"Lucina, why is Marth dressed up like Ronald McDonald, holding a sign that says name your price, and shouting-" began Mario walking into the restaurant noticing Marth's latest comedic relief.
"MY HAPPY MEALS BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD AND THEY BE LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN YA'LLS AND DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!" shouted Marth walking around with everything that Mario just said, holding the sign like a girl introducing a wrestling match." I CAN TEACH YOU BUT I HAVE TO CHARGE!"
"I wanted to try an experiment to see if business would improve, and since we have only five people that actually work here, Marth was the lucky idiot that got picked," replied Lucina shrugging as she walked back and forth in the back where the deep fryer was." That and I'm getting back at him for all the insults he directed at me."
"Oh, yeah, is it true that you were once called Loopy Lucy because you run around the battlefield wondering where Daddy is?" asked Mario causally quickly walking away when Lucina gave him a death glare.
"UNHAND ME SIR!" shouted Marth backhanding Ike, causing him to let go of his wrist." WHO DO YOU THINK I AM ANYWAY!?"
"A Prince that refuses to seek medical attention due to the fact that he's slowly losing it!" shouted Ike grabbing his wrist again." Now, come with me so we can partake in what these people are referring to the intimate act between two males, Dropping The Soap."
"HELP! HELP! DANGER IT'S A STRANGER ALERT!" shouted Marth trying to escape Ike's hold." HE SAYS HE WANTS TO DROP THE SOAP WITH ME IN AN INTIMATE AND FORBIBBEN ACT BETWEEN TWO MALES!"
Ike embraced Marth in a choke hold, dragging him away kicking and screaming smiling evilly at all the nightmarish thoughts that he would do on Marth. And with an evil smirk to his face, he whispered softly and evilly in his left ear-
"Don't fight it love, it's not a danger or anything wrong when you like it or want it."
"AAAHHHH!" screamed Marth at the top of his lungs as he awoke with a start in his own bed, in his own room on his own terms."GAH!"
Marth quickly reached to the left of his bed, grabbing Pinky The Rock as he cuddled up with her to forgot about his nightmare.
"My Gods, it seemed so real, Pinky, so real!" shouted Marth petting Pinky softly and quickly." So really real! So…...surreal! Oh, surreal!"
Lucina awoke with a start before quickly realizing that Marth was having another one of his episodes, before turning to her right to find a half naked Peach trying to kiss her. In response, she quickly kicked her out of bed before falling asleep thinking of all the ways to get back at Marth.