A/N: I won't be able to update tomorrow so I updated a day earlier then usual. I have a present for all of you. On Sunday I promise I'll update once again. It's a thank you to all of you that have kept reading this story.
Responds to reviews:
L Lexuran:Yep handcuffs.
Black-Dranzer-1119: You aren't very off again, but I won't be able to tell you if what you are correct on and what you aren't since that would ruin the story.
Hentai-Otaku: I told my brother that once, only except it being a horse that ate a key it was him that ate a button of his shirt. He stopped me mid way I couldn't but laugh.
Addicted to Dreams: It's great to know I'm such a good writer, I still have some mistakes though which is why I rely on people that I don't know telling me what they are. You had to hi your head on the table to keep reading, seriously? Ouch. I honestly laughed when you told me that since I imagined someone actually banging their head excessively on the desk they are sitting on. Kinda like a cartoon.
Paon: I'm not sure if handcuffs existed in the time I'm trying to get this to be in (the Cinderella time line something like that) I said screw it and added it anyways.
Yuka-Chan16: That was the quickest review I have ever received.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
L stared at the giant wooden cabin from inside the carriage while Light tried to wake up the drooling Misa. "Dammit Misa we're here!" Light yelled as he shoved Misa's head, which weighed a lot more then it looked. Misa's head barely moved and Light groaned as he managed to get more drool on his arm. He looked up at L who was watching him with an amused face. "Would you mind helping?" Light asked. He instantly regretted it though because the second he asked L to help the panda eyed man kicked Misa on the shin making her scream at a very high pitch.
"Ow! That hurt Misa!" Misa yelled as he held her shin. Light looked out the window while trying not laugh as L stared at Misa with an apathetic face. Misa pouted at the two men trying to find out who it was, of course in her mind Light would never hurt her, so that meant that L was the one who had hurt her. "Why did L hurt Misa!" Misa yelled at L. Light practically died while trying to hold back his laughter. L glanced at Light's twitching lips before looking back at Misa angry face.
"I did not kick you" L stated in a monotone voice. "It was actually Light" Light's head snapped in his direction all signs of laughter erased from his face. Misa looked at Light like he had grown a second head before ranting to him. Obviously, L was enjoying the scene that was unfolding in front of him. He looked out the window as Misa voice got to a particularly high pitch. As much fun as it was to see the "couple" fight he wanted o go inside the cabin. Without a second thought, L opened the door on his side jumping out of the carriage, successfully dragging a very infuriated Light out.
Light caught his footing before catching up to L and smacking the pauper on the head. "You're going to pay for that" Light threatened. The corners of L's mouth slightly twitched, showing Light that the man was most likely dying of laughter on the inside. He smacked L on the back of the head one last time before stomping ahead while pulling L along. Light opened the door to the cabin stepping aside to allow Misa in who had caught up only seconds before.
Misa skipped inside before clapping her hands together while letting out a squeal. "Misa Misa loves this place!" She yelled. Light and L both entered afterwords closing the door behind them, which was difficult thanks to the handcuffs. L looked around, the cabin was huge to say the least. At the doorway there was a staircase that lead to the upstairs hallway, which L was sure were the bed rooms. The entry way was a large square shape where the flooring was marble and the walls were wooden, there was a large chandelier hanging above, while a nice white rug was laying on the ground. To the left was the entryway to the living room where a wooden couch, with cushions of course, was position in front of a glass coffee table that was right in front of a fireplaces that L was sure even Santa Clause would fit through, too bad the fat man doesn't exist. There was a wooden chair to the right of the coffee table that face a giant window, while some book cases surrounded the fire place, again the floor was marble and the walls were wooden. L hadn't seen the rest of the cabin, but he was beginning to like it.
"Misa wants to see the rooms!" Misa yelled as she grabbed Lights arm to drag him upstairs, L was of course forced to go to thanks to the handcuffs. Misa ran to the first door she saw opening it to reveal a room equally as big as the entryway. The floor was still marble and the walls were still wooden. There was a giants bed on the right side of the wall that could probably fit five people; it face the left of the room were a giant wardrobe stood. There were bedside tables on each side of the bed with a little lamp perched on top. At the far end of the room there was a giant window with white curtains to cover up the sun while a round rug filled up the space between the wardrobe and bed, there was a door to the left of the wardrobe that L believed to lead to the bathroom.
Misa clapped her hands while looking around the room. "It's perfect!" She announced. She faced Light grabbing his right arm, jerking L's left arm forward, not that he was paying attention. "This will be Misa and Light's room" She announced enthusiastically. Light rolled his eyes while L briefly glanced at the two. Was the girl really that naive? or did she not see the metal handcuffs on their wrists? Light honestly just thought she was dense and was dropped on her head a few time when she was an infant.
"Misa, L has to stay here too. We're handcuffed together" Light stated lifting his arms as evidence. Misa's face took a shocked looked before she crossed her arms beginning to pout. Again, this didn't effect Light, it just made him think less of her. Misa glared at L for stealing her alone time with Light while L only smiled and waved, just to spite her. "Let's go get the bags" Light demanded turning around to head out of the room before Misa began chanting her version of how things should be.
Light picked up the bags from the carriage handing them to L. He piled up four of Misa's suitcases on top of L before grabbing his and closing the door. "Forgive me for asking" L started as Light grabbed two suitcases from L to relieve the man from the weight. Light nodded his way telling him that he was listening. "Why does Ms. Misa need so many bags for only two days?" L asked while they headed for the cabin. Light shrugged his shoulders not really caring why she needed them, just focusing on the fact that they were heavy as hell. What did the girl have in them? Rocks? Bricks?
L looked up at the sky before going back to looking at where he was going. "She probably needs it for all the make-up she uses to cover up her face" Light practically dropped the suitcases he was holding thanks to the snort of laughter that slipped because of L's statement. "Well it is true, Ms. Misa uses quite a large amount of make-up, or she could have things inside to attempt at seducing Light?" Light dropped his suitcases then. One of the suitcases snapped open a black fabric falling out. Light glared at L who stared back at him with his wide eyes before glancing down at the fallen suitcases.
Light began picking up all the contents that had fallen out of the suitcases putting them back in. He stopped at the black fabric picking it up with two fingers. His eye widened while L stared down at it with his apathetic look. "Well it appears I was right the second time" He stated as Light flicked the black thong into the suitcase closing it while pretending he didn't see anything. He picked up the suitcases then glanced at L.
"If you say anything to Misa I don't care about the handcuffs I will make sure to lock you in a bathroom with her naked in it." Light threatened beginning to walk ahead before L could respond. Light and L finished unloading the clothing before heading upstairs to start unpacking, well Light and Misa unpack while L followed Light around. Light sat down on the bed after giving up trying to find a place to keep his clothe in. Misa had taken the wardrobe, the closet inside the bathroom, and the spot under the bed for guess what? Her make up. Stupid L and his ability to guess correctly.
Misa ran from one side of the room to the other trying to find a place to keep her dress. Why did she need a dress? Light didn't know. All he did know was that she was running around like a headless chicken while he sat on the bed that they would have to share later on. "Misa is going to go to the other room to find more places for her dresses!" Misa declared as she ran to the door. "She will be right back!" She called out from the hallway. Light sighed knowing this was going to be a long weekend.
L looked up at Light's closed eyes before crawling near him. "What?" The prince asked when he felt the weight if the bed shift. He didn't get answer what he did get was L's arms wrapping around his waist while the man gave him a hug. Light sighed again, a strange feeling crawling up his spine. His stomach felt weird and he strangely leaned into the mans embrace. Light sighed while L smiled behind him.
"Misa Misa wants to go eat something!" Misa yelled out as she entered the room. L immediately let go of Light pretending to sleep while Light looked through his suitcase. Misa looked at Light for a second before smiling and skipping over. "Will Light join Misa for dinner?" Misa asked in her sexiest voice. Light stared at her blinking once. The little Lights in his head shivered or recoiled back disgusted at the image of Misa in the thong that Light had found with L earlier.
It probably would be easier to say yes and get it over with, but that image was implanted in his mind and he didn't want to see it again. Then again saying no would resolve in Light having a whining Misa clinging to his arm for the rest of the night. Light sighed "Fine Misa I'll go out with you tonight" Light announced. Misa flung herself on top of Light kissing him on the lips while her arms wrapped around his neck. Light fell backwards pulling L arms this time making him cry out. Misa stopped kissing Light at the sudden noise forgetting that L was with them. She pouted crossing her arms as she looked at L.
"He can't come" Misa stated huffing and turning her head. Light glared at the air-headed blond, was she an idiot?What did she expect him to cut of his wrist and walk around as he bled to death? He couldn't believe his parents actually arranged for him to marry this dope. Light sat up rubbing his wrist as an image of his wrist getting cut off appeared in his head. L's stare was as apathetic looking as ever, but in his mind he was wondering how the blond girl was still alive. Surely someone would want to kill her by now.
"Misa either L comes with us or my arm gets cut off" Light deadpanned as he lifted his arm to show Misa the handcuffs. Light knew he probably sounded like he wanted the man with him, but in reality the man is a lot more entertaining then the blond girl. Misa stared at Light while gaping like a fish. Light wanted the man there? He is supposed to be spending a weekend with her alone.
Misa looked at both of them crossing her arms to glare at them. "This is all your fault! If you weren't a pervert Misa would have had her alone time with Light!" Misa yelled pouting and bouncing on the bed like a little child. L continues to stare at her with a blank face before turning towards Light.
"What's for dinner" L asked. Light's eyes went wide before he covered his mouth while Misa stared at him gaping. She couldn't believe that he had actually brushed her off like nothing. She was more important then what was for dinner. Sayu was right! She couldn't let L steal away Light. Not only that, but the man probably thought of her as dense and stupid. She wasn't dense or stupid! She was bright, intelligent and pretty. Light was supposed to be here with her not L!
"No Misa does not want L there!" Misa began screaming. Light sweat dropped as he listened to Misa's ranting. He didn't want to listen to this so instead of just sitting on the bed listening to Misa, he stood up leaving the room pulling L along with him. Screw Misa and her fantasy dinner, he was hungry, L was hungry and they were getting food. Light led L down the stairs walking into the living room and entering the door to their right. Light stopped walking once they entered the kitchen beginning to look for something to cook. L stared at the giant kitchen, it wasn't as big as the one at the castle, but it was still pretty big. There was a marble counter that ran through the middle of the room while on the far side was were the stove, sink, oven, and refrigerator were located. There were cabinet above the stove and sink that most likely held all the plate while the forks and knives were contained in a basket near the sink. There was a large wooden table on the opposite side of the counter that had four chairs.
L whistled at the sight while Light took out the necessary ingredients for dinner. Light began cutting up the ham into square pieces while the noodles he had on the stove cooked. He grabbed the spices from the top drawer beginning to make the sauce for the food. "I did not think you would know how to cook" L stated as he watched Light mix the sauce to get it smooth. Light glared at him before going back to cooking,
"At least I don't have to steal food" Light snapped back.
"I do not need to anymore" L dead panned before sticking his finger into the sauce. Light smacked his fingers picking up the pot to place it on top of another stove. L pouted as he rubbed his hand, Light looked at him. Dammit he was pouting again. L's eyes were wider which contrary to popular belief made him look like a lost puppy plus his bottom lips was trembling and Oh god were there actual tears on the corner of his eyes. L was obviously way better at pouting then Sayu or Misa.
Light stared at him for about a minute before sighing. He walked over to the fridge pulling L along with him. He opened the refrigerator taking out a piece of cake then handing it to L. L face instantly brightened as he took the cake beginning to eat it. The cake was his favorite, vanilla flavored with whip cream and cherry on top. Leave it to the prince to have this type of cake lying around somewhere. L began eating the cake with his hands before stopping to stare at Light who was looking at him with a disgusted face. Remembering what Light had told him about using a fork while eating he walked over to the basket full of eating utensils. He grabbed a fork beginning to eat the cake with it.
Light smiled slightly at the sight. It was funny how L tried to eat with the fork only to have the piece of cake fall back down onto the plate. Light almost laugh when the cake was about to reach L's mouth before falling off the fork and onto the floor, Thus making L pout again. Oh well it was cute. Light froze when he finally realized that he had thought of L as cute. Ill mannered, rude, smartass L was cute. Light's right eyes twitched as he thought this through. The man was not cute he was merely attractive in a sense, no that sounds worse. Appealing? Yeah that was better, appealing. The man was appealing. Light took a deep breath before he continued cooking dinner.
Misa looked down at the casserole that Light had cooked. It contained pasta, square pieces of ham, asparagus and was covered with cheese. It looked delicious! Misa's mouth watered as she stared at the food. "Misa Misa is so lucky to have a fiancé that can cook!" Misa exclaimed as she began to serve for Light and herself. L was sitting on the floor happily eating the cake Light had baked him earlier in order to get the man to shut up. The reason he was sitting on the floor and not in one of the two extra chairs was the blond girl sitting across Light. Apparently sitting on the floor is the same as not being there at all. L wasn't complaining through, first of all the he got to sit next to Light. Second of all, He was sitting next to Light, on the floor yeah, but he was closer to him then Misa. Last, Light's hand was rested on his head and petting him, probably absentmindedly, but it still felt good. Yes L was perfectly fine down here.
Light was slowly going insane, sure he has an uncaring face on, but on the inside the little Lights were running around screaming their heads off. Misa's mouth would not stop running! It was like a backed up toilet that didn't want to work, It just keeps on spilling out shit. Light's right eye twitched as he listened to Misa rambling. His head was rested on his left hand while his elbow rested on the table. He was unconsciously petting L's head with his right hand, well actually he was pretty conscious about it, but he wasn't going to admit that.
"Misa can't wait until tonight! Misa has everything planned out!" Misa began saying as she ate her food. L looked up when he felt Light stop petting his head. Light was staring at Misa like the world was about to end. "First Misa is going to change" Misa began saying, Light instantly went ridged. His eyes went wider and wider and Misa progressed in explaining what she was going to do. Each second everything that left her mouth became more detailed and ribald.
L stared up at Light with a smile smile on his face, the cake was forgotten on the floor. He was amused at how easily Light was getting either scared or embarrassed. "Misa" Light started to say. Misa quit talking looking up at Light. Her eyes were glazed over while a blush tainted her cheeks. Light on the other hand was glaring daggers at her. If only looks could kill. Misa was getting on his nerves and he wanted to make her pay somehow. The little Lights in his head smiled deviously. What better way to get back at a horny blond girl then to completely shoot down all hope of doing anything sexual?
"First of all if you did bring all that I would leave the room" Light began saying. Misa's face became serious. "Second of all I would be too tired to do anything." Her eyes went wide. L placed his thumb in his mouth while smiling slightly, he was enjoying this. "Third of all, If some strange unrealistic, sadistic, unforgiving god actually existed and the first two options didn't happen we wouldn't be able to do anything with out L," He raised his right arms at this. "seeing us" Light finished as he stood up deciding to pick up the plates tomorrow. Misa was now looking at him with wide sad eyes. Light simply brushed her off as he force L to stand and follow him out of the room.
Light walked up to the bed flopping down on it while L sat on the corner of the bed staring at the doorway. "Do you believe miss Misa is still sitting at the table?" L asked. Light turned his head towards L slowly before staring at him with a skeptical face. Why the hell did L care? Last time he heard L could barely stand Misa. Maybe he finally felt bad for her?
"Why do you care? It's not like she's your fiancée" Light dead panned. L look at Light with his wide eyes. Light felt it again that feeling where it felt that L was just looking right through his fake mask and reading his mind. It made him feel like a glass wall where everything was see through. L didn't say anything he merely laid down next to Light hugging his waist to fall asleep. Light sighed before shifting position to have his back facing L. He closed his eyes hoping to god that L wouldn't notice his quickly beating heart.
Misa was downstairs scrubbing the plates furiously She jumped when the plate she was cleaning cracked and broke to smaller fragments. She pouted as she stared at the plate pieces in her hand. Why didn't Light want to do anything sexually with her? She was pretty and every guy in the kingdom wanted her. She was childish which was usually something people liked a lot. So why didn't he want to do anything with her? Okay so L was going to be in the room, but they could have tied him up, covered his eyes, and place ear plugs so he didn't hear anything.
Misa began crying over the plates, she sniffled while the water ran in the background. Maybe Light was just waiting for their honeymoon? That could be it. Light was a gentleman that didn't want to do anything before marriage? That's right, that's what Light wanted! Misa cleaned her nose with the back of her hand going to back to cleaning the plates. She broke 2 more before finally giving up and going upstairs.
A/N:Just when you think Misa is getting smart she turns back around and shits in your face. In case you didn't read the top I'm going to update a chapter on sunday as a thank you to everyone who has kept reading this story.