The Crackhouse

by zara2148

A home for my crackier Kink Meme fics, since there's getting to be a lot of them. Pairings vary, weirdness abounds, and there's no signs of sanity to be found. So come in and get high; just leave your sanity behind - it's overrated. Trust me.

14. EVERYBODY'S GAY!

Original Prompt: Ema Skye creates a GAYDAR.

EVERYBODY'S GAY!

The moment Ema Skye set foot in the courtroom, her gaydar started beeping like crazy...

"Ohmigosh! These readings are off the charts!"

..followed by said gaydar overloading and exploding in her face.

She blinked, wiped the soot off her face, and whipped out her notebook. "People in courtrooms have a high tendency towards being gay... perhaps they flock here due to natural instincts? Must do more research."