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One Vampire is Badenov or Team Spirit

Narrator: When we last left our heroes and reporters, they evaded the pursuit of the no-goodniks and the blood sucking Pottsylvanian vampire bats. However, a certain no-goodnik wasn't so lucky...

Boris: I am doomed for sure!

Narrator: Boris Badenov was bitten by one of the multitude of bats in a cave. Therefore, he thinks he'll turn into a "vampire". Rocky is also having some bad luck, in that his fellow explorers appear to have left. After somehow swimming underwater in a Pottsylvanian lake without breathing apparatuses, they discovered a hidden cave that leads to Central Control, the headquarters of Fearless Leader.

Rocky: I should find them before Bullwinkle does anything stupid.

Narrator: That's a good idea. After screwing up a chance of solving the mystery of the Pottsylvanian Poltergeist, who knows what he'll do next?

Bullwinkle is exploring the secret base. He trips over a box.

Bullwinkle: Whoops! Hey, this is one of those boxes they were hiding from us earlier.

Rocky manages to find him before he opens the crate.

Rocky: Now we'll find out what's in there. I'm sure it's a top secret invention that will help him take over the world.

Bullwinkle: You're being paranoid again. He's probably just trying to get rid of something. I still think they're copies of the Dudley Do-Right movie.

Narrator: Meanwhile, we find out that the villains left Lake Eerie because they were going to Central Control to find a way to get rid of something. Unfortunately for our heroes, and possibly Dudley, instead of the movie they're trying to get rid of a certain Moose and Squirrel.

Bullwinkle: Really? Which Moose and Squirrel?

Rocky: Us.

Bullwinkle: Oh, that makes sense. I think.

Narrator: You don't. As I was saying, they are very close to the establishment, and hopefully won't be heading for the secret area.

Natasha: What a coincidence. That's exactly where we are going.

Boris: Do you have ESP, Mr. Narrator?

Narrator: No. I know this because I'm the narrator.

Fearless Leader: Don't start that bull about ESP again, Badenov.

Boris: Sorry, boss.

Narrator: Speaking of bull, Bullwinkle and Rocky are in midst of discovering the contents of the crates.

Bullwinkle: Let's see, there's nothing up my sleeve-

Rocky: That trick never works...

Bullwinkle: -and presto!

He opens the crate and it explodes.

*KABOOM*

Bullwinkle: No doubt about it. I've gotta get another hat.

Narrator: It turns out that the mysterious boxes served as a red herring for our heroes.

Fearless Leader: Of course. Did you honestly think I would hide the secret formula in somewhere that obvious?

Narrator: The substance known as Ectoplasmium, which has the ability to cause supernatural effects on various objects, is the key to Fearless Leader's latest plan for world domination. If Rocky and Bullwinkle and reporters Edgar and Chauncey find out, when they escape the mystery will be solved and everyone will know about it.

Fearless Leader: That will never happen. No one has ever successfully escaped from Pottsylvania.

Boris: But boss, Moose and Squirrel have escaped from Pottsylvania before at least twice.

Fearless Leader: Fatale, what was that catchphrase Badenov often said to you?

Natasha: Shaddup your mouth?

Fearless Leader: Yes, that one. Thank you.

He hits Boris on the head.

Fearless Leader: Shaddup your mouth!

Boris: Thank you for the compliment. It was a great honour to get hit on the head, boss.

Fearless Leader: Have you been sniffing jet fuel?

Narrator: The adventurous duo are probably feeling really stupid right now.

Bullwinkle: I feel stupid all the time.

Narrator: That doesn't surprise me.

Rocky: This is kind of a let down.

Narrator: Just then, the floor that they are standing on is revealed to be a trap door!

Rocky: Hokey Smoke!

Narrator: Who released the trap door on our heroes?

Mr. Big is next to a switch that is larger than he is.

Mr. Big: Eheheheheh, eheheh, eheh...

Narrator: That question was answered rather quickly. Will Rocky and Bullwinkle survive the plunge that may lead to their impending doom? Where did Fearless Leader hide the Ectoplasmium? How did Mr. Big get here so fast?

Rocky: It's most likely another plot hole.

Bullwinkle: We're falling in one right now.

Narrator: And where are Edgar and Chauncey? So much for team spirit.

Mr. Big: That is a very bad pun.

Narrator: Sorry about that. Stay tuned for "Ghost of a Chance" or "Mr. Big the Not So Friendly Ghost".