P.S What I always forgot to mention…I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does with his bad self. XD
Currently it's about 6:00. Sakura's heading back to her dorm to get for her said 'date' with Sasuke. Now she's just entered her dorm.
Sakura sighed as he opened the door to her room. She immediately plopped onto her bed. She looked outside her window and watched the sun setting slightly. She was getting a little excited about her meeting with Sasuke.
'I wonder what he wants talk to me about.' She thought. Sakura then re-thought to what Ino said to her. 'Sakura, don't you think it's strange for Sasuke to say he's onto you? Then he, out of nowhere asks you out? All in just one period?' Sakura pushed the thought into the back of her mind. I mean she had a date with Sasuke right?
Back to the prank…
It was only Tenten and Hinata as they waited inside the bush to commence the ultimate prank operation. Suddenly a voice came from the walkie-talkie.
"Tenten? Are you there? Over." Temari's voice whispered into the device.
Tenten snapped out of her slight slumber and picked up the communicator.
"Yeah Temari. We're here. Is it time?" Tenten asked eagerly through the device.
"Yes. Yes. I repeat things are all in order. Cameras and everything else. You and Hinata can come in now. Ramen freak and momma's boy are currently in said position." Temari said back.
"Alright. Let's go Hinata you heard her." Tenten said to Hinata. They moved out of the bush and opened the door to the school.
"Alright let's split up. Naruto's getting out of tutoring down on the other side of school. Make sure he's aligned with the cameras so it'll be taped. For now I'm going to get Neji. If anything goes wrong you can contact any of us. Got it?" Tenten said once they entered the school.
"Yes!" Hinata replied. And with that they moved in opposite directions.
With Sakura…
"I think I'm going to take a shower…." Sakura said to herself randomly. She rolled off of her bed and headed toward her bathroom.
With Tenten…
Tenten was doing those secret agent moves down the empty hallway. She finished doing her cartwheel around slowly peeked around the corner. There was victim #1 of her plan. She watched him close his locker and head her way.
'Ahhh…he's so fine…WAIT I'M ON A MISSION HERE!' Tenten thought to herself. She was too busy arguing with her thoughts she didn't notice Neji walk right up to her.
"Uhhh Tenten?" Neji said questioningly.
Tenten snapped out of her thought and blushed embarrassingly. Neji raised an eyebrow.
"What are you doing here?" Neji asked.
Tenten hesitated. What was she supposed to say 'oh I'm here to play a monstrous prank on you?' Tenten then responded.
"I…should…ask the same question. What are you doing here?"
Neji raised another eyebrow and thought. 'What's up with her?'
"I'm coming from my locker?" Neji said giving Tenten a suspicious look.
Tenten noticed. 'Oh my gosh! He's suspicious! What am I supposed to say now? After all the things I prepared for this idea I never thought of how to lure Neji into this?'
"Um. Uhh. Yeah…me too…uh…you want to walk with me you know like chat a little bit?" Tenten said quickly changing the subject.
"Okay…I guess so..." Neji said.
"Good." Tenten said as she put an arm around Neji's shoulder and steered him through the hallway.
With Hinata…
Hinata nervously walked through the hallways. She was thinking over the kiss she gave Naruto today. 'I hope Naruto won't hate me for playing this prank on him…' She thought.
Just then Hinata turned the corner and saw Naruto talking to his 'math tutor'. Hinata ducked back around the corner and listened into the conversation. The conversation was…
"I think I'm starting to get this now! The only thing I don't understand is the pie thing! I mean what pies have to do with math?!" Naruto said to his math tutor. The math tutor just shook her head and said. "Good-bye Naruto…" She hangs her head obviously tired from trying to teach Naruto.
Naruto spins around eagerly and putts his hands behind his head. Hinata notices this and quickly turns the corner hoping not to be seen by Naruto. Unfortunately Naruto notices her. "Hey Hinata!" Naruto called.
'Snap.' Hinata said inside her mind.
Naruto walked up to Hinata who was blushing as usual.
"Hey N-Naruto." Hinata answered quietly. Naruto observed Hinata. He noticed that she was dressed in all camouflage. He wondered why and decided to ask.
"Uh…Hinata why— He stopped in the middle of his sentence just staring at Hinata. All he could do is staring. 'Why can't I ask her a simple question?' He thought.
Hinata looked at Naruto and blushed. They stood there not knowing what to say.
'I don't know if I can pull this prank off. It feels like I'm betraying him in some way…Maybe I should just come out and tell him the whole plot. Hopefully he won't be mad…' Hinata thought.
"Well I guess I'll see you later then Hinata." Naruto said.
'Damnit what'd I say that for? I want to stay with her! I'm just making a fool of myself in front of her!' He thought.
He turned to walk the opposite way.
'Darn! Come on Hinata say it!' Hinata thought to herself.
"N-Naruto wait!" Hinata squeaked.
"Hm?" Naruto responded turning around. His blue eyes looking straight into Hinata's.
"I-I need to tell you something…" Hinata said looking down at the ground.
"What is it? Something wrong?" Naruto asked.
"N-No it's about the truce thing we talked to you guy a-about this morning…" Hinata said.
"Really? What about it?" He asked.
"Umm…The thing is that…we lied about it. Our plan was that this truce would give u-u s a chance to pull a giant prank on you guys for revenge….I hope you're not mad…" Hinata completed. She looked at Naruto who looked extremely bamboozled. Naruto then noticed that she was waiting for a response.
"Wait so you guys lied about a fake truce so you could pull off a huge prank when we'd least expects it…?" Naruto replied.
"P-Pretty much…yeah." Hinata answered quietly.
"Wait so am I being pranked right now?" Naruto asked looking around.
"N-No Naruto." Hinata giggled.
Naruto pulled on a goofy smile. He loved it when she laughed and giggled.
"Hinata?" Naruto asked.
"Y-Yes?" Hinata stuttered.
"You want to go get some ramen with me and tell me about you girls' fabulous prank idea?" Naruto asked reaching out his hand to Hinata. Hinata took it, "Sure Naruto."
With that Naruto dragged Hinata outside the school to the ramen shop.
With Tenten…
"Hinata? Hinata?" Tenten yelled through her walkie-talkie. She wanted to check her status. But yet no one picked it up.
Neji was just lost in his own mind wondering what this is all about. He glanced who was practically screaming 'Hinata' through her device. He blushed as she turned and gave him a slight smile. Soon Tenten gave up and turned to Neji.
"So where were we?" She asked.
"I have no idea." Neji said walking off.
"Wait!" Tenten yelled after him. Once she caught up she glanced at the janitors' closet to their left. 'This is it. The closet where Neji shall face his doom!'
"MUHWAWWAAAAHAH!" Tenten accidentally said out loud. Neji started to back away.
"Hey Neji?" Tenten asked.
"What?" He responded.
"Can you open that janitor's closet? I left my…hat in there."
"Uh…okay." Neji said strangely.
Neji opened the closet which was surprisingly open. He stepped inside the dark and musty room. As soon as he walked in the room. Tenten smirked and closed it and locked it. Neji looked around and tried to open the door but it was locked.
"Neji? You okay?" Tenten yelled from the outside.
"Yeah just fine." Neji answered coldly.
"Oh my god! I'll go get some help!" And with that Tenten was off down the hallway.
Neji slumped down against the door. 'Something tells me that she's not going for help'
Tenten sprinted down the hallway trying to find Temari so she could commence the next step. Tenten made a left and walked into the Chemistry lab where Temari was waiting.
"Temari! Okay, he's in the closet!"
Temari reached onto the table grabbing the remote control labeled 'Clown doll'. She turned it on and set it to forward.
Now they waited for Neji to fall into the other trap they had for him.
In the closet…
Neji, still sitting in the closet watched the light bulb blinking above. The light bulb suddenly went out engulfing him in darkness. Neji sighed. Suddenly he heard a giggle. Then he heard it again. He stood up and scanned the dark room. Rainbow colors came into view.
'Huh?' Neji thought.
The figure stepped out of the back of the closet. Dressed in a white polka dotted and red suit, painted white face and red nose. It was none other than another clown. It stepped toward Neji. Neji's face went as white as a ghost. He gulped and stepped back bumping into the door behind him. A bucket set on top of the door fell right on Neji spilling purple paint all over him. He maniacally attempted to open the door but it was no use it was locked…. The clown giggled once more as it corned Neji. Neji did the only thing he could do now….scream for his life.
"AHHHHHHH!" He screamed. He was a goner.
In the classroom…
"Oh my god! Look at him!" Temari laughed out loud. They watched the TV as Neji screamed as if his life depended on it.
"He screams like a girl! I think he wet himself!" Tenten squealed rolling on the floor laughing.
With Hinata and Naruto…
"Are you serious? You planned to let everyone on campus see us get pranked?" Naruto asked.
"Y-Yeah. I h-hope your not mad." Hinata said quietly.
"Nah. I mean we deserved it after the none stop pranks we pulled on you girls. Although the pranks weren't my idea. Mostly Neji's, Sasuke's and Shikamaru's. I'm sorry about that…" Naruto said not looking Hinata straight in the eye. Hinata blushed crimson.
"It's okay." Hinata said cheerfully looking up to Naruto.
"Good thing y'all didn't decide to prank me right?" Naruto asked. Hinata sweat dropped. He can be so spontaneous. She giggled, "Right."
They continued to eat their ramen. Naruto, of course finished first so he looked in the back to ask for another bowl. The staff members were pointing at the TV and laughing.
'What's so funny? I want to laugh too.' Naruto thought. He then recognized someone like Neji screaming their head off and covered in purple paint.
"Hey Hinata? Is that Neji?" Naruto asked pointing at the TV. Hinata looked up.
"Y-Yes that's him." They both continued to watch the scene in awe.
With Ino…
Ino was in the main lounge laughing with many others at Neji being pranked on TV. She had completed her first task, which was getting everybody to watch the event. Now all she had to do was get Shikamaru. Ino smirked as she left the room of laughing teens.
With Sakura…
Sakura walked out of the bathroom dressed in a pink short sleeved top that read, 'Bringing sunshine wherever I go'. She also had on jeans and white flats.
"I guess it's time for me to leave now. " Sakura said to herself happily. She put on her necklace with her room key and exited.
With Temari and Tenten…
"Ah. Good lord. This is way more than hilarious." Temari said finally recovering from her outburst of laughter.
"Yeah. Now we have to check on Ino." Tenten said getting up from the floor.
"Hey what happened to Hinata?" Temari asked.
"I have no idea. She didn't answer her walkie-talkie." Tenten stated pulling out hers.
"Well don't you think we should look for her? What if she got kidnapped by Naruto?" Temari asked worriedly.
"Aw relax Temari. Hinata can handle herself. Remember the time she drop kicked that boy for stealing her big cookie?" Tenten said.
"Oh yeah. That was so funny. That boy had stolen a cookie ever again."
"More like he couldn't move his arms at all." Tenten added.
Temari laughed.
"Ino? Ino you there?" Tenten called through her device.
"Yeah Tenten. I'm here." Ino responded back.
"So did you do it yet?"
"What?"
"The prank you idiot! On Shikamaru?"
"Oh! No I'm in the hallway of the boy's dorm room right now."
"Okay just checking. Good luck!"
"Thanks."
Tenten put her communicator down and wiped her brow.
"This is so much work I swear." Tenten said pulling out a bottle of water.
Temari shrugged, "Well it's so worth it."
"Hell yeah it is." They both laughed.
With Ino…
Ino walked slowly through the boys' hallways. Random boys looked at her strangely and whispered, "What's she doing in here?" Other boys whistled at her. She rolled her eyes and muttered, "Perverts." Finally she reached the said room where Shikamaru's room was. Ino attempted to open it but it was locked. Ino then pulled out her platinum credit card. She smirked, "I've been waiting for the chance to finally do this."
She slipped the credit card through the crack of the door. She pushed the door wide open. Like expected, no one was in the room. Her sources said the Shikamaru always went cloud gazing after school but returned before his other roommates. Ino entered the room. It smelled of food. 'Hmm? BBQ?' Ino thought, 'Choji.'
She then noticed potato chip bags piled up the trash cans. Ino glanced at her 'synchronized' watch. Not a lot of time left. She inserted her black mail tape on the desk. And various other materials needed for Shikamaru. The door, which Ino had closed behind her started to twist.
"Shit!" Ino accidentally said out loud. She needed a place to hide. She noticed the window opened. Ino ran and leaped out the window. The room was two stories up so she closed her eyes for the impact. She felt herself fall into a bush. A couple, sitting on a bench in front of the bush Ino had just fell into were making out. They both stopped and glanced behind them.
Ino was muttering curses under her breath as she struggled to get out of the bush. Finally, she stumbled out of the bush. Slowly she looked at the couple staring at her strangely. She sweat dropped. "Uh…um sorry. Continue with what you were doing. You. Saw. Nothing." Ino stated. She then took off toward the school building. The couple shrugged and continued making out.
With Shikamaru…
He entered his room. He smelled the air…it smelled like perfume. Shikamaru ignored it. He lazily took off his bag he sat the window sill and grabbed his laptop. Suddenly he noticed an item on his desk. The object had a disc. Also, a note attached with glued on letters. It read.
Dear Shikamaru Nara,
Here is a disc prepared especially for you. Just plop it into your laptop or whatever and listen. Also I suggest you do this now 'cause I know you won't feel like it later…I know how lazy you are.
Signed, Stalker Person
'What the hell?' Shikamaru thought with a disturbed look on his face.
'How do they know that I'm lazy? And who would sign a note signed Stalker person?' He continued to think. Suddenly he felt nervous. He felt like he was being watched. (Actually he's right. By about all of the school. XD!) He plopped in the disc. It immediately said.
"Thank you for following my instructions Shikamaru. I'm here to share with you some nice info. So listen closely. I want you to dress up in a dress already in this room, and then walk around the campus singing 'Sexy Back' by Justin Timberlake."
The voice was not familiar so he couldn't make out who it really was. He attempted to pause it but it just said.
"No Shikamaru. No. No. No. You can't pause me. I'm not finished."
The lazy boy was now getting very scared. He stared at the computer awkwardly for a long time. It continued.
"Now you must be thinking how do I know you? Why am I doing this? Who am I?"
"Hell yeah I am." Shikamaru stated.
"Well, for one thing I know you but you definitely don't know me. Second I do have a reason. But, I have no right to tell you. And last who am I? Ha-ha. I can't tell you either. I mean that'll take all the fun wouldn't it?" Shikamaru was no officially scared. He felt like throwing the device out the window. He then listened in again.
"Now you must be scared right? Yeah now how do I know this stuff? Let's just say that I'm physic. Ha. Ha. No. It's time for me to go now. Oh I almost forgot. If you don't follow through with this well, I'll just have to tell the whole campus about your secret crush. Yes I know who it is. Don't tell you buddies Sasuke, Naruto, Choji, and Neji about this either. 'Cause you'll be seeing me. You don't want to see me do you Shikamaru?"
"Nuh-un." Shikamaru responded quickly.
"Great understood. I'll be looking forward to seeing you sing. I'll be watching. Good day Shikamaru Nara." The program shut off leaving a paranoid boy scared-to-death. Literally. He couldn't believe that this was happening to him. How could this…machine know everything about him? How could they know who he liked? Did he even know who he liked?
"Troublesome." Shikamaru mumbled.
With Sakura…
Sakura skipped out of her dormitory. She happily listened to 'Sakura' by Nirgilis. (A/n: Y'all know that song on Eureka 7? Yeah I'm a fan. Look at my profile! Back to the story.)
With Ino, Tenten, and Temari…
They were all rolling with laughter.
"Ah Ino! He so fell for it!" Tenten laughed.
"Yeah! How did you know who his crush is?" Temari said.
"I didn't." Ino said.
"What?" Temari and Tenten gaped.
"Nope. I don't know I just made it up. I don't know who it is." Ino stated.
"Oh well. It's so funny! Come on! Let's go see it live instead of in this classroom." Temari said.
They rushed out of the classroom.
With Hinata and Naruto…
"Whoa. This is getting good! Shikamaru sing? That's a sight for sore eyes." Naruto squealed, "Hey Hinata you want to go watch Shikamaru make a fool of himself?" He asked.
"S-Sure." Hinata answered.
Naruto smirked. He tried to find the waiter. Once he found him he instantly recognized him.
"Hey aren't you the same waiter from a while ago?" Naruto asked. The waiter turned to Naruto with a smile but it quickly turned upside down. He backed away slowly from Naruto.
"Hey where are you going? I want to pay for this!" He called.
The waiter just turned and ran for his life. Naruto sweat dropped and thought. 'What was that all about?' He shrugged. "I guess it's free today." He grabbed Hinata's hand and they ran off to see Shikamaru's stunt.
With Shikamaru…
Shikamaru stood in his room dressed in a pink and orange no-sleeved flower dress. He sighed slowly.
"I can't believe I'm actually going o do this." He looked at himself miserably in the mirror. A complete fool.
"It even make's my hips look too big…" He stated. 'What am I saying?' He thought shortly afterwards. He continued to think about this 'blackmail' tape he was listening to earlier. 'How does this…thing now that I have a crush? Do I even have a crush? Who could be doing this?'
"Ah well the faster I can get this over with the faster I can go to sleep…and get out of this dress." He said lazily to himself.
He exited the room with a big frown on his face.
(A/N: Alright I'm not particularly happy about this chapter. I still think differently about it. Well, review or flame. So yes another cliff hanger eh? I love 'em. I also think that I could've come up with an even better prank for Shikamaru. Do you think? 'Cause I kind of do. Well if you didn't then give me an idea and I'll change it. Sorry people I haven't updated in about a month now. No! I haven't forgotten about this one! So yeah! I just got back from a band concert…Anyways the next chapter shall be called…The Ultimate Prank: Surrender of the Boys Part II. Yes it's long but oh well! See ya soon!)
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