A/N: No reviews for the last chapter? Aw.... Anyways, I don't own Vesperia. Please enjoy!
Conditions: This plays when you're in Mantaic after you gain Ba'ul's Horn.
Who's Who: Yuri is Normal, Raven is Bold, Repede is Italics, Karol is Underlined, Rita is Bold and Italics, Judith is Italics and Underlined
Trio of Pranksters
Hey, old man.
Yeah? What is it?
We just got our hands on some interesting information.
Woof!
Oh? What info is that?
We hear that Judith's swimming in the lake right now.
(perverse giggle) Oh, reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? She in a bikini?
Actually, from all the complaints the villagers have been giving us, it seems like she's only in her birthday suit.
(gasps) Boy! You tellin' me the truth!?
Yup! But you may wanna hurry; I hear Rita's getting pissed at Judy 'flaunting it', as she puts it.
Woof!
(gasps) No! (looks around) I'll be right back boys; ol' Raven's got some 'personal business' to attend to. (leaves)
Hook, line, and sinker.
Oh, poor Raven's going to be in for a surprise when he gets to the water.
Woof!
Let's see. It should happen in 3, 2, 1… (explosion off screen)
(runs in) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! I swear! I didn't want to see YOU of all people, honest! (runs off)
(runs in and growls) I'm going to kill you, you perverse scum bag! NO ONE sees me naked and gets away with it! Stalagmite!
(off screen) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I'm not done with you yet! Come back here! (runs off)
Man, we're good.
Hahahahaha! Oh, Raven….
Woof!
(enters) Did I miss anything?
Yuri has earned the title of "Master Prankster": He is capable of pulling the wool over anyone's eyes. Literally.
Karol has earned the title of "Prankster-in-Training": One learning the ways of comedy from the master.
Repede has earned the title of "Prankster's Sidekick": The loyal sidekick who enjoys pranks just as much, if not more, than his partner.
Raven has earned the title of "Prankster's Victim": A poor sap who got duped by the master. And it won't be the last time, either.
A/N: Thanks to johnnyd2 for inspiring this idea. johnny, I'm sorry that I was unable to do your idea for a Vesperia one-shot. (I don't write lemons or limes. XP) I am unable to write what you wanted me to write; I hope this sorta makes up for it.