And I would like to give credit where credit is due. The Oc's were all made up from someone else except for Wolf. Foster was made by Feelin' the Aster, Mirage was made by Immortal Horse, Princess Sparkly was created by Little Red Riding Brat, Rochelle the Guardian of time was created by Purpledragon6, Fleur was created by POMForever, Hot Shot was created by AngeliqueRox , and Talisman was created by Flying Jay.
Nobody told me I was missing Rule #43.5. Well, I actually forgot to number it, so now it's 43.5. And it shall be adressed like that for the continuation of the story.
Rule #43.5: You are not allowed to watch Disney movies, or show Kaldur 'Finding Nemo' or 'The Little Mermaid'.
"Come on, hurry up, Fish Sticks!" Jason yelled as Robin bounced up and down next to him.
The bird had kidnapped him along with Deadpool, Roy, Hartley, and James, and his excuse was that they would be doing some team bonding. Now he was sitting on the couch with Wally on his left, Robin on his right, Deadpool next to a hyper Robin, and Hartley next to Wally. Apparently, Deadpool had also been giving some kind of sugar, so he was just as hyper as the bird.
"I am hurrying, Jason." Kaldur told the rogue-bird, making Jasno roll his eyes. Even when he was pissed Kaldur was able to calm everyone. "What movies are we watching?" Kaldur asked, finally getting to the couch with the popcorn.
"Finding Nemo and The Little Mermaid!" James yelled from somewhere in the pile that Artemis, Conner, and M'gann had made.
Kaldur chuckled at the teen's antics, and said, "Well then, you made me rush, please start the movie."
Kaldur stared wide eyed at the screen as the ending credits for the Little Mermaid rolled up. He still had dried up tear tracks on his cheeks because of Finding Nemo, but that was nothing compared to what happened during the Little Mermaid. He didn't show any kind of emotions, which made Roy, Robin, and Wally know something was really wrong.
"Hey, Kaldur, are you okay?" Roy asked, detangling himself from the group of bodies on the floor that was him, Jason, and Deadpool.
Kaldur didn't react, but there was a very noticeable tick on his forehead. Roy's eyes widened, because he knew that something was really wrong, and quickly put two and two together. A red haired mermaid that fell in love with the wrong man. Oh God. What had Artemis done now?
"RUN!" Roy yelled, and before any of them could actually do something, Roy had grabbed Jason and Deadpool by the collars and started to run away, followed by Wally carrying James and Hartley, and Robin cackling wildly.
"HOW DARE SHE!?" Kaldur finally burst, making Conner, M'gann, and Artemis flee. Which was actually a good thing because the first thing he did was throw the couch. "TAKE ANOTHER MAN?! NOT THE ONE THAT WAS RIGHT!?" He yelled, grabbing the popcorn bowl and throwing it at the wall.
At that moment Superman walked into the mountain, wanting to get the mission debriefing over with, only to be on the recieving end of one of Kaldur's fist. "And YOU! HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE AFTER EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE TO CONNER?!" Then a kick. Then another fist. And then he was thrown against the wall.
While Superman had the stupid beated out of him, everyone that was in the mountain from before was cowering in the bioship. "I don't think he liked that movie too much." Wally whispered, getting many hisses in return.
"Yeah, but I don't think he just found a hate for Superman. He must be using now to let go of all his stresses." Jason hypothesized.
"So everybody that has done something evil to him should stay clear?" Robin asked, getting everybody's attention.
Jason seemed to think on it, then he nodded. "Yeah, we all should stay clear."
There was an awkward in the bioship as they heard more punches being landed, apparently Green Arrow had arrived, and then Wally spoke again. "So... To Mexico?"
There weren't any arguments.
These three are mine:
Rule #51: No spying on Artemis and Green Arrow when they have their outings.
(We followed them as they went up to the camping grounds. The Arrows had been lying to us all our lives!)
Rule #52: No stealing music devices. It will not be pretty.
(I stole Conner's MP3. He has no taste in music. Then I stole Artemis', my ears bled.)
Rule #53: Do not try to fix things on your own. There are plumbers and people that fix things for a living for a reason.
(Psshh, the Bat's just mad at the fact we managed to flood the whole mountain without having to fight a baddie.)
These four are courtesy of Flying Jay:
Rule #54: Do not ask Robin what's the worst torture he can think of. You will not sleep!
(Artemis and M'gann learned that the hard way.)
Rule #55: Robin is no longer allowed to sneak up on people ninja style.
(It's about time someone forbid it!)
Rule #56: Making M'gann turn into a lion just to freak people out at the zoo is NOT team bonding. Neither is showing Conner the monkies. Or Kaldur the fish.
(NO REGRETS! Kaldur ended up trying to sneak out all of fish, Conner tore a few cages apart, and M'gann was crying because everyone was running away from her. We are now banned from every zoo in Central City and Gotham)
Rule #57: Do not time travel to freak out your past or future selves.
(We did that with Superman. We also did it with Bruce Wayne, Artemis Crock, MINY!Kaldur, and Green Arrow and Roy. It was pretty funny, but I don't think we'll able to get back our time machine in a loooooooonnnnnnggggg time.)
These four are courtesy of NIGHTWING EpIcNeSs:
Rule #58: Don't ask de-aged Robin about his family.
(Which Artemis learned was a really bad idea.)
Rule #59: Don't bring Kaldur a goldfish, show it to him, and ask if he knows it.
(I did just that, you know... I asked him, "I just found him... or her... Are you by any chance related?"... He got pissed!)
Rule #60: Batman is not your friend. Do not try to hug, high five, or any thing that actually has to do with niceness with him... Well, unless you want to die.
(Yeah, that was actually pretty fun. I actually got a full second hug from him before I was threatened with death!)
Rule #61: When in a life or death situation, call the Justice League, don't sue Dora the Explorer right before you die.
(It went like this: Another practice simulation where we weren't able to contact the League while they were on an important mission. Right as me, Jason, Roy, and Deadpool; because we had managed to make the Bat make them join; were about to be killed, we didn't call the League, but we went to sue Dor. I never like her, anyway!)
Courtesy of Fugutaiten-san:
Rule #62: Robin; under any circumstances; is not allowed to crossdress. AT. ALL.
(So when it's the bird everything's wrong and the world will end but when it's me having to dress up as Wendy West it's okay?! No wonder they say the world is screwy!)
these three are courtesy of Brightpath2:
Rule #63: No pretending to be injured, no pretending to be dead. Really bad idea.
(We learned that when the League picked us all up from our worst mission yet. Jason had tagged along, so the Bat thought two of his birds were dead. A mad League, is not a helpful or safe League. You better all run for your lives if you kill another sidekick.)
Rule #64: Do not play around with Robin's utility belt.
(I actually found a 'Speedster-B-Gone!'. It worked swimmingly with my uncle.)
Rule #65: Whatever you do, DO NOT let Superboy cook.
(Ehh, apart from the broken toaster, over, toaster-over, fridge, pots, pans, and coffee machine, it wasn't all that bad.)
These three are courtesy of waveslover:
Rule #66: Never kidnap the league members
(But it was so FUN! Especially because that cowboy actually liked us!)
Rule #67: Never play cops and robbers with Robin as the robber.
(It's crazier than playing hide-and-seek with him.)
Rule #68: If you end up switching powers in any way with any of your teammates, do not go out and make mischief.
(I was stuck with Kaldur's powers, he was stuck with Robin's, Robin was stuck with Artemis', Conner was stuck with M'gann's, M'gann was stuck with my own, and Artemis was stuck with Conner's. It was actually a fun day!)
Courtesy of Robin-is-totally-whelming:
Rule #69: No singing 'This is the song that never ends'.
(That was also a good die. Somehow, we wound up singing it to the whole League. We ended up on probation.)
These six are courtesy of tbdream:
Rule #70: No slumber parties with non team members at the cave.
(Am I supposed to regret it? We had a blast!)
Rule #71: Do not try to turn the world against Superman.
(It was actually pretty easy with our new found fame because of the Justice Brigade.)
Rule #72: The team is not to go on road trips.
(This time we had Zatanna and Rocket with us. It was fun, crazy, sad, and random. Man, do all adults want to suck out all the fun in life?)
Rule #73: The team is banned from Disneyland.
(You should know why. At least we still haven't been banned from DisneyWorld.)
Rule #74: No Spray paint.
(You should already know why.)
Rule #75: Do not get two Kryptonians mad at each other.
(Supey Jr. and Supey Sr. You already know things are going to get EXPLOSIVO!)
These are courtesy of AngeliqueRox:
Rule #76: Do not put any kind of slippery substance on the floor to make people fall. People could be injured.
(Especially speedsters! Seriously, that was a mean thing to do!)
Rule #77: Do not ask any League members for a piggy-back ride and actually expect them to comply with your orders.
(I asked Superman, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Vigilante, and Shining Knight to give me a piggy back ride. Only to of them allowed it. The rest got their just deserts.)
Rule #78: Just because you're injured doesn't mean you can take advantage of poor Captain Marvel.
(Poor Billy, he gets so much abuse from all of us. But he knows we all love him!)
Rule #79: Do not put sleeping pills in anybody's food, no matter what the circumstance.
(Kaldur, Jason, Roy, Deadpool, James, Hartley, and Robin have all been victims. Artemis is my next target.)
Rule #80: No clipping toenails during team meetings. Or brushing hair. Or making out. Or brushing teeth. Basically no personal grooming during team meetings.
(I was chewing my nails, Artemis was brushing her hair, Conner and M'gann were making out, Zatanna and Robin were playing rock, paper, scissors, and Rocket and Kaldur were actually playing Go Fish. It surprised all of us.)
It's more rules because I wanted to fight in the rules I thought fit. And I updated early because tomorrow's Thanksgiving. It's barely impossible to update on holidays. Five reviews and I'll update on Friday.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!