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FOURTEEN: Karaoke Pt. 2

"Wow," was all I could manage to say.

"Wow is right," Edward said.

"Like it?" Alice said coming over to sit next to me.

"Um…it was…different..u-unique…and," I said but couldn't hold my laughter in any longer. I was on the floor trying to stop laughing because I couldn't breathe. It was funny to see Alice twirl and dance around Jasper and hear him say all the Ken lines almost the same as the original guy. It was probably the funniest thing I've seen, other than Jasper and Emmett's strip routine.

"Okay people the next performance will be…Emmett Cullen with Like A Virgin," Rosalie said pausing in between to look at her clip board. Emmett came on stage wearing white shorts and a white button up only buttoned half way. As the music started he walked kind of cat like with the beat. Then he began singing.

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last

You're so fine and you're mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so fine and you're mine
I'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, "With your heartbeat")
Next to mine

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

"Uh, how do I describe that?" I asked.

"Emmett-ish-ey-ness, maybe," Edward said. I didn't fail to notice how most of the time he was singing directly to Rose.

"Well, that was um…something," Rose said into the mic eying Emmett like she was expecting him to jump onstage and do it again. "Now the next performance will be Jasper Hale with Gimme More."

"Well this oughta be interesting, " I said

"At least you don't have to read their minds while they're doing …this," Edward said slightly disgusted. Jasper walked out in a vest, boxers, and a black bowler hat. He was carrying a silver pole in one hand and quickly stuck it in the floor.

"Esme's gonna be pissed when she finds out," I heard Emmett say.

"Oh Gawd," I said before the music started.

(It's Britney, bitch)
(I see you, and I just wanna dance with you)

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
Public display of affection
Feel's like no one else in the room (But You)

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin' (We keep on rockin')
We keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')

Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (They keep watchin')
Keep watchin
Feels like the crowd is saying

Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

Center of attention ('tention)
Even when they're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (Yeah)
If you're on a mission (Uh-huh)
You got my permission (Oh)

We can get down like there's no one around
We'll keep on rockin' (Keep on rockin')
We'll keep on rockin', rockin' (Uh-uh)

Cameras are flashing while we're dirty dancing
They keep watchin' (Wait)
Keep watchin
(Feel's like the crowd is saying)

Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more

Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

(I just can't control myself, oh)
(They want more? Well I'll give'em more, oh!)

Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more (Gimme more, oh yeah)
Gimme (Mo')
Gimme gimme more

Ohh, gimme more, gimme more (More)
Gimme more, gimme more baby
I just wanna more

Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme
Gimme (Ooh)
Gimme gimme

Bet you didn't see this one coming
The incredible Lygo
The lengendary Miss Britney Spears, haha
And the unstoppable Danja
Ahh, you gonna have to remove me
Cause I ain't goin' no where, haha
(More)

I couldn't believe my eyes. The whole time he used one hand to hold the mic as he sang and the other to help him dance on the pole.

"My virgin eyes," I said covering my eyes and pushing my face into Edward's shoulder.

"You're just jealous cause you can't do it like me," Jasper said, huffed, pointed his chin upwards, and marched off the stage.

"Okay then," I said.

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