Back at the apartment Leonard is being mopey and it is starting to wear on the guys. He did not think Penny would agree to this guys night and he is upset that she did not get upset about it.
"I mean,she just got back and she doesn't want to hang out?" Leonard asks the guys
"If you did not want to have guys night why did you even ask her if it was OK?" Raj asks.
"I don't know! because I wanted to feel wanted! I wanted her to say 'Please Leonard I just got back let's do something together.' not 'Great was going to ask you if I could have a girls night anyway!'" Leonard says angrily
"Sounds like we are having girls night ! Are we going to talk about our feelings or are we going to play the game?" Sheldon asks picking up his controller.
"I mean she has not seen Bernadette and Amy for just as long she probably missed them too." Howard tells him
"Penny is not marrying Bernadette and I think she has seen and heard enough from Amy the last couple of days." Leonard says
"Oh are the cat claws coming out now that they have to share the apartment." Raj asks
"You could say that, they were fighting last night." Leonard tells him.
"Really? about what?" Raj asks
"Ba ba ba ba!" Sheldon interjects "That is not important! What is important is the game at hand, Gentlemen pick up your controllers and let us begin!"
"Now I really have to know! What were they fighting about? Was it something Sheldon did?" Raj asks
"You could say that." Leonard mumbles "I do not really want to talk about."
"Damn it! now I care! What did you do Sheldon that made them fight? Make Penny sign some sort of agreement, give Penny a strike? Did you check Penny out because you like that stuff now? I would not blame you if you did" Howard says and Sheldon cuts his eyes at him.
"I did nothing of the sort! I do not know how Leonard could say their little squabble was about me at all! Now please back to the game!"
"I could not agree more! Back to the game." Leonard says. Howard and Raj exchange looks with each other and shrug their shoulders.
The guys play the game for a couple of hours when the apartment door swings open and the girls march in wearing matching pajamas. The guys look up from their game in shock. Leonard is extremely happy to see Penny and is relieved by their interruption.
"Boys! We are crashing your game night and having a sleepover tonight in the apartment." Penny announces.
"I love the pajamas! I wish I had a pair!" Raj says the guys look at him and see that he is being genuine.
"Thank you Raj! The PJ's are Amy's idea! Bernadette says
" We knew you would say that so we bought you the boys version!" Amy says and Bernadette hands him a takes the pajamas out of the back and jumps up excitedly.
"Oh! I am so putting these on right now!" He says rushing to the bathroom to put on his pajamas.
"I bet you are pretty mad that we are crashing guys night aren't you?" Penny asks Leonard
"No not at all, I think it is great!" Leonard says
"Really I thought you would be annoyed."
"Why? I did not want to have guys night anyway, I thought you would not want me to go. I was mad that you were having a girls night." Penny walks over and gives him a big kiss.
"What do you think Howie?" Bernadette asks Howard
"I think it is great , let's have a pajama party! I have always wanted to see three girls have a pillow fight." Howard says wiggling his eyebrows.
"Excuse me? but no one asked me what I think!" Sheldon interjects "We were playing a game. A game that only accommodates four players what are we going to do with an extra three people?"
"Oh relax Sheldon." Penny says " We were going to let you play your stupid little game and we were going to do the slumber party stuff."
"Slumber party stuff? What kind of slumber party stuff?" Raj asks emerging from the bathroom in his pajamas.
"Wow Raj those pajamas look great on you." Howard says sarcastically taking in the lime green color and busy pattern of the outfit.
"I know! I look like a sultan in these! My culture did invent the pajama, you know." Raj says
"I thought we would drink wine and play truth or dare, or never have I ever, or who would you rather, maybe all three depending on how far one bottle of vodka and three bottles of wine takes us." Penny tells Raj
"Then count me in on the slumber party side!" Raj says
"Then that leaves us one player short! We can not play teams one player short!" Sheldon bemoans
"I brought travel twister." Amy says
"Twister! I love twister! You might not guess this about me but I am extremely flexible." Howard says
"He is telling the truth, he can almost get his leg around his head." Bernadette says
"All those years trying to perfect the art of self satisfaction really paid off!" Howard says and the girls give each other grossed out looks " but anyway I am now on team slumber party! " Howard says putting his controller down and crossing the room to join the girls.
"There was never any contest, I am going with the girls." Leonard says with his arm around Penny.
"A boy/girl slumber party! Almost twenty years later and my wishing well wish is answered!" Amy squeals.
Sheldon look's at the group and glares at them.
"Fine I will just play by myself then since my entire team has abandoned me!" Sheldon says still holding his controller. Sheldon goes to him and sits on the arm of the couch.
"Come now Sheldon , you can play that game any other time this could be a bonding exercise for you and your friend before Leonard moves out."
"Leonard and I are plenty bonded thank you very much!" Sheldon says stubbornly
"Then you could do it for me, it might be fun, you do not know until you try." Amy tells him
"Yes, you are right that sounds like fun. I want to drink fermented grape juice and be forced to cluck like a chicken during the intellectually stimulating game truth or dare." Sheldon says rolling his eyes.
"Fine play the game alone while I join the others in their party games perhaps we can invite Stuart over and all play a game of spin the bottle."
"What is spin the bottle?" Sheldon asks.
"It is where everyone sits in a circle and one person spins a bottle and whoever the bottle points at they have to kiss. Not that I ever got a chance to play the game myself." Howard says
"You wouldn't?" Sheldon asks Amy seriously and Amy just raises her eyebrows at him. "Fine, I will join your slumber party, but I have one question at what point during a slumber party do we all sleep?"
"Sweety at a good a slumber party you stay up all night long." Penny tells him.
"Then this seems to be a pretty poorly named party, it should be a no slumber party, or play goofy games all night party." Sheldon says snippy
"Alright let's get this goofy games all night party started!" Raj yells
"What do you want to play first? " Amy asks
"Open the wine bottle!" Penny says popping the cork out and pouring herself a glass. "I win!"
"How about never have I ever, I love that game!" Bernadette says
"Sounds great how do we play?" Leonard asks.
"You have never played it before?" Penny asks incredulously "Oh boy I am so going to lose this game!"
"The rules are simple everyone holds up ten fingers and we go around to each person and everyone has to say something they have never done. If you have done it you have to put down one finger the first person with all their fingers down has to take a shot." Bernadette explains
"So even if I lose, I win!" Penny says
"So let me get this right if the loser has all ten fingers down than the person whom has all ten fingers up shall be named the victor." Sheldon says
"Yeah I guess but it is highly unlikely that you will have all ten fingers up at the end of the game Sheldon." Penny says
"Oh I do not know about that, given the amount if experience you have and knowing you what is surely to be a game filled with vulgar topics I think I have the clear advantage. Sheldon says smugly
" Is that so? Then please allow me to go first, never have I ever …had sex with a girl!" Penny says
Sheldon glares at her and puts down one finger as to the rest of the guys. Shockingly Bernadette puts down a finger as well the only people with all ten fingers up are Amy and Penny.
"Bernadette!" Penny and Howard say shocked
"It was college everyone experiments a little in college!" Bernadette says
"Penny if you ever want to experiment with me so we can change our status as the only ones with our fingers up just let me know." Amy says winking at her
"Thanks Amy, but that will not be necessary." Penny tells her
"Fine, you think you have bested me do you? Well I still have nine fingers to go and they are not budging!"
"OK , my turn next !"Leonard says " Never have I ever labeled everything in the apartment with a label maker!"Everyone but Sheldon and Amy's fingers stay up.
"Oh! very funny Leonard! My turn next! " Never have I ever tried to tip a cow!" Only Penny's finger goes down. "Ha ha! one down nine to go!" Sheldon laughs.
"My turn!" Bernadette squeals
"I am a little scared about what is going to come out of her mouth." Howard whispers to Raj.
"Never have I ever been able reach the top cabinet in the kitchen without getting a stool!" Everyone but Bernadette's and Howards fingers go down.
"Nice one Bernie!" Howard says leaning in for a kiss
"That's not fair!" Sheldon yells "That is prejudice against tall people!"
"My turn!" Raj says "Never have I ever had a relationship last longer than six months! Boom all your fingers go down!"
"Oh Raj that's just sad!" Bernadette says
"Looks like you've got a the most fingers down Sheldon!" Penny says.
"Only because you guys are asking questions designed to make me lose!" Sheldon says indignantly
"You're up Amy." Penny says "Let's see if she asks a question designed to make you lose."
"Never have I ever gone into space!" Only Howards finger goes down.
"Hey why are you targeting my man?" Bernadette asks her.
"It is only fair since everyone else is targeting mine!" Amy says
"Target Leonard and leave mine alone!" she says angrily "Howard you're up.
"Never have I ever had sex on a boat." Bernadette's, Penny's and Raj,'s fingers go down and everyone else's stay up. Howard looks at Bernadette "It is like I do not even know you!"
"Hey I had a life before me met buddy!" Bernadette says to him.
"When did you get it on while on a boat Raj?" Howard asks
"I lost my virginity on a boat while I was still in India."
"My turn again!" Penny says " Never have I ever made out on a train!" Everyone but Penny and Leonard's fingers go down. "Whole hand down Sheldon!"
"I find it hard to believe with all your promiscuous ways that you have never been kissed on a train!" Sheldon yells at her
"Car, motorcycle, trolley, plane, and even once an airboat but weirdly enough never on a train." Penny retorts.
They play the game for a while til it is down to Sheldon and Penny each with only one finger up. It is Amy's turn to ask the question and Sheldon is sure he is going to win. Amy is feeling the pressure she knows that both her boyfriend and her best friend are competitive people.
"Never have I ever had a pet!" Everyone's fingers go down but hers.
"Amy I thought you were on my side!" Sheldon says
"I am ! You think domesticated animals are unhygienic! You are allergic to almost all forms of animal dander! I thought you never had a pet!"
"I had a family dog growing up in Texas and do you not remember my glaring of cats I briefly owned?"
"I panicked! I am sorry ,but I got Penny out as well!" Amy says
"Yeah! I am tied for loser with Penny!" Sheldon sniffs
"Technically there are not losers and winners in this game it is just for fun." Bernadette says.
"What fun is a game if there is not a clear winner?" Sheldon asks
"Whatever, drink your shot and shut up loser!" Penny says handing him a shot.
"Let's play a less competitive game next, how about Truth or Dare?" Bernadette says.
"Ohhh truth or dare this is getting interesting!" Raj days pouring himself a glass of wine.
"Since you lost the last game Sheldon you can go first in this game."
"So if I am given to understand the rules of the game is to embarrass your opponent by either asking a question designed to make them reveal personal information. Or make them perform a physical task that will humiliate them. "
"There are no opponents! but essentially yes that is the object of the game." Penny says
"Alright then, Leonard truth or dare?"
"I am going to play it safe here and say dare."
"Oh, Leonard you are playing right into my hands, I dare you to leave the The Stark sword by the door when you move out."
"That is not really what they mean when they say dare but fine, I was going to leave it anyway."
"Your turn now Leonard."
"Raj truth or dare?"
"I am going to go with truth."
"What profession would you have chosen if you had not become an astrophysicist?"
"Boring! Everyone knows that answer either party planner or hair dresser to the stars." Raj says
"Follow up question do you realize you would have made an excellent homosexual."
"That too I know, but I can not help it I love women! OK OK my turn! Amy truth or dare?"
"I too will go with truth this time."
"Are you sure because I have a really funny dare planned!"
"Truth."
"Alright, Amy what were you and Penny fighting about last night."
"Amy, you do not have to answer that, he is being blatantly nosy!" Sheldon says to her.
"No, I will answer, we had an argument about who had more expertise in the bedroom department Leonard or Sheldon. Penny continued to be angry with me when our bedroom session last night lasted longer than hers and Leonard's proving me the winner."
"Oh snap!" Raj says excited
"You were not the winner! Listen you two have been going at it for six months! I had not seen Leonard in six weeks!"
"Now now ,we agreed that we were both sorry and the fight was over. I was just answering Raj's question no reason to get all huffy!"
"Fine, your turn then Amy."
"Bernadette truth or dare?"
"Let's spice things up and say dare!"
"OK I dare you to stand on your head and recite pi to the tenth place!"
"Done!" Bernadette performs the feat with little problem and every body claps.
"My turn! Howard truth or dare!"
"Let's go with dare again!"
"I dare you to sing a karaoke duet with Amy!"
"Oh you think I would have a problem with that then you are wrong! Come on Amy your choice of song!"
"Summer Loving!" The two perform the song and take bows as they finish.
"I think it is my turn now! "Howard says out of breath " Sheldon truth or dare?"
"Pass."
"There are no passes! You have to at least chose one truth or dare!"
"Fine with Howard I will take my chances with truth."
"What made you change your mind? " Howard says raising his eyebrows.
"Change my mind about what?" Sheldon says stubbornly
"You know about what."
"I have no idea what you are talking about." Sheldon says feigning ignorance.
"You want me to be specific? What happened that made you the great Dr. Sheldon Cooper change his mind about being physical. I have known you for almost a decade and for almost a decade you gave acted like sex hell even touching humans was gross. What changed your mind about that?"
"I think the answer to that is quite obvious." Sheldon says derisively
"If it was then I would not of had to ask the question." Howard counters
"Amy happened, and I do not think I need to explain it more than that." Amy looks at him lovestruck and he looks back at her with equal admiration. He grabs her hand and gives it a gentle squeeze.
"Awww!" Penny and Bernadette say together.
"I think I am going to cry!" Raj says
"Enough of that! I believe it is my turn again!" Sheldon says looking away from Amy. "Penny truth or dare?"
"Pass!"
"No you said there are no passes!"
"Fine dare."
"I dare you to sing the Elements song!"
"I do not know it."
"I will teach it to you." Sheldon starts singing the song.
"Let me correct that, I do not know it and I do not want to know it."
"OK if you forfeit the dare, then you must answer the truth."
"Whatever, truth!"
" When do you believe that you will be ready to set a date and marry Leonard?"
"Sing me the song again?"
"Hold on, I am interested in the answer to that one." Leonard says.
"You know what? I am tired and I am going to bed goodnight!" Penny says getting up and storms into the bedroom. Leonard gets up and tries to follow her but she has locked the door.
"Well since Penny forfeits whose turn is it next?" Sheldon asks and the rest of the gang shake their heads at him.