I did it i am back with another amazing chapter. And on time too. I'm still not really sure what I'm actually writing about but I'm committed to getting this story done. We also hit 20k views somehow, so that's a nice milestone. I can't really decide what else to put up here. Maybe an Easter egg for those of you who actually read these bold texts. Probably should hold off on it, but pay attention to my rambling and you might find It. Won't be easy though.

On words to the mythical land of riodionverse

Percy's POV

Oh dear, where on earth is a deer. Excuse the pun. Fighting a drakon is easier, at least you can locate the damn thing. I had been wandering in the forest for ever. I had yet to see a deer and it was getting late.

"Focus."

"Who's there," I asked, spinning around in silly circles.

"I'm you idiot, and I'm speaking in your seaweed infested brain,"

Oh, and that doesn't creep me out at all.

"I can hear your thoughts you know"

Oh, that's not creepy at all, I have a feeling this is going to get old pretty quickly.

"Focus"

"What do you mean." I shouted out loud.

"Summon a deer."

Only gods can summon things you doofus.

"Says who doofus, have you ever even tried."

No that would be stupid, why would I?

"Because you have a man hating goddess who will be at your throat if you don't"

Fair point. But even if I wanted to, how would I.

"How do you summon food. Or control water. Manipulate the molecules with your mind man. All you have to do is mix and match the protons with the neutrons and add the right amount of electrons and imatrons. Baca bing, Bada boom.

What the hell is an imatron? It sounds made up. I'm gonna be honest, you don't really seem all that smart.

Well my dear me, protons have positive charge, and neutrons have no charge, and electrons have negative charge. Well imatrons have a square root of negative one charge. They are imaginary, they are the things that hold the atom together. They are also the reason behind Brownian motion, chemical properties, and mind powers. All you have to do is manipulate them and boom, whole atom changes.

What the hell does any of that mean.

Just Imagine molecules bonding together into a dear.

Man did I want him, me, whoever to shut up. I took a deep breathe.

I closed my eyes and I focused. I pictured a deer, forming out of thin air. And I focused. And I breathed.

Wow, this is pathetic.

I stopped and opened my eyes. Your really not helping at all asshole.

Sorry, in all honesty you did pretty damn good, turned a few oxygen atoms into carbon. Quite frankly, your a prodigy.

How exactly is this helping my situation.

Oh right sorry.

A deer materialized in front of me. As if a god had waved a hand. Thanks man.

That was draining, I think I'm gonna…

Great, I think part of my consciousness just fainted. At Least I got a deer. I made my way back to camp.

The look on Artemis's face when I got back was utter surprise mixed in with disappointment. The hunters looked just as gloomy. Only Thalia and Ariel looked happy.

"What's wrong," I asked. Surely they didn't have a worse time then me.

Thalia spoke up, "we took bets, no chores for me in the next two weeks."

I laughed. And we all sat down to eat dinner. It's a good day to be not dead.

Wow, such an absolutely short chapter. What a scam. It's like 500 words, weak as fuck. But what do you want from me. I'm a busy man.

Now the science in this chapter is made up believe it or not. Unless you're reading this 20 years in the future and I was correct in which case couple of things, called it, and two, did the Yankees win the 2019 World Series, Baseball is starting back up again in a couple of days and I'm hype. We have a pretty damn good team this year so, fingers crossed.

I'm going to probably going to fix up the old chapters, there is one sentence where phoebe got replaced with phone somehow, so yeah. Then I'm gonna probably make some sort of shitty outline because not knowing what I'm doing had kind of become a consistent thing, so.

My birthday was nice, got billy Joel tickets, so that Is great. Speaking of music, their is a new movie coming out in June called yesterday, I highly recommend the trailer, and also there is that rocketman movie bout sir Elton. Man I'm a sucker for old rock and roll. Is that old rock and roll, or is that more Elvis and chuck berry, not really sure, but I love them too.

Make sure to leave a review or two, share this story with your friends, get pewdiepie to read it. The usual.

No I'm totally not rambling for the extra word count, why would you ever accuse me of such a thing. Love y'all

-JJCVIP

P.S. damn, still didn't get to 900 words. Sometimes I think that Google drove hates me. But what can you do? And now I'm at exactly 900 words.