gone before that person even hit the ground–all the while not making a smidgen of noise. That mean I could not hear Zabuza's attacks either and if I did it was probably a distraction. Still I could manage without hearing too.
That left my sensing abilities and scent. I wasn't a tracker and I was no where near as good at olfactory perception as Kakashi or the Inuzuka clan, but I still had a sharp nose. However, the problem with that was my sense of smell was being overridden by the smell of my blood still filling my mouth. My chances of predicting Peaches next attack were starting to slim down. My chakra sensing abilities weren't the best, it was mostly just raw talent, but I still should be able to pick out Zabuza's large chakra source in the thick mist he had created. It would be like trying to pick out the early morning sun in a thick fog, but it was still doable. Unless Peach-boy suppressed his chakra, I should be able to sense him.
I closed my eyes and concentrated on spanning my awareness about the bridge. I could feel the chakra of the three boys flitting around inside the ice prison, which appeared to be a thin dome of Haku's chakra, and I could pick out Hinata's still relatively high chakra reserves right in front of Tazuna's stunted civilian level chakra. Wait.
Hinata.
Damn it! I had a Hyuuga with me the whole time and I was too caught up in my ego to even think about asking her for help. There wasn't anything that could hide from the Byakugan! And now, I couldn't talk because of my cracked jawbone. Growling deep in my throat I was about to shunshin to Hinata and signal what I needed in my rusty genin hand signs, when the object I was looking for appeared.
Right where I didn't want it.
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I kinda feel bad for leaving you with a cliffhanger… but I'm a total troll so I'm sure I'll get over it! Ta-da! First cliffhanger of the story! Well... first MAJOR cliffhanger. I could continue this, but I like where it ended. And sorry for the fight scenes, they aren't my strong point so I know they suck.
~You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
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