rNot an Ordinary Day!
I don't own TMM or any of the reviewers OC's. But I DO own my characters: Clora and Ice.
Sorry for that last chapter's ending. Well, I had to make Kish the father because it would have been better than Ryou, Pai, Taruto or Keiichiro. And WAY better than Masaya. Well, enjoy the next chapter.
They all looked at Ice with shocked looks on their faces. Ice gulped as Pudding ran up to her and hugged her. Pudding looked up at Ice with a smile on her face and laughed.
"Ice onee-chan is going to have children, na no da!" Pudding laughed.
"Not for eight or nine months, Pudding." Keiichiro said, pulling Pudding back.
"Well, the good news is that she isn't going to have children for eight or nine months. All we have to worry about is Ice throwing up every day and her attitude changes. I'm still wondering if Kish is really the father." Ryou said.
"Can she stay at the cafe until then? Because what will happen if-" Zakuro started before Ryou interupted.
"Fine. She will have to stay at the cafe." Ryou stated.
"But what about school? The school might freak if they hear about this. Have you started to thinking about that?" Zakuro asked.
"We could tell the school she will be experiencing stomach troubles for a while and that it's a health condition that will last nine months or less. And at the last month of her pregnancy, we'll take her out of school, saying that we'll be out of town for a month or at least a few weeks. Does that answer your question?" Ryou explained.
"Makes sense." Zakuro said.
"How bout' it Ice?" Ryou asked, turning to Ice.
Ice was puking behind a tree and looked at Ryou with a smile.
"Fine. B-But with only a few conditions." Ice said, smiling evilly.
The next day...
"NO PANTS!"
Ice stiffled a laugh, then felt sick to her stomach. Clora felt around for Ryou and gasped as she felt his clothes.
"Ryou, are you cross-dressing? Man, Ryou, I thought you were straight." Clora said, kicking Ryou in the balls.
"No wonder Ryou can't have children." Zakuro said.
"Yeah, that's the fifth time Ryou has been kicked in the 'wrong place' today." Lettuce said.
"I was wondering something..." Tangerine started.
"What is it?" Lettuce asked.
"I was wondering if Kish is really the father." Tangerine replied.
"Well, Ice did say..." Lettuce started.
"Ice was probably drunk from sugar when she said that. The possible fathers are: Ryou, Kish, Pai, Taruto, Keiichiro, Deep Blue or even... I can't believe I'm going to say this... Masaya." Zakuro said.
"Well, Zakuro has a point... Ice didn't remember anything last month or half this month... so it's possible she could have forgotten who she did 'it' with and accidently forget; then say Kish was the father." Mint said.
Crashes were heard upstairs. Zakuro and the others except for Keiichiro and the customers went upstairs to check what it was. It was Ryou and Ice.
"Wait, wasn't Ice and Ryou downstairs?" Lettuce asked.
Ice was beating up Ryou. Ryou was trying to run, but Ice body-slammed him. The girls got out their wallets.
"I bet 50 dollars that Ice will win." Zakuro said taking the money out of her wallet.
"20 dollars on Ice." Ichigo said taking the money out of her wallet.
"100 dollars... on Ice." Mint said, taking a hundred dollars out of her wallet.
"30 dollars on Ryou." Lettuce said.
"Who's side are you on?" The girls, other than Lettuce, asked.
"Fine. 30 dollars on Ice." Lettuce said.
"Then, to make this bet more interesting, I bet 70 dollars on Ryou onii-chan, na no da." Pudding said.
"And, to make it more interesting... I bet 200,000 dollars on Ryou and Ice!" Clora said, taking the money out of her wallet.
"Wait, how much now?! Are you sure about that? You could get a full house with that kind of money! Are you sure?" Ichigo asked.
"Don't worry about that. I already have a huge mansion ten thousand times bigger than a regular house, a huge black limo and I have over 900,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars! So, that's only 2 dollars to me." Clora said.
"B-But how?!" The girls asked.
"I'm a dance teacher, paid 200,000 per day... which I work 5 days a week. Singer at a well-paid club, which I make 17,000 dollars per hour because celeb's go there everyday so I work part-time at night from 8 to midnight. Here for 10 dollars an hour. And a job as a japanese-shop were I work as a cook and a waitress two days a week for 1,000,000 dollars. Oh, and another job as a medical specialist at a hospital that is popular that pays 700,000,000 dollars for 1 week. So, nothing wrong with that. If you wanted to know, just because I'm blind doesn't mean I can't learn. I listen and learn by two of my four senses: by me touching and hearing. Duh. Does that answer your question, Ichigo?" Clora replied.
Ichigo just twitched.
"Can you get me into a few of those jobs?! It would really be awesome to be rich like you, nya! Please, Clora, I beg of you!" Ichigo said, begging Clora on her knees.
"How good can you cook?" Clora asked.
"I don't know!" Ichigo asked.
"I'll continue to ask questions later." Clora said.
"Ok then. Let's see. If Pudding wins, she gets... 230 dollars! If Clora wins... she's going to be really rich because she's betting on both of them! " Zakuro said.
Ryou gently pushed Ice onto the floor, and Ice passed out; then got back up after a couple of seconds. She kicked him into the wall and Ryou broke a huge hole into the wall. Ryou passed out.
"Here's your cash, na no da." Pudding said, giving the others 70 dollars each.
"Hey, Clora, can we spend the night at your house? We need to see your house." Mint asked.
"After Ichigo can prove that she can get at least one or two jobs... or at least try." Clora replied.
"What's first?" Zakuro asked.
"Cooking." Clora replied, dusting off her pitch-black and gray Cafe Mew Mew outfit.
They went to the kitchen. Keiichiro and the others watched Clora cook a perfect chicken meal and Ichigo cook a chicken meal. Pudding, Mint, Zakuro, and Lettuce sat down. Amaya and Tangerine stood back when they tried Ichigo's chicken.
"Not bad, na no da. It's way better than your chocolate for Masaya onii-chan, na no da." Pudding said.
"Not bad at all." Zakuro said.
"It's good." Mint said.
"Good." Lettuce said.
"Now for Clora's dish." Zakuro said.
They tried Clora's food.
"OMG. This is the best chicken I have ever tasted." The four said.
"Look's like you could be a chef at the place I work at. Next is dancing. But we will have to go to my house." Clora said.
The girl's left for Clora's house. They went inside. The place was hundreds... strike that, millions of times BIGGER than Mint's house. A tall slim figure came out of the room with a woman. Then a boy that looked like he was about 21 walked down the long staircase. The tall, slim figure and the woman looked at Clora.
"Mother, Father... these are my friends. They are the ones I told you about at dinner last night. I brought them here because they want dance lessons from me." Clora said.
"Nice to meet them in person. You may go to the dance studio after you greet your brother." Clora's father said.
The boy looked up to them. He finally made it down. He walked up to Clora.
"Hello, Clora. Will you please introduce me to your friends?" The boy asked.
"Girls, this is my brother... Darkmoon. He's my brother. Don't let his appearance fool you. He's not around his 20's or 30's. He's 18. He's a doctor at the local hospital downtown. He graduated college at age 17. He has two fears: a evil giant whale that he says looks at him with 'the look' and the evil chimpanzee that hides in his closet and points at him until he screams like a little girl and wets his bed. He can treat every medical emergency known to man. Including 'Ventricular Fibrillation' and 'Cardiorespiratory Arrest', which are related." Clora said.
"Clora, your brother is hot." Zakuro, Ichigo, Mint and Lettuce said.
Darkmoon smiled.
"I was born sexy." Darkmoon said, smiling.
Mint and Lettuce noticed a scar that was straight down Darkmoon's right eye and stopped at his left wrist. Darkmoon saw that they saw the scar.
"If you were wondering about the scar, I was hit by a car and shot; I almost died the day I as hit and shot. I had to be rushed into surgery because they damaged my large intestine and stomach and because they stuck a random carrot into my ear. The funny part about that day is that when they, the doctors removed the carrot, one of them cleaned off the carrot and ate it. Clora was with me. She has a scar as well, it goes from the back of her neck, around her neck, straight down her chest, goes back up to her shoulder and ends at her right wrist. She got shot in her stomach, back and ribcage, stabbed in her head and she got run over and it caused severe damage because the car was speeding down the road and she jumped in front of me and we both got hit. Me and her went into 'Ventricular Filbrilation'." Darkmoon said.
"Yep. I jumped in front of him. Trust me, that caused one of my darkest fears to form because I saw Darkmoon covered in blood and I thought he was going to die. Now I am hemophobic because of it. And I am proud to say it. So, who wants dinner?" Clora asked.
Everyone followed Clora and Darkmoon to the dining room. They saw a large table and Clora's and Darkmoon's parents.
"Mother, Father... can I have my friends over here tonight?" Clora asked.
"Of course, Clora. There's tons of room and it's always great to have company." Clora's mother said.
The Mews pulled Clora towards the door.
"I thought you told us that there was only two survivers left of your family, Clora!" Ichigo complained.
"Oh, yeah. I lied so the dumbass world-class pervert, the Emo smart-as-fuck asshole and the one that is in denial could leave me alone. So I lied." Clora explained.
"Why you little... You had me worried! What were you thinking?" Ichigo asked.
The Mews went over to the
"What are your names?" Zakuro asked.
"My name is Limaka Nights. And my husband's name is Savnonano Nights. I have a few questions, Clora..." The woman now known as Limaka said.
"Yes, mother?" Clora asked.
"Do you want to get surgery to get your sight back or would you rather stay blind?" Limaka asked her daughter, Clora.
"Permantily?" Clora asked.
"Yes." Limaka replied.
"Fine, when will this be and who will it be done by?" Clora asked.
"It would probably be on Friday, which I mean this Friday. It will be done by your brother, who has done this thousands of times." Limaka said.
"Ok. What is your other question?" Clora asked.
"Well, could you teach a few people dancing?" Limaka asked.
"Sure. It's pretty easy, you just use your palms, nothing else." Clora replied.
"Ok. Oh, and one of your friends called. Do you know anyone named 'Ice Icerwa' or 'Keiichiro A.'?" Limaka asked.
"Yes." Clora replied.
"They said something about a Cafe being under attacked by people named 'Taruto', 'Kish' and 'Pai'. Weird, huh? They said that they need you girls down there fast." Limaka laughed.
Clora, Amaya, Tangerine, Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Pudding, Zakuro, Midnight, and the others ran out the dining room.
"Sorry, mom, me and my friends need to take care of some business!" Clora shouted.
"Be back before midnight, Clora! If you're not careful, you could have an-" Limaka shouted before she noticed that Clora had already left.
At Cafe Mew Mew...The girls transformed and they saw Taruto. They were shocked to see that Pai and Kish didn't die from Clora's attacks. Clora growled.
"Darkness cross... Ribbon... Wolves Burrow! Star Supreme!" Clora shouted, summoning a cross that suddenly turned into a whip in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, a figure appeared out of no-where. Clora continued the attack. She missed because she was aiming at Pai. Clora suddenly passed out because Pai had hit her windpipe, causing her to stop breathing and he hit a direct punch in her chest, causing her heart to stop and start to beat irregular beats. She was about to fall into a pile of huge and sharp rocks, but the figure caught her. The figure had big alien ears, a black shirt that was covered by a khaki jacket, blue shorts, and no shoes. He laid Clora on the floor of Cafe Mew Mew. He teleported out before Keiichiro and Ryou figured out Clora was dying on the floor. Clora changed back. Keiichiro grabbed a phone out of his pocket and called Limaka and Savnonano.
"Hello, Limaka Nights speaking." Limaka asked.
"Hello, Mrs. Nights, I'm Keiichiro A. There's been an accident, you see... me, my friend Ryou Shirogane and Clora's friends have witnessed the accident. She is being sent to the hospital as we speak and she will be taken care of. If you want to know the accident, she was... well... little kids were running around the park and they made her slip and they hit her in her chest so hard she was knocked out and we saw she wasn't breathing at all. So, we're sending her to the nearest hospital that we think is the very best for her..." Keiichiro explained.
"Can you pick me up? Clora said to me last night that she gave you her address in case of an emergency." Limaka said, worried.
"I will be over there in just a few minutes." Keiichiro said, hanging up.
Ryou hung up his phone as Keiichiro looked at him.
"I've called the hospital and the girls have finished the battle." Ryou said.
Keiichiro got his car keys and drove to the Nights mansion. He saw Limaka almost crying. Keiichiro opened the door for Limaka. Limaka got into the seat next to Keiichiro. He drove her to the hospital. Keiichiro's phone rang. It was Ryou.
"What is it, Ryou?" Keiichiro asked.
"It's about Ice." Ryou replied.
"What about her?" Keiichiro asked.
"She's now in the hospital. Pai said, while you were on the phone, that if Ice got pregnant with Kish and not with a regular human... she would have her child either one or two weeks after they 'did' each other. It's been almost a week, Ice said to me when you were picking up Clora's mother, since she's 'done' Kish. Oh, yeah, do you think Kish is really the father?" Ryou explained.
"You mean... which rooms are they in? I mean Ice and Clora." Keiichiro asked.
"Ice is probably on the 1st floor. Same with Clora." Ryou replied.
Keiichiro saw Ryou in one of the rooms on the first floor. He ran up to him.
"How's Clora and Ice?" Keiichiro asked as Limaka ran up to him.
"You must be Clora's mother. I'm Ryou Shirogane, Clora's boss at the cafe she works at."
"I'm Limaka Nights. Nice to meet you. But where's my daughter?" Limaka asked, shaking hands with Ryou.
"She's fine. She's in that room. Room 12." Ryou replied to Limaka.
"Thank you." Limaka said, leaving to see her daughter.
"How's Ice?" Keiichiro asked.
"She had her children a few minutes ago, before you and Limaka arrived. She had beautiful twins. That's what the hospital said." Ryou said.
"Can we go in there yet?" Keiichiro asked.
"Yes." Ryou said.
They saw that Ice was holding the twins in her arms. The twins had short pitch black hair, light blue pupil-less eyes, white skin and had gold with diamond rings on their ring fingers. Both had their intials on there. A tall figure walked in. Ice gasped, she couldn't believe who it was...
"Mortin nii-chan." Ice gasped.
"'MORTIN NII-CHAN'?!" Ryou screamed.
"I just remembered about Ice. I'm Mortin Zakamuma. Ice must have changed her last name after our mother died and our father mysteriously disappeared." The boy now known as Mortin said.
"Mortin onii-chan, I can explain about having children. I'm only 17(1)." Ice said.
"Your children are beautiful. If you don't know who the father is, I know someone who could do a DNA test to see." Mortin said.
"That will be great." Ice and Ryou said.
"Did you name your children yet, Ice?" Mortin asked.
"I named one... Moki and the other Miko." Ice replied.
Ryou could tell that Ice and Mortin were related. Their black hair, silver eyes, and pale skin lead to the resemblance. He saw Mortin pick up one of them.
"That one is Moki, she's older than Miko." Ice said.
A few months and battles later, Ice was at her house with Mortin... changing the twins. Ice and Mortin let Miko grow out his hair to the point where he can tie it in a long ponytail and Moki decided to grow her hair out to her waist. Moki was dressed in a white tank top with black jean shorts and Miko was dressed in a button-up collared shirt and capris. Moki was asleep, listening to a metal song on Ice's MP3 player while Miko was playing with Mortin. Moki woke up, got out of her crib, went out of her room, gone downstairs and walked up to Mortin.
"Aww... isn't that cute? She's only almost 5 months old and she already knows how to walk downstairs." Mortin awwed.
"See if she can talk." Ice said, cooking a meal.
"Hey, Moki, can you spell... hmm... 'Cardiorespiratory Arrest'?" Mortin asked.
"Cardiorespiratory arrest... c-a-r-d-i-o-r-e-s-p-i-r-a-t-o-r-y a-r-r-e-s-t. Cardiorespiratory arrest." Moki replied.
"Woah. She got that correct." Mortin said.
Mortin picked the small girl up and smiled. Miko came downstairs.
"Aww.. isn't that cute? He's only almost 5 months old and he already knows how to walk downstairs... How cute..." Mortin said, hugging Miko.
The phone rang. Mortin picked up the phone and smiled.
"Ok. I'll tell her." Mortin said, hanging up the phone.
Mortin walked over to Ice.
"Ice, guess who's the father of your twins!" Mortin stated.
"Um... let me guess... Kish!" Ice replied.
"Nope, not him, guess again." Mortin said.
"Um... Ryou?" Ice asked.
"Nope. You are going to freak!" Mortin shouted.
"Um... Tart?" Ice asked.
"Nope." Mortin replied
"Um... Keiichiro?" Ice asked.
"Nope." Mortin said.
"Masaya?" Ice asked.
"Nope." Mortin replied.
"That only leaves... Pai." Ice said.
"Yep! You got it right! Aren't you happy?" Mortin asked.
"OMG... PAI'S THE FATHER?! OMG!!" Ice shouted.
They drove all the way to Cafe Mew Mew. They heard rustling in Ryou's bedroom. They opened the door to see... Zakuro and Keiichiro... in the bed... doing 'it' with each other. Moki and Miko pawed Ice and Mortin.
"Yes?" Ice asked.
"What are they doing?" Moki and Miko asked.
"You'll learn when your older. And no 'buts' or 'why''s about it." Ice replied.
Zakuro and Keiichiro got dressed and left. Ice picked up Moki and Miko and went downstairs with Mortin. Keiichiro got something out of the closet. Ice got dressed in the Cafe Mew Mew outfit. Keiichiro came in and Moki and Miko stared at him.
"Yes, Keiichiro?" Ice asked.
"I have something for Moki and Miko. Cafe Mew Mew outfits." Keiichiro said, putting the outfits next to Ice's hand.
"Oh, I'm pretty sure you want them to bring more customers. I'm so glad! Is Masaya dead?" Ice asked.
An intercom speaker made a sharp noise. A voice cleared it's throat.
"This is Amaya. I have some good news and some disturbing news. The good news is... me, Tangerine and everyone who works here except Ichigo Momomiya and Ice, have all ran over Masaya with a bull dozer and shot him. He's almost dead. The disturbing and mostly random news is that Keiichiro, our chef here, has found a way to kill his food like cerial, milk, eggs, chocolate, and much more. Here is Tangerine with the weather and randomness." Ayama said.
"Thanks, Amaya. The weather now is rain and the blood of Masaya, who I am happy to say is almost dead. The weather is going to be like this for a while, so... people... please help us kill and murder Masaya. The 'horrible' news is that Keiichiro has poisoned all the food in the cafe so he can take over the world, beat up little adorable animals and steal money from homeless people, orphans and some hobo named Bob..." Tangerine said.
The customers gasped and was about to spit out their food and kill Keiichiro. Tangerine laughed.
"I can't believe you customers fell for that! Well... back to Amaya with... more news!" Tangerine said.
"Well, here is Clora with the news." Amaya said.
"Nya! It is me, Clora Nights. I have something to tell you! Ryou Shirogane is EMO!! Yes I said it and I have something else! Masaya is a gay tree-hugging rapist! This has been... the new news forecast of Cafe Mew Mew. See you later, when we have more news!" Clora said.
"Hey, Clora, I've been wondering... How can you get around when your blind?" Tangerine asked.
"A month ago my eyesight was altered and now I can barely see out of my eyes." Clora replied.
Darkmoon came in with is shirt un-buttoned, showing his chest.
"Hey, Clora... Ice wants to know if you could look after Miko and Moki for her while me and her discuss about something important." Darkmoon stated.
"Sure. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like I'm sick or anything." Clora said.
"Remember, don't stress yourself too hard or you'll have an-" Darkmoon warned before Clora interupted.
"Darky onii-chan, that was when I was young. My asthma attacks stopped when I was 7. So, I can handle it." Clora said.
"Ok. If you say so..." Darkmoon sighed.
"Oh, and Darkmoon?" Clora asked.
"Yes?" Darkmoon replied.
"Why is your shirt un-buttoned?" Clora asked.
"Because I want girls to see my sexy-ness. I'm kidding. My shirt is un-buttoned because I was racing with Ice and she won. I was sweating, so I un-done my shirt." Darkmoon said, leaving the room.
A few minutes later, you could hear Ichigo, Mint, Lettuce, Zakuro and all the customers scream like fangirls. Then you could hear the song 'I'm too sexy' playing and more screaming coming from most of the Mews and the customers. Amaya, Tangerine, and Clora had scared looks on their faces. Darkmoon came inside the room with a notebook.
"I got 89 email addresses and phone numbers." Darkmoon said.
Ryou and Keiichiro came running in without any clothes on. Clora fainted. Amaya and Tangerine sweat-dropped and fell anime-style.
"Girls, we found more Mews!" Keiichiro said.
"DAMN IT, WHY ARE YOU TWO NUDE?!" Amaya and Tangerine shouted.
"Don't think about it. I..." Ryou said, before Tangerine slapped him.
Ryou rubbed where Tangerine slapped him... straight in the face. Amaya just stifled a small laugh as she ran through the door after she slapped Keiichiro.
"I need an asprin... and maybe a therapist..." Amaya said.
"Girls, we found out there are MORE MEWS! AND THEIR DOWNSTAIRS!" Ryou shouted.
"Have you told them yet that their Mews?" Tangerine asked.
"No. One slapped me when I walked past her! When she stood up, I saw a mew mark on her waist!" Ryou replied.
"And the other two are Mew Rasberry and Mika Misawakia. Mika is kind, so it might be easy to tell her. But I don't know about Rasberry." Keiichiro said.
"Oh, and, there is a new alien! His name is Ramen!! Ramen is a pervert." Ryou said.
"He can't be worse than Kish." Tangerine said.
"Actually, he's 10 times WORSER than Kish." Ryou corrected.
"How are we going to tell the new girls?" Keiichiro asked.
"Don't know. But we should try later, like tomorrow." Ryou said.
"Ryou, you're so freakin' lazy." Tangerine said.
"Fine. We'll do it when they come back." Ryou said.
(1): I changed Ice's age to 17.
Did you expect Pai to be the father?! So, don't kill me for making you think Kish is the father! Um... Please review!! (runs for life.)