LEVEL 5: CYBER JUNGLE

Good work! Looks like you made it to Techno Island! Now you just have to make it to the base! Leave the beach shore and head for the jungle. Stop at the mole hill.

Bottles: Listen up, dude and dudette!

Banjo: FORGET IT, BOTTLES!

Bottles:….I'M SAD NOW!

Kazooie: Uh oh.

Bottles: WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAA! HOW COME I NEVER GET TO BE COOL??

Banjo-Kazooie: …

Bottles: Uuh… Sorry about that. Anyway, you guys have to be on your guard! I need one more Jiggy to find the fortress! And Mumbo is ugly! Did you know that, question mark?

Kazooie: WHAT THE-

Banjo: So, one more Jiggy, huh? Sounds good! (Smiling uneasily)

Go along the trail to meet a red, fat Mini-Klungo with an imp tail.

Bingo: Hey, animules! If youse finds me enough Musical Noteses, I'll gives youse a Jiggy.

Kazooie: Tisk, tisk. Never trust someone who speaks with an "S" at the end of every word.

Bingo: If ya wanna questions the ways I talks, I can keeps da Jiggy.

Kazooie: No, no, that'll be fine. We'll find your stupid "noteses", whatever the heck you'd use 'em for.

Bingo: No noteses, noes Jiggy!

Banjo: Let's go find those Musical Noteses!

Walk the duo down the jungle path and take out 4 turd-tossin' baboons. Come across an ape poo pit. Hop across the 8 crumbling stone platforms and land on the other side to find a big pond. The way ahead is blocked by a huge metal wall so jump in the water. Grab 10 notes and go into the underwater wooden tube to collect 10 more notes, steering clear of the poison-kissin' frogs. (Did you notice the way I put "in'" instead of "ing" at the end of everything? It's fun! Try it.) Blast them with nine eggs each and come out the other end of the tube. A much tougher and larger version of the geyser puzzle from Fungus Forest lies ahead. If you're not dead, climb up the ledge and at the surface and use some gold feathers on the 8 armoured baboons. These guys take long because you have to dodge their giant, powerful, speedy fists three times before running behind and smacking their fragile butt armour. There's a huge ledge up ahead! Take them out and a tree will appear in front of you. Climb up until you reach an area with a spiky surface. Now you'll have to hop along the branches to get to the top. Just avoid more poison frogs who want to kiss you to death for no apparent reason. Reach the top and finally hop onto the tall ledge. Carefully walk along a thin rope above another monkey crap ravine. You still have to be fast, though, because up on the side-ledges are more simians who want to bombard you with their droppings…for NO APPARENT REASON. Deja vu. Anyway collect ten Musical Notes while on the rope. At the other end (that sounded wrong) battle 3 monkeys, three, armoured ones, then three frogs. Now time for a mini cutscene!

(Two spear Mini-Klungos from earlier are hiding behind a bush, whispering to each other. One is Shigeru, the other Oda.)

Shigeru: Those fools are coming this way! What do we do?!

Oda: Let's team up and destroy them with our super powers!

Shigeru: YES! No living being has ever survived the might of our earth-shaking evil power!

Oda: Let's do it!

End of cutscene. Shigeru and Oda jump out from behind the bush and begin glowing. RUN. They create a HUGE plasma explosion that…melts them. Move along and pretend that never happened. Run past their black, cracking skeletons and collect 20 more notes. Hop up another ledge. Atop is a mole hill and a poo pit with a spring in front of it. Talk to Mr. Geeky once more.

Bottles: You're gonna LOVE this move, Kazooie!

Kazooie: Okay, this looks bad.

Bottles: This is the move with the ultimate name: Kazooie's Egginator! What do you think? Here's how you do…Kazooie's Egginator!

Banjo-Kazooie: Hee Hee Hee!

Bottles: SHUT UP CHARLIE BROWN PANTS. Anyway, while in Talon Trot mode, simply push B while standing on a special Kazooie pad to lay an egg thirty gazillion times bigger than Kazooie!

Kazooie: YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH-

Banjo: Uh, let's move Kazooie.

Kazooie: AARRGGHH! I HATE THAT MOLE! HATE HIM! HATE HIM!

Lay an egg on the spot using your new move.

Kazooie: AAG! AAG! RRRG!! IT'S COMING OUT! OWW! OOHH! AAAHAA! OOH! AIEE! OH JEEZ, I THINK I'M CONSTPATED! AAAAHH! RRRR-POOT!

Finally, the egg is out! Aw, man, that hurts! My butt's bleeding like crazy! Ow!

After that disturbing sequence, get Banjo to lift the rather large egg (by getting near it), bring it over to the spring, and bounce it up to the bridge above. Bounce yourself up and make sure you aim to land on the bridge and not in the…you know…gorilla dung. Pick up the egg. Walk along the bridge, careful to avoid the gas clouds that come from the the pit in patterns. Getting hit will damage Banjo and break the egg, forcing you to start over. After the bridge avoid the next few monkeys and frogs because you won't be able to attack them. Dodge around them and go into the hole in the ground. While in the underground cave, Do the same rope puzzle you did before but now with an egg! Extra challenge! Finally, reach the end and put the egg down on the Kazooie pad. The rock in front of you breaks, allowing passage further into the cave. END LEVEL.

Same old, same old. R&R before Kazooie lays a big egg on your delicate little skull.

STATS

JIGGIES: 3

BATTLE TOKENS:2

MYSTERY ITEMS: 2

MUSICAL NOTES: 50