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AN : My god this update took a long time. I have no excuse, other than my job, Mass Effect 3, my own disappointment, rewriting Chapter 1, my sister's wedding, a trip to Montana, and a new niece. Actually I had quite a bit going on, and a lot of excuses. I added a cover for the story, that picture of a solemn looking Saito. I'm not really satisfied with it though. Can anyone think of a better cover? Or make one for me?
Also, classical music, and a lot of reviews.
Anyway, time to answer some reviews.
Kitiem3000, yes it is
ILurkNoMoar, Saito never said that he doesn't worship Brimir, they all just assumed that he did. The concept of a human worshiping someone other than Brimir is foreign to them
reven228, I agree, but you must keep in mind that religion is an excuse for war, not the cause. It just makes it happen a little sooner, or a little later. Religion never made man violent, it just gave us another excuse.
You will fear my laser face, this one took really long, and I am taking parts from both the novel and the anime. Also, the tsundere wasn't so much as toned down in the novel, as much as Louise matured beyond the worst of it.
Kenji Hayabusa, I haven't determined the final pairing yet, although there won't be much connection between Saito and Louise until, wait, I can't give out such a huge spoiler.
ArmorofGeddon, actually, in the Light novel, the act of being summoned made Saito understand and speak the language. (I might have given something away there :D) This was shown much later when he couldn't read or write anything in their language, and Tabitha had to teach him.
PeaceofPoo, To elaborate on my previous answer, Saito is not free. He is controlled by his own feelings and his own sense of right and wrong. A good sign of this is when Saito runs away, he has no plan, no sense of where he's going, and distances himself from the best way to get home. He stays in Tarbes even though assassins are chasing him because he enjoys it there, we are never in control of what we do. Also, there is a higher power watching over Saito, me, and I am making him miserable, because Saito being happy anywhere not in his memories isn't dramatic enough. As to the abuse bit, people are always more likely to ignore abuse coming from a woman than from a man. Especially if the woman's cute. People tend to ignore certain shortcomings, like Louise's violent tendencies, in favor of her lack of confidence, her caring nature, her desire for connection, or her sheer determination. That's a problem with the Tsundere archetype, people either ignore the violent and angry tendencies, or that's all they see and they think the character is one-dimensional.
As for why, people seem to have the inane belief that women can't hurt men because women are weak. Call it a continuation of sexism, but it is common, look up Reaction To Women Abusing Men In Public on youtube, even cops ignore it and try to laugh it off. The consequences of a woman abusing tends to be greater than if a man is doing it, because people have a preconceived image of abuse, and the abuser is always a man. It's simple sexism, and I plan to have Louise grow beyond her violent habits, though she'll still be angry.
Random Shootist / The Eight88 Commission, thank you for your help with the previous chapter, any help with this one would be appriciated.
Aishata, Thank you
Kuromaru-kun, I hope your paper went well
Shadenight123, I'm glad it was jolly good
BukakeNoJutsu, you'll enjoy the next Count Mott sighting.
Acronymous, wait for whales
Animeflunky, I'm glad you like it without knowing anything about the universe.
Saito was sitting at the table in Louise's bedroom, the M16 in pieces, as he meticulously cleaned the rifle. It was disgraceful how dirty it was. It looked like it had never been cleaned! It was hard enough improvising cleaning tools, but it almost seemed like no care was taken in maintaining this weapon. It would have jammed on every other shot. Saito hoped that when Osmond found Private Boltic's pack that he could find the cleaning kit. Of course, if there was a cleaning kit it meant that the Private never used it, and that he wasn't a very good Private.
Saito thought back to his dinner, it was tasty. Marteau had a way with food that was unparalleled. He'd have to thank him later. However for his next meal Saito had decided that he would rather eat with the school's staff. The students were annoying, especially the way Kirche was hitting on him. She lacked any kind of subtlety. Still, she would be fun in bed, Kirche was undeniably attractive.
He wouldn't act on it, of course, since his memory was still completely unreliable. He had faint memories of a girl he was with back home, though all he could remember of her was that she's his girlfriend and that she didn't like his best friend. She absolutely hated the "Censored" costume. Although, he might have broken up with her, he wasn't sure. Saito shrugged to himself as he cleaned the barrel of his new rifle.
He decided to stay faithful to a girlfriend he may or may not have. He hoped that he didn't have one, he didn't need another person back home probably in a panic over his disappearance.
Saito looked over the rifle. It was clean enough. Saito wanted to have some fun with his new toy, see how accurate he could be with Private Boltic's rifle. The rune's enhancements should make his aim incredible. However he had to keep in mind that he only had 7 thirty round magazines, that was not a lot of ammo for an assault rifle. Full-auto definitely wasn't something he would use with his new rifle.
Saito hung the rifle on his bed, and laid down to rest. He missed his bed. Nothing was quite as comforting as sleeping in his own bed. He could stop by the library tomorrow, and see if he can find any books that will help him help Louise understand void magic, or preferably information on how to get home.
Saito smiled as he felt his mattress conform to his shape. He took a deep breath, inhaling the scent of his bed. It smelled good, like Louise. Saito then grimaced as he realized something, the runes were making him enjoy Louise's scent. He didn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
"WAKE UP!"
Louise jumped at the shout. She groggily pulled herself up out of her bed that had long since been fixed of the damage Saito had earlier inflicted. She rubbed her shoulder, Saito had retaken his bed, and Louise had realized that her bed compared very poorly. Saito's bed from his home felt like a cloud or something. Even his sheets were better. His pillow too.
"Louise, pull your ass out of bed. I'm waking you up a little late."
Louise shot up. "WHAT!"
"Breakfast starts in fifteen, and your classes after that. After the classes you will be working with me on void research." Saito said as he dried his hair off.
"Why didn't you wake me up sooner! I can't miss the morning prayer!"
"I took a little longer than usual on my morning PT, then I had to bathe because I was filthy. Still no lavender-"
"Stop rambling!" Louise shouted as she pulled herself out of bed. "I need to get ready!"
"I set out your clothes, I'll be waiting in the hall."
Siesta was pacing through the kitchen, trying to calm her nerves. Her Hero was back, and while she had greeted him on his return she didn't get much of a chance to say anything to him, or even thank him for valiantly defeating the cruel Count Mott and protecting her chastity.
He was like a Hero taken out of a tale, like the great Richard Rahl or Lord Aldus(1). Although both of those figures were mages, perhaps a hero more like Ivaldi who slew an ancient dragon with but a sword. That fit her Hero much better.
Siesta picked up a plate in each hand, and walked out with the other serving staff to set out breakfast. The Nobles were all already in attendance as they all set out the plates. Siesta, however, was looking for her hero. There was one problem. He wasn't here.
The doors to Alviss dining abruptly opened, with a blushing Vallière and a bored looking Saito entering. Siesta stared as her heavily armed Hero walked to two open seats, humbly pulled one out for Louise, and took a seat next to her. Siesta then giggled when the Noble boy who occupied the seat next to Saito got up and practically ran away.
Siesta rushed forward, two plates in hand, and set them in front of her Hero. "Siesta, good morning."
"Good morning Saito." Siesta quickly said with as she bowed. "I hope the Headmaster didn't trouble you after your arrival."
Saito grinned. "I have nothing to worry about."
Miss Vallière coughed. Siesta looked over to the Noble. She forgot to get her food. "I'm terribly sorry Miss Vallière! I'll get you your meal right away!"
"Wait, Siesta." Saito casually said.
"Yes Saito?" Siesta could feel her heart throbbing.
"Could I have lunch with you today?"
Siesta tried to control her breathing, he wanted to have lunch with her! He liked her! She tried to contain her excitement as she meekly answered, "Yes."
Siesta felt like she was floating as she went to get Miss Vallière's breakfast.
Colbert set his new device on his desk. His pop-up snake device was ready, with a small application of fire magic and the steel dragon's blood he would show his students his device in action . It was composed of a long metallic tube with a metallic pipe stretching out of it. A pair of bellows were connected to the pipe and a crank was attached to the head of the cylinder. The crank was connected to a wheel on the side of the cylinder. Finally, gears were attached to the wheel and the box. Everything was ready as his students entered. Then he saw him.
It was the Familiar, Hiraga Saito. The Grave robber. To steal from the grave from someone as high ranking as Sir Boltic clearly was, after all, the man had two staves to destruction and was dressed in an incredibly durable and well made fabrics. To show such disrespect, it was disgusting.
The boy was carrying his dark green satchel, his matchless (2) musket, his talking sword, the Staff of Destruction/Em seventy-two Law, and some books. The grave robber looked down to him, and saw the device, and his eyes widened. He and Louise took a seat, his gaze focused intently on Colbert's device. All of the students were focused on his device, confusion on their faces, except for Saito. Saito had a look on his face that screamed recognition.
Colbert cleared his throat, and he started his lecture, "Firstly, who can tell me the main characteristics of the fire branch of magic?"
Kirche was the first to answer, and without a glance she languidly said, "Passion and destruction."
"That's correct! However, besides passion, only being able to destroy is a bit lonely, I think. It depends on the usage, everyone. Depending on how you use it, you can actually do some really fun things. Fire is not only for destruction, Miss Zerbst. A battlefield is not the only place where you will see it. How else can flames be used?" Colbert responded as he waited for his students to answer. he was met with utter silence. Everyone was staring back dumbly, trying to think of something other than the textbook answer Kirche gave.
Saito was reading a book, occasionally stopping to write something in a notebook. He looked up from his book, glanced around, and sighed. "Seriously? None of you can think of an answer? Cooking, smithing, disinfecting tools, smoking hide or meat to preserve it, I mean my God there are so many things you use fire for and you people can't think of anything beyond passion and destruction? How the hell do you think you stay warm during the winter?" Saito ranted, he sounded very annoyed.
"Why yes, Saito, that is absolutely correct!" Colbert proudly said. He definitely wasn't expecting the boy to actually participate in the class, and he wasn't sure what disinfecting meant. Though he could have been nicer about the answer. "In fact I'll show you all a new use for fire and a flammable oil."
"I'm guessing it uses that little engine on your table?" Saito asked.
"Saito, stop talking." Louise sighed.
"What did you call this?" Colbert asked.
"An engine. Wait, is that the first engine everyone is this world has ever seen?" Saito asked. He seemed surprised when everyone confirmed him.
"Saito Hiraga, Could you come down here and tell me what it does?" Colbert asked, he needed to know what Saito knew. To think that the Commoner Familiar would be familiar with this was unexpected.
Saito walked down, and looked over the device. He picked it up, turned it over, analyzed it. "Lets see, you start with the oil in the engine, ignite it though this small hole here. Bellows keep it ignited, as the engine works the piston in the tube cranks the crank, turns the gears, then something happens in the box. Am I right?"
"Yo-you are right! There's slightly more to it, but... Let me show you class! First, we vaporize the oil in the bellows." He stepped repeatedly on the bellows with his foot. "And then, the vaporized oil will go into this cylindrical tube." With a cautious look, Colbert stuck his wand inside a small hole he had opened. He recited an incantation. The sound of a blazing fire could suddenly be heard, and as the fire ignited the vaporized oil, the sounds changed into that of explosions. "Watch carefully everyone! Inside the metallic tube, the power from the explosions are moving the piston up and down!" The crank attached to the top of the cylinder started to move and the wheel along with it. The spinning wheel opened the door on the box. The gears began moving and a snake puppet came out from inside. "The power is transferred to the crank which spins the wheel! Look! The snake then comes out to greet us! How interesting!"
The students watched it, completely underwhelmed. "What's so special about that?"
Mr. Colbert was sad at the fact that the invention he took so much pride in had been totally chastised. Clearing his throat, he began to explain, "In this example, only a snake showed up, but say for instance this mechanism was placed on a carriage. Then, the carriage could move even without horses!"
"You could just use magic to do that. There's no need to use such a weird mechanism." After one student said that, the others started to nod in agreement.
"Everybody, listen carefully! If it is improved upon, this could run machines even without magic! I relied on my fire magic to ignite it, but say flint was used and a way to ignite it every so often was found…" Colbert was obviously getting excited, talking on and on, while the students were all wondering what was so special about it.
"Colbert's right, the engine is incredibly useful. Where I'm from it's used for transportation by everyone on a daily basis, and it's much faster than horses. I regularly went 80 miles an hour on the highway."
"80 miles an hour?" Colbert asked as he quickly did some math in his head. That was over 120 kilometers an hour! "Saito, there isn't a single airship in existence that anyone would imagine going that fast." Most airships couldn't go faster than 20 Kph. The only thing Colbert could imagine going that fast was a fire dragon, even then it was only because they could fly faster than 120 Kph.
"Colbert, can I see some of the fuel you used for this?" Saito abruptly asked.
"I was able to alchemically create it based on the blood of a metal dragon. It was-"
"Show me some." Saito quickly asked.
"When are we going to start class?" One of Colbert's students complained.
"Here's a vial of the blood." Colbert presented the clear vial.
Saito grinned, as he opened it up, and sniffed it. "I know that smell. Colbert, I can show you two things you'll have trouble wrapping your head around if you can make a dozen barrels of this."
"A dozen?" Colbert wasn't sure if he was serious.
"I'll show you something incredible right now that doesn't use magic. I'll even have a symphony play! You'd probably like Antonín Dvořák's ninth, or perhaps Adagio by Epica!"(3) Saito said in what Colbert could have sworn was a giddy tone as he ran up to his satchel and pulled out a square, flat, black thing. Saito ran back down and opened his black device. "This is a laptop computer. It uses absolutely no magic. How can I describe this? It is an... Information storage unit. It holds pictures, music, games, documents, books, you name it! It can even edit the information."
Colbert gazed at it. This small thing did all of that? It had a reflective panel, and a bunch of buttons with letters, numbers, and symbols on them. He watched as Saito pressed a small, silvery button, then the slightly reflective panel lit up. It was a window, and letters and numbers went down it! Then four squares appeared on the window, a red, green, blue, and yellow one. Then, it changed again to a image with the letters "Username" and "Password."
"This... doesn't use magic?" Montmorency asked. Colbert turned around, and saw that many of his students had congregated behind Saito to see the "Computer." Louise was right beside her Familiar.
"Magic's got nothing on this." Saito said as he tapped a few buttons and the screen changed again.
It was a picture of three people. One was a girl, with jet black hair. She was wearing a small, nervous smile, with a pair of glasses on over her blue eyes. She must have been well off, glasses were fairly hard to make and were expensive. At the center was a boy, with light blond hair and brown eyes. He had a massive smile on his face. Then there was Saito in the picture.
"Ignore the picture of me." Saito said as he made the screen change again. It was a list of names. "It has over 9000 songs on it. Here's the ninth, first movement."
"Wait, 9000-" Colbert began when music suddenly began to come out of the small device. It was melodious, beautiful, calming. Saito had flat out told him that it would play music, but an entire orchestra? "You could take music everywhere! This doesn't use magic?"
"I believe I already said that. We'll listen to this one song, then I'm shutting this off. I don't have the charger for it." Saito said. "Colbert, remember, without the engine, we wouldn't never have been able to make the parts that make this. The only way to make this is without magic."
This was beyond incredible. Something like this with no magic. No one had even imagined anything like this to be possible with magic. Colbert looked toward Saito. He never expected anything like this would come from meeting the legendary Gandàlfr. He wasn't so bad.
I grabbed my blue Zune as I finished uploading my music. I slipped on my sweatshirt as my best friend was shaking his head. "I can't believe you got a Zune, it looks so incredibly stupid."
"I'm sorry, but how is an IPod better? They both do the same thing!" I said as I left my room.
"I believe that yours has only 16 gig."
"...I got the eight." The 16 one cost an extra sixty dollars and I couldn't afford it.
"Really? Come on, that's nothing! I have 160 gig."
"Like you need that much!"
"I'm out of space!"
"...You have that much music?" All of it was definitely pirated.
"I also have a movie. Kung Pow : Enter the Fist."
"When would you have time to listen to all of that?"
"Come on, whatever I'm in the mood for I have. Want techno, Deadmau5, or maybe some Death Metal, Avenged Sevenfold, or-"
"Avenged Sevenfold is not Death Metal." I had to ask myself how he could call them a Death Metal band.
"Whatever, what I'm saying is that you have no music."
"I don't need that much."
"I saw the list on your computer, you have 20 songs. Be a pirate, it's free. I'll even get you an eye patch." He said was we stepped outside and we got on our bikes.
"I'm not going to steal!" I didn't know that I would in a month.
"It's not stealing, it's sharing illegally." He said as he put on his headphones.
"Shit!"
"What?"
"I forgot that Megumi borrowed my headphones."
My blond friend just laughed.
"Stop laughing! At least I'll have a car when I'm sixteen, you'll still be trying to fix that piece of shit Shelby." I'd eat those words in a couple of years.
It was late. Dinner time, in fact. Saito hadn't come for lunch. Siesta knew that she shouldn't get her hopes up. Saito was just so much better than she was. She should have known that he wouldn't want to come. For now, she had her job. Taking two meals to a teacher who regularly took meals in his laboratory and his guest.
"Good, we know the date. When will the next eclipse happen?" It was Saito!
"It should be this year, I'll check the date." The professor said.
"I won't get my hopes up, but hopefully a portal will open up. The records said that two Phantoms were in the air, wonder why Sasaki never said anything about that?" Siesta's eyes' widened as she opened the door. Sasaki was her Grandfather's name. She walked in carrying the food to see Saito engrossed in conversation with Professor Colbert.
"Sasaki?" Siesta half asked herself as she walked in.
"Siesta! Nice to see you! Oh! Is it lunch time?" Saito said as he turned to her, when his face suddenly fell. "It's dark outside."
"We must have lost track of time." The bespectacled Professor nervously said.
"I must have missed lunch with you and the staff, sorry about that." Siesta's spirits fell, he was expecting lunch with her and the staff? She had thought that it was going to be something that was just between the two of them!
"It's alright Saito, I understand." Siesta said with a quick bow, more out of force of habit than anything. "Also, you said something about Sasaki?"
Saito stared at her for a moment. "You're one of his granddaughters, aren't you?"
"How'd you know!"
"I can see a little Japanese in you." Saito said with a shrug. "So are you Jessica's sister or cousin?"
He knew Jessica too? "Cousin?" How did he meet all of these people? "Did you visit Tarbes?"
"Yes, we were talking about the Phantom, er, Thunder Dragon's Rainment. If all goes well, I'm going to be flying it." Saito said with a cheeky grin. Siesta couldn't believe what she was hearing, Saito was going to fix it? "Actually, Sasaki will probably be flying it first."
"Saito, if it is dinner time, shouldn't you go and see Headmaster Osmond? He should have Boltic's things."
"My God I forgot about that too! Colbert, thank you for reminding me. We should continue this tomorrow."
"Actually I'll accompany you, I'll need to talk to Old Osmond after you."
Did they forget she was here? "Um, I brought dinner?"
"Thank you miss." The kindly teacher said.
"Thanks Siesta." Saito said as he grabbed the plate and began eating. "I'll be in the library after I talk to Osmond."
"Of course!" Was he inviting her?
Osmond couldn't believe it, Colbert was supporting Gundàlfr! The teacher was sitting next to the living legend as he looked through the pack, or as he called it the "Alice." (4)
"Great, he lost it." Saito groaned.
"Lost what?" Colbert asked.
"The cleaning kit, I'll have to improvise my own." Saito grumbled as he pulled out an odd tube, with a glass like cover on a opening. Saito pointed it at Osmond. "BOOM!"
"AHHH!" Osmond screamed as he fell back before a great, bright light. Osmond looked around, he was unharmed, and Gandàlfr was laughing very loudly.
"That was unnecessary, but what is this thing?" Colbert asked.
Once Saito could contain his laughter he said, "Flashlight. It figures that he lost the cleaning kit but still has the blue and red lenses for this. What am I going to use the blue and red lenses for? Wait, he has all of them."
"Are you done?" Osmond seethed. That arrogant Gandàlfr showed him no respect.
"I'll finish in my room." Saito said as he left the office.
A cold silence fell over the room. "Why are you helping him?"
"Once you get to know him he is really quite nice."
"He's caused nothing but trouble! He's blackmailing me, the students are terrified of him, and I don't know what to do! At this point I feel we need to tell those in the capitol or they will ask why we are keeping a violent and dangerous commoner in the Academy!"
"He's only dangerous if attacked, both of his acts of violence had been when someone else started the fight. Guiche and Roger started the fights." Osmond supposed that was reasonable. "Also, you did hire Fouquet. Anyone who knew that could have blackmailed you."
"But what should we do?"
"We should let them know that Saito is Gandàlfr."
"What?"
"Well, it's better than all of the alternatives." Colbert sagely said.
He was right, of course. Osmond supposed he just wanted to hear someone else say it. He would send a message speaking of Gandàlfr's return to the Capitol.
"We should also warn them about his... defiance. Trying to order him around won't end well, and we cannot say that he is a self professed Heretic. I don't know what we should say about the Staff of Destruction, but we cannot try to take it from him. After all, he knows how to use it, trying to take it would be tantamount to suicide."
"Last thing I want to do is upset him, he does have Sir Boltic's equipment." Who knew what that equipment was capable of, someone as high-ranking as the wielder of two Staves of Destruction must have had some incredible equipment that was now firmly in Saito's hands.
"Osmond, I don't think Saito desecrated Sir Boltic's burial." Osmond quickly turned his gaze toward Colbert. How could he say that? "I don't think Saito would have done what he did if it desecrated the burial. We also have to keep in mind that they're from the same country."
"And they're both Heretics." Osmond finished. The man who saved his life didn't even believe in Brimir the same way as him. "Christopher Boltic was probably more like Saito, then he was like us. He couldn't even speak our language." It was odd to think of his savior that way. As a man condemned to Damnation. A tragic fate for such a good man, to be damned for simply having the wrong beliefs.
"I suppose Saito does speak multiple languages." Colbert sighed.
"He does?"
"Oh yes, he mentioned it while I was teaching him how to read runes. He's actually picking it up very quickly. He said his experience with "Katakana" and "Hiragana" made it much easier."
"How smart is Gandàlfr?"
"Incredibly, we actually had a discussion on magic theory! He may not be knowledgeable on the subject but his insight is very helpful!"
Osmond sighed, it was just yesterday that Colbert was stunned into silence at how disrespectful Gandàlfr was, now he couldn't stop praising him.
Saito was walking back to Louise's room, he needed to drop off the ALICE. He avoided looking up, it was just so, unfamiliar. Not seeing the big dipper, or any familiar star formations. Especially the two moons, it was just so... different. Saito let out a sigh as he stepped inside and walked up the stairs. He hadn't made any progress in understanding void, or magic in general. Though he did find an ally in Jean Colbert.
Saito opened the door to Louise's room, and sat at the table in the center. Louise was sitting at her desk, gazing into her mirror as she brushed her hair. "I didn't see you anywhere after Professor Colbert's class."
"I was busy with Colbert." Saito said as he opened up the bag and took out about 16 MREs. (5) Saito opened one. It had chili and macaroni, a cheese spread, crackers, a small packet of Tabasco, an FRH (6), some powder cocoa to flavor water, a molasses cookie, and tootsie rolls. "Sweet, candy! And toilet paper! This is awesome!" Saito missed toilet paper.
"What are you talking about?" Louise asked as she turned around.
"Have a tootsie roll!" Saito said as he threw one of the candies to Louise. He chuckled at Louise's failed attempt to catch it. "They're tasty!"
"Where did you get this."
"Boltic had it in his pack. I wonder if the cheese spread is still any good?" Saito wondered aloud. "Oh, I can make some hot cocoa!" Saito felt giddy, it was like a taste of home. A poorly made taste of home but a taste of home nonetheless.
There was a sudden clawing sound at the door. Saito ignored it as he opened the packet holding the cookie. It was hard as a rock, but he tried to bite into it anyway.
"Who's there?" Louise shouted. No response. Saito grinned as he finally broke off a piece of the 40 year old cookie. It needed milk. "I'm coming." Louise said as the clawing sound continued.
The door suddenly opened and a big red lizard with a flaming tail fell in. It then charged strait at Saito.
(1) Guess what stories these characters are from. Aldus should be easy, Richard Rahl should be harder
(2) The earliest guns used slow burning fuses to ignite the gunpowder. The use of clockwork or flintlock mechanisms developed shortly after, but weren't heavily used until about a century later.
(3) The first movement of like Antonín Dvořák's ninth symphony and Adagio are the same song, though Adagio by Epica does have more rock in it. Both are absolutely beautiful. For those of you wondering, Adagio/the first movement is about 10min long.
(4) All-purpose Lightweight Individual Carrying Equipment, or ALICE
(5) Meals-Ready-to-Eat
(6) Flameless Ration Heater
AN : Who hasn't been giddy over 40 year old candy? And who could imagine going weeks without toilet paper? Either way, this took way too long, and I kept removing and editing things. I spent a month on one conversation that I just got rid of. I put this up because I knew this was taking too long, and being sick for the past week gave me some extra time to spend on this.
Also, Saito owned a Zune, and really, who owns a Zune?
So if any of you and to thank anyone for this, thank the flu.
Also, I recently found a webcomic, Bittersweet Candy Bowl, love it.
Anyway, read and Review
This is Lee, and I'm out!