A/N: An update! Finally! Yay. -coughs- Um, yeah, hello again, though. I am very sorry I took this long to update. School took over. Anyway, don't listen to me anymore. I've missed my readers and the crazy dares, and of course the cast does too!
Ed: Who says?! At least 60 people have called me short in this whole damn thing!!
You've been counting? Really? You're such a dork.
Ed: I AM NOT!!
Oh shut up, shrimp. I hope you enjoy this silly excuse of a chapter.
Ed: -screams indignantly about not being a shrimp-
Note: If people are wondering if the characters are OOC, just think of what they've been through with this whole thing. Also, consider the host. Do you really think they wouldn't have been driven crazy by now? The author is just gone. LONG gone. Her mind has taken a vacation and shows no signs of coming back.
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Ed, make your brother go to therapy about 'loving' animals too much.
Heaven's Blade Hell's Gauntlet
Ed: Make...Al...go...to...therapy? Really?
Sky: Yeah, is it so hard?
Ed: -glances at her- I think I know someone else who should be going...
Sky: Yeah... -blinks and then throws a wrench at his head- WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING CRAZY?!?!
Ed: -winces and rubs head- Ow...
Roy: Has she gotten more violent in the past few months while we were on break?
Hughes: Yep. School's been driving her crazy
Sky: Damn right.
Roy: Oh, please, Sky-san. I have a mountain of paperwork everyday, what's the difference?
Sky: Don't make me throw a wrench at you
Roy: -sticks out tongue-
Sky: -glares and throws three wrenches at his head and his groin-
Roy: -squeaks oddly and falls to the ground, twitching-
Sky: -smiles evilly-
Hughes: -shakes head- Some ladies' man you are
Roy: Hughes...shut...up...
Sky: -sighs- Let's get on with the dare...
Ed: Sure, but I really don't think Al should be the one who goes...
Sky: -raises a wrench threateningly-
Ed: -squeals and backs away, hands over his face- Don't hurt me!
Sky: -smirks-
Roy: -has recovered- I didn't know you were so scared of little girls, Full Metal
Ed: I'm not scared, dammit!
Roy: Sure you aren't. She's shorter than you!
Hughes: -backs away from Sky- Uh, Roy...? I really don't think you should have said that
Sky: WHO THE (BEEP) HELL ARE YOU CALLING (BEEP) SMALL YOU SAD (BEEP) EXCUSE FOR A (BEEP) COLONEL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Roy: -cowers behind Hughes- I didn't mean it!
Sky: -glares murderously-
Roy: -laughs nervously-
Hughes: -shakes head-
Ed: You know, are we ever going to do that dare?
Sky: -turns to face him, completely normal- I think you mean, whether you should do it
Ed: Uh? Oh, right....heheh....um...
Sky: -sighs- Get on with it already...I'm bored...
Ed: You're always bored. You have the shortest attention span I've ever seen
Sky: -glares-
Ed: -backs away, hands held up in a gesture of peace- That's not what I meant!!
Sky: It better not be
Ed: -laughs nervously- Um...Al! Come on out!
Al: -appears, looking around in confusion- How did I get here? I was just feeding--uh...
Ed: -smiles sweetly- Just what were you feeding, Al? Hm?
Al: Uh, nothing, brother
Ed: Right. -grabs Al's arm and drags him towards the door-
Al: Where are we going, brother?
Ed: A very special place, Al...
Sky: A place with kittens galore--
Al: -looks excited- Kittens?
Sky: --and padded walls.
Al: ???
Sky: -puts him in a straight-jacket- There.
Ed: -picks up Al and runs outside, laughing crazily-
Al: Where am I going? Brother! Put me down!! What about the kittens?!
Ed: Forget about the damn cats already!! -is tackled by a cat- -screams- YOU DAMN SON OF A (BEEP) BITCH CAT!!!!!
Al: -is sitting calmly on a couch in the therapist's office- I wonder where the doctor is...
Sky: -turns around the chair behind the desk, puts feet on desk and flips through a book- All right, what are you here for?
Al: Sky-san?
Sky: Yep. I'm your therapist.
Al: Oh geez... -mutters- You are the last person I would go to...
Sky: What was that?
Al: Uh, nothing!
Sky: I'm not crazy if that's what you're thinking...
Al: Um...
Sky: Okay! -slams book on desk- What are you in therapy for?
Al: Um...I have no idea, actually
Sky: -tilts her head to the side in confusion- Really? Hm...
Al: Why am I in a straight-jacket?
Sky: 'Cause your in therapy
Al: -mutters- For no reason...
Sky: You're right!!! Let's go get your brother!! -jumps onto the desk and to the floor, running out laughing crazily-
Al: Uh-oh. -blinks and tries to get out of the straightjacket- -calls after Sky- Uh, Sky-san? I think you forgot something! Let me out! -hears screams and explosions- Actually, I think I'll just stay right here...
Okay those dares were awesome and random! And now I am just plain bored.
Useless and Lazy, Ed, Envy, Hughes, Winry: Heard of Caramelldansen? Do the dance! Yes, I love toturing Envy.
Wrath: -gives him sugar- Glomp Spree! Ed, you must join! No glomping Al!
Sky: Keep up the good work! FMA forever!!
Jrockonhigh
Sky: -starts laughing uncontrollably-
Ed: -to Roy- What's wrong with her?
Roy: We're wondering the same thing, Ed
Hughes: -shrugs-
Sky: I just saw the video on the way you're supposed to dance to...and... -giggles non-stop-
Ed: -blinks-
Roy: What are you talking about?
Hughes: What video?
Sky: -shows them-
Ed: We're supposed to dance?
Roy: Like that?
Sky: Yep! -smiles innocently-
Ed: NO WAY IN HELL!!!
Roy: Are you serious?!
Hughes: What's so bad about it? It looks fun!
Roy: -to Hughes- You're crazy! -turns to Sky- And you! Don't even get me started!
Sky: -blinks- What the hell are you talking about?
Roy: There is no word to describe you! At all! None!
Sky: -to Hughes- Has he gone off the deep end or something?
Roy: I'M NOT CRAZY!!
Sky: I wouldn't be too sure about that
Roy: AGH!!! -pulls out hair-
Sky: -giggles- You'll lose your fangirls if you do that
Ed: -looks at Roy and then Sky- Do we only have to do it once?
Sky: -nods- Let me get the others, and then you can do it. 'Kay? Okey-dokey!! Let's go! -skips off-
Ed: I think she's high on something.... -is suddenly hit with five wrenches-
Sky: I heard that!!!
Ed: Ow... is she trying to kill us?
Hughes: Didn't you read the contract when we signed up for this? It said we were subject to bodily harm if we pissed off the host...and she meant it quite literally...
Ed: What contract? I never signed no damn contract!!
Roy: Don't talk like a hillbilly
Ed: -glares- Oh shut up, colonel "always changing his name"
Roy: -glares back- It's not my fault!
Ed: Yeah, it is. Everyone hates you.
Sky: -appears, dragging Envy and Winry behind her- Okay! Do the dance now!
Envy: This is stupid
Sky: Aw, don't be like that Envy-kun
Envy: -glares- I. Am. Not. Doing. It.
Sky: Please?
Envy: Didn't you hear me? I said no!
Sky: -pouts-
Envy: -growls- Fine. Only if I have to do this damn thing once
Sky: -squeals- Yay!
Winry: Are we going to start?
Sky: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! You're being smart for once! Good girl! -pats Winry on the head-
Winry: -looks at her like she's crazy-
Sky: Don't look at me like that. -runs to stereo and starts the music-
Ed: -goes towards Roy before Winry grabs him- Dance with me so I don't have to dance with her. -points to Winry-
Roy: -looks at Winry and back at Ed- -nods and picks up Ed-
Ed: What the hell are you doing?
Roy: -places him on his feet and starts dancing-
Hughes: -dances with Gracia-
Winry: -starts dancing and trips over her feet-
Sky: -laughs evilly- -goes to find Wrath and takes him back to the others- Here, Wrath-chan. Have some candy. –to the side- I can't believe I would actually do this…
Wrath: Yay! -jumps up and down and grabs candy- -glomps Ed-
Ed: -falls over-
Wrath: -laughs and claps hands together-
Ed: I'll get you kid! -lunges toward Wrath-
Wrath: -squeaks and runs away-
Ed: Get back here!
Sky: -sighs as they run around her- Can you two stop behaving like idiots now? You're making a scene...
Wrath: -stops, but is glomped by Ed-
Ed: Come and get me!
Wrath: -runs after Ed-
Ed: -laughs crazily as he glomps people-
Sky: O-kay then...that's not exactly a glomp spree, but whatever.
This just keeps getting better and better.
Lets see,
Hughes: Show Winry every photo you have ever taken for the rest of this fic.
Envy: Turn into Winry and let everyone do whatever to you.
Everyone except Winry go to a ski lodge and have fun
The Gator
Sky: Ah. He already does that
Hughes: Ooh! Cool! I get to do it again!
Sky: -grabs Winry and ties her to a chair-
Hughes: I have new pictures for you! Here's one of Elicia-chan, when she... -goes on and on and on-
Winry: -glares at Sky-
Sky: -smirks-
Envy: -transforms into Winry- This has to be the second time I've turned into the bitch. –shivers and rubs skin- Where is the justice?
Sky: You don't get any unfortunately, Envy-kun
Ed: WINRY!! -leaps at Envy and tries to disembowel him-
Envy: Hey! Watch it, pipsqueak!!
Ed: I'M NOT A (beep) PIPSQUEAK!!
Sky: -sighs-
Izumi: GET HER!! -charges towards Envy/Winry with Mason, Sig, Wrath, Lust, Gluttony, Roy, Havoc, Riza, and Greed behind her-
Ed: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! -waves a torch and his automail blade, laughing maniacally-
Envy: -screams like a girl trying to get away-
Sky: -shakes head- Everyone's crazy now
Winry: -sarcastic- I wonder why...?
Sky: -glares and hits her with a wrench- -claps hands- All right everyone!! Except Whiny here! Let's go to a ski resort and have fun!! Except Whiny!!
All: Wh00t!!
Silver Candle
I laughed at the part where Scar turned into a chibi. He's so cute as one.
Havoc
(laughs at VelvetSin being handcuffed to Havoc)
I dare you to chase Roy with a chainsaw.
Mustang
I dare you to legally change your name to Roy Dingbat!
i dare you to dress like a drag queen and confuse the heck out of Falman.
A Crazed Sue
Sky: I know, isn't he? -smirks-
Havoc: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! -chases Roy with a chainsaw- FEAR MY AWESOME CHAINSAW OF DEATH!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Roy: AGH!!! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! MOMMY!!!
Sky: He is such a baby, it puts infants to shame
Ed: Ain't that the truth?
Roy: -is dragged back by Sky-
Sky: All right, now you have to change your name
Roy: Again?
Sky: Is that a problem?
Roy: Why do I always have to change my name?
Sky: Because you're supposed to
Roy: Why?
Sky: Stop being such a baby
Roy: No
Sky: No, you don't want to stop being a baby, or no, you don't want to change your name?
Roy: I'm not a baby! And no, I don't want to change my name for the thousandth time!!
Sky: You haven't complained this much before...is the stress getting to you or something?
Roy: -in a high-pitched voice- Stress? No, I'm not stressed. Why would you even think that? -pulls at hair-
Sky: -shakes head- Here, I changed your name already. I forged your signature
Roy: -collapses-
Sky: -sighs- -picks him up and drags him behind her- Come on, we have to get you dressed
Roy: For what? ...No, on second thought, I don't want to know
Sky: -forces him into drag queen outfit- Hell, Mustang. You make a pretty good drag queen.
Roy: -scowls- Shut the hell up
Sky: No. –sticks tongue out- Now go talk to Falman
Roy: Why?
Sky: Because… -whispers in his ear-
Roy: -blinks-
Sky: -pushes him towards Falman- Go get him!
Roy: Grr… -goes to Falman- Hey, Falman.
Falman: -blinks- Sir...is that you?
Roy: Don't. Ask. Don't. Ever. Repeat. What. You. Saw. To. Anyone.
Falman: ...
Sky: -takes pictures-
Roy: GAH!! STOP IT!! -chases after her-
Sky: HA HA, CAN'T CATCH ME!! WAHAHAHAHA!!
Falman: ...What have I gotten myself into?
A/N: That's all for now. I apologize again for taking so long, but I will try to update as soon as possible. HOWEVER, it is possible that this might be the last chapter. If it is, I had a ton of fun writing this. Love all my reviewers!
Ciao! ~Sky