Don't do drugs. Stay in school.

It was the next day after Koten had last collected his mission pay.

While he was with Maito Gai, or Mighty Guy, he trained himself alongside Lee in taijutsu and weapon control. Individually, he was trained in chakra control exercises so that he would be better prepared to take to the field as an official Leaf Village Ninja.

Of course, what he didn't yet know was that he would soon fall under the jurisdiction of Clan Restoration laws.

For those who don't know, they're the same laws that apply to anyone who is the last of their clan (i.e. Sasuke Uchiha).

A village that wants to cultivate a Kekkei Genkai, or Bloodline Limit, will promote Holders to take on multiple wives to get the most births in a generation.

Essentially, it would mean forming a harem.

And of course since Koten had lived in the wilderness since he was eight and had sparse contact with other humans, let alone female humans, he doesn't know how to act around them.

That of course, was why Kakashi was called in.

Kakashi, like most good-looking men in his field, attracted women quite easily. For that reason, he was charged with teaching Koten how to pick up women.

Of course the hardest part about that was going to be when he had to tell Koten about the Clan Restoration Laws.

But, that was work for another day.

Kakashi had finished with Team 7 and was now waiting on the bridge for Koten to arrive.

"Kakashi. How's it going?" Koten said as he walked onto the bridge.

"The usual," Kakashi said after closing his book. "So how'd your meeting with the Civilian Council go."

"Oh that?" Koten said with a smirk.

FLASHBACK

Koten Okami, last of the Wolf ninja tribe, stood before the Hidden Leaf Village's Civilian Council.

I won't bore you with too many details on this, so I'll get to the point.

Koten stood before the council, most of them were a bunch of old geezers, although a few were Clan Elders.

"Alright, ladies and gentleman of the council," Koten said standing before them. He was wearing his normal street clothes and his hitai-ate. "Before any of you say anything, I would like to take the time to Move that I make Sarutobi my official Tribe Representative to act in my stead before the council in any and all manners concerning myself."

"And why would we allow that?" Homura Mitokado demanded, obviously not happy with trying to be bossed around by an up-start.

"For multiple reasons," Koten said as he paced before the Civilian Council. Their eyes followed him as they tried to read what his next move would be.

"Reason one!" he said holding his index finger up. "This council is a bureaucracy, and as such must to follow common Democratic procedures."

Koten paced another lap in front of the council, holding his index finger up and keeping political momentum.

"Reason two!" he said holding up his middle finger next to his index finger. "I have lived in the wilderness for the past decade or so, having had sparse to no contact with other humans, and as aforementioned, know nothing of politics."

Koten turned to face the entire Civilian Council head-on, staring them in the eyes and raising a third finger.

"Reason three!" Koten said. "And this applies to you all as well. If the Civilian Council were to delegate against a "uncouth savage", who happens to be untrained in the ways of politics such as I am now, you would lose all credibility. And at some point in the distant future, be impeached of your positions."

"Explain your logic!" Koharu Utatane demanded.

"I'll explain this again," Koten said after a sigh. "Point One; I have no training in politics, and do not know all those big political words you like to use, or their meanings. Point Two; I have next to no understanding as to how the economy of a village works. Point Three; If the Civilian Council were to go against a politically-untrained person such as myself, no one would be able to take you seriously anymore."

Koten's words set right into the minds of the Civilian Council. Everything he said being true.

He's right! Hiashi thought to himself. If word got out about us delegating against someone of Koten's circumstance, our credibility would be put into question, and our reputations would essentially go down the drain.

"Now then!" Koten said as he returned to his seat in front of the Civilian Council. "Do I have a Second for my movement to make Sarutobi my representative?"

"SECOND!" the entire council seconded with raised hands, anxious to keep their credibility and cooshy positions.

"Then it is decided," Koharu declared. "Sarutobi will act on Koten's behalf before the council, regarding any delegations that will influence his future in our village."

"Motion carried!" Homura said as he brought the gavel down onto the wounded piece of wood he used in such instances. "Meeting adjourned!"

Sarutobi was left speechless at the turn of events that had just taken place.

Great. More paperwork, Sarutobi thought to himself. This kids going to be the death of me yet.

FLASHBACK END

"So essentially, the Third Hokage will do all of your work before the council, and you just have to put in your imput?" Kakashi asked.

"Yep. Worked like a charm," Koten said giving himself a thumbs up. "Now that I don't have to worry about council meetings for the time being, I can focus on my training."

"I thought you were untrained in politics though," Kakashi asked.

"I am," Koten said. "But what I am trained in is turning things into my favor. Indirectly threatening their position on the Civilian Council worked like a charm."

"Lucky," Kakashi said with eyes narrowed. "Those meetings are as boring as hell, and you get out of them with a pretty speech."

"I simply told them what they wanted to hear," Koten said shrugging his shoulders. "So what's today's training going to be about? And please don't take me to another book store. I'm still trying to scrub that smut from my eyeballs!"

"No books," Kakashi said waving Koten's anger off. "Today, we'll be taking to the field, and learning to pick up some ladies."

"Why are you emphasizing ladies?" Koten said with eyes narrowed.

"Oh. You'll learn when the time comes," Kakashi said with an eye-smile as he motioned for Koten to follow him into town.

I have a baaad feeling about this, Koten said as he followed his other sensei.

Koten and Kakashi stood at the end of one of Konoha's main market districts.

Koten was wearing his tan camouflage cargo pants and ninja shoes as always. However today he was wearing a black, short-sleeved muscle shirt, courtesy of Kakashi.

"Remind me again why I'm wearing this," Koten said bluntly as he motioned to the muscle shirt he was now wearing.

"If you're going to learn to pick up women, we'll have to highlight your key traits," Kakashi said. "You're very handsome for someone your age, have thick hair any girl would kill for, have an "adorable" boyish charm, and the body any middle-aged man would literally die for."

"The muscle shirt?" Koten asked again.

"Women like well-muscled men," Kakashi said wagging his finger. "The shirt will help define your physique."

Koten huffed. "I don't want to hang out with a girl just because she likes my muscles. I want to be with a girl who likes me for who I am on the inside."

"Oh to be young and naive," Kakashi said exasperatedly.

"That coming from the guy who covers ninety percent of his face," Koten rebuttled, pointing a finger at Kakashi's mostly-covered face.

"Touche," Kakashi said. "But in the future you won't have the liberty of choosing a woman who likes you for you."

"Run that by me again," Koten said raising an eyebrow.

"Ah! Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all!" Kakashi said. Phew. Almost said too much there.

Weirdo, Koten thought as Kakashi walked him down the street.

Kakashi and Koten stood at the side of the street across from a tea house.

"Now. One thing women like is a gentleman," Kakashi said.

Koten thought for a moment. "You mean like helping a woman with her bags."

"Bingo," Kakashi said giving a thumbs up.

Koten looked to the entrance. "I see someone coming."

"Go get 'er," Kakashi said.

"Excuse me miss, can I help you with those bags?" Koten asked.

Kakashi smacked the side of his face that wasn't covered.

"Why thank you young man," an elderly woman carrying a heavy grocery bag said.

Kakashi dashed right behind Koten, "what're you doing?"

"I'm not going to date her," Koten whispered back. "I'm just helping her with her groceries."

Kakashi sighed. "Young, foolish boy."

A few minutes of walking later, the elderly woman, Koten, and Kakashi all came upon a house in the residential district.

"Thank you for the help," the elderly woman said. "You can just put it in the kitchen."

Koten nodded as he set the bag down.

"Tell me young man, are you single?" the elderly woman asked as Koten came back to the living room.

Kakashi tried to hold back his laughter.

"Uhhhh..." Koten uhhed.

The elderly woman chuckled. "Don't worry. I'm not asking for myself. I'm asking for my granddaughter."

Koten sighed a sigh of relief.

Kakashi tried once again to hide his laughter.

"What's so funny?" Koten glared at Kakashi as the elderly woman went to fetch her granddaughter.

"She said granddaughter," Kakashi laughed. "Hehehe."

"Here's my little Chihiya," the elderly woman said.

Kakashi's jaw dropped as a beautiful woman in her mid twentys stepped out of the doorway.

"Thank you very much for helping my grandmother," the woman said as she shook Koten's hand.

"It was no trouble really," Koten said as he shook the woman's hand.

"Don't the two of you make the perfect couple," the elderly woman said as she pushed the two of them shoulder-to-shoulder.

"Granny, you know I don't date ninja," Chihaya said as she put a little distance between herself and Koten.

"Why not?" the elderly woman asked her granddaughter.

"I'm just afraid they wouldn't make it home one day," she said.

"That's perfectly understandable," Koten said as he walked out the front door. "I'll just be going now."

Kakashi continued to stare dumbfounded at Chihaya's curvy figure.

"Get over here Kakashi," he said as he dragged Kakashi out the front door. All the while Kakashi never took his eyes off of Chihaya.

"Hatake. Pick your jaw up," Koten said as he dragged Kakashi down an alleyway.

"Did you not see her? She was smokning!" Kakashi said.

"And doesn't date ninja," Kotan rebuttled. "Or were you too focused on other things?"

"I've only got one eye. Give me a break," Kakashi said as he resumed leading Koten through the village.

"Okay next lesson," Kakashi said as he stood at the beginning of another alleyway. "You gotta have The Walk."

"The Walk?" Koten asked.

"You know. That special walk that draws the ladies to you like moths to an open flame?" Kakashi said, seeing if Koten knew about it.

"Once again. Lived in the wilderness since eight," Koten said bluntly.

"Just follow my lead," Kakashi said. "There are a few lovely ladies down there that look like they could use some company."

Koten looked around the corner and saw three normal-looking village girls chatting amongst themselves. None could doubt that they were beautiful.

"Whatever you say," Koten said as he followed after his pervy-sensei, as he called him.

"Morning ladies," Kakashi said as he waved to three beautiful ladies standing by the side of the fence chatting.

"Hey Kakashi," all three women said, in the manner that they already knew him.

Koten nervously walked behind Kakashi by a few paces. "Um. Mornin' ladies," he said even more nervously.

The atmosphere around him suddenly changed as the three women stepped towards him.

"My, what big arms you have," one woman said as she felt Koten's muscles.

"And what thick hair you have," another woman said as she ran her fingers through Koten's long hair.

"And what an adorable tail you have," the third woman said as she stroked Koten's tail.

"Kakashi! These women are getting a little personal!" Koten told Kakashi as his personal space was being seriously violated.

"You're doing great," Kakashi said, "keep it up."

He then pulled out his little orange book and started reading.

"Kakashi save me!" Koten screamed as all three women wrapped their arms around him.

A few minutes later after some undisclosed events.

"Curse these devastating good looks of mine," Koten said to himself as he straightened out his hair.

"What's the matter? I thought you wanted to find a mate," Kakashi said raising an eyebrow.

Koten finished straightening out his hair. "I never once said I wanted to find a mate. I just said I wanted you to teach me how to meet girls."

"Fine, fine," Kakashi sighed in defeat. "We'll work with the Individual Approach."

"Thank you," Koten said exasperated.

Kakashi led Koten back toward the center of the village.

"Damn fangirls," Koten muttered to himself as he followed Kakashi, remembering what had transpired a few minutes before.

It was nearly evening.

"Haven't you found anyone yet?" Kakashi asked as he stood against a powerline behind Koten. "We've been at this for hours."

"I'm just trying to find the right girl," Koten said as he scanned the crowd again. "I want to find the one girl I want to spend the rest of my life with."

"I don't think one will be an option," Kakashi said half-mindedly.

Koten's ears twitched. "Is there something you're not telling me?!"

Kakashi realized he had spoken out of term. "Huh?!What're you talking about!? I have nothing to hide! Eh hehe."

Koten' s eyes narrowed. "I'm not even going to ask."

Kakashi sighed after the subject had been dropped. Thank goodness.

Kakashi was following behind Koten when he suddenly stopped.

"Koten? Is something the matter?" Kakashi asked as he stood next to Koten.

His eyes were locked onto something, and his breathing pattern was different.

"What're you looking at?" Kakashi asked as he tried to follow Koten's line of sight.

By a guess, Kakashi's gaze landed on a beautiful purple-haired kunoichi with hazel-colored eyes standing in front of a dango shop. She was wearing a mesh shirt and shorts, a brown skirt, and a tan trench coat. Her hair was tied back (kind of like Shikamaru's but not exactly).

"Koten. Is that the girl you're looking at?" Kakashi asked Koten as he pointed to the woman at the dango shop.

Koten nodded weakly. "Yeah... So what do I do?"

"You go talk to her," Kakashi said.

"I can't do that!" Koten half-whispered half-shouted. "My palms are sweaty, my heart is racing, I can barely see straight, and I have this weird feeling in my stomach!"

Kakashi smiled under his mask. "So you like what you see do you?"

Koten turned away from the girl and nodded weakly. "Yeah. I don't know what it is, but I can't stop looking at her."

"Well lets go talk to her," Kakashi said with an eye smile as he started pushing Koten forward.

"Say what! I don't even know her!" Koten protested as he tried to bind his feet to the ground with chakra. For some reason, he couldn't seem to focus as long as he looked at the girl in front of the dango shop, and he couldn't look away either.

"True. But I do," Kakashi said. "Hey Anko! Over here!"

The purple haired girl turned to face Kakashi. "Ah, Kakashi. How's it goin?"

"Fine Anko," Kakashi said with an eye smile.

"So who's the kid," she smirked as she looked Koten over.

"This is our newest ninja," Kakashi said pushing him forward. "Koten Okami."

Anko smiled. "Well hey kid. How's it goin?"

Koten was shaking like crazy, the beautiful girl he saw mere moments ago extending her hand towards him.

"U-u-u-um. H-h-h-hi. I'm K-k-k-koten," he said weakly as he raised a hand. Like the rest of him, it was shaking like crazy.

Anko looked warily at his shaking palm before shrugging in indifference and grabbing Koten's hand. "Nice to meet you."

Koten's hand was still shaking after the handshake, and from Kakashi's point of view, he wasn't going to get any progress with Koten unless he stepped in.

"Say Anko, would you like to get something to drink? Catch up maybe?" Kakashi said.

Anko recognized the look in Kakashi's eyes. "Sure. I know just the place."

A few minutes later at one of Konoha's bars. Kakashi and Anko sat at one side of the counter while Koten stood in a corner booth twitting his thumbs.

"So Kakashi, what's the deal with the kid?" Anko asked as she drank her second shot.

Kakashi looked over to him. "He's my secondary apprentice. I'm helping him address the gaps in his training."

Anko looked over to Koten, then back to Kakashi. "I heard a few things about him. He's supposedly the last of the Wolf Ninja Clan."

"Tribe," Kakashi corrected. "Mind Walks have brought up enough details to confirm he's the last. There were no genjutsu either."

"To tell you the truth, I thought the Wolf Tribe was only a legend," Anko said as she looked back at him.

Kakashi nodded. "Shame he's the last. From what rumors I've heard, his tribe was probably among the most powerful in the world. Possibly even rivaling the Uchiha and Senju clans."

"Just hope he isn't a winy bitch like the Uchiha," Anko said in disgust at the word Uchiha. "So why'd you bring me here."

"Actually, you brought us here," Kakashi corrected. "But anyway, its about him. Clan Restoration Laws will apply to him soon. Probably once he hits Chuunin."

"He mean he isn't even a Chuunin yet?!" Anko said distastefully.

"The Hokage couldn't just make him a Chuunin," Kakashi said trying to calm Anko down. "He's going to have to earn it."

"So why am I here anyway?" Anko demanded as she took her fourth shot.

"Well. Koten seems to have taken a liking to you," Kakashi said looking away.

Anko spit out her drink. "Nuh uh! No way am I going to be breeding stock!"

"There's something you should know," Kakashi said.

Anko calmed down and ordered another drink.

"About thirty other women came onto him today, and he didn't choose any of them. All were very attractive too," Kakashi explained.

Anko looked over to him. "So he isn't an overconfident jackass then?"

Kakashi shook his head. "Nope. In fact he's quite the opposite."

"He doesn't know about Clan Restoration Laws does he?" Anko asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Nope," Kakashi said. "He's quite adamant about finding the one."

Anko looked back over to Koten. He looked up to meet her gaze, but then turned it back to the floor.

"So he's taken a liking to me huh?" Anko said with a slight of interest in her voice.

"I guess so," Kakashi said. "Why else would his pulse be through the roof, his palms sweaty, his legs shaking, and him babbling like a loon when he looks at you."

"Should I take his virginity from him?" Anko asked in a seductive tone. "You know. As a favor."

Kakashi looked back to his student. "I think a date would be better for a start."

Anko looked back over to Koten. "He doesn't read those books does he?"

Kakashi shook his head. "Nope. Says he'd rather have the real thing then read a book."

Anko nodded. "I like the kid already. So how old is he?"

"Eighteen," Kakashi answered. "He's forgotten when his own birthday is, so he could very well be nineteen, and he wouldn't even know it."

Anko chuckled to herself. "Good, good. He's probably primed by now."

Kakashi sighed. Koten. What on earth have you gotten yourself into?

Kakashi checked his watch. "Its getting late. Once he's able to speak again, we'll see about getting him a date with Konoha's sexiest kunoichi."

"Damn straight!" Anko said as she took her tenth shot.

"Come on Koten. Its time to go," Kakashi said as he approached his student.

Koten was too busy watching Anko to pay attention.

"C'mon. Lets go loverboy," Kakashi said as he dragged Koten out the door.

Anko finished her last shot before heading home.

"Koten Okami huh? Sounds like an interesting individual," Anko said to herself with a smile as she left. "I'll have to look into him."

Chihaya is just a name I came up with for a random girl for Koten to meet, and will not be making any future appearances.