Irma vs. Azula

Far from Agrabah, in a landscape of snow and ice, the tower Irma, Chris, and Hay Lin were in landed and broke in half, throwing Irma onto the ground. The girl looked around but there was no sign of Chris or Hay Lin.

"Chris?" Irma called. "Chris!"

Suddenly a small lump of snow moved and Irma ran over to it, Hay Lin close behind her. Irma began to dig Chris out quickly. "I'm so sorry, Chris! This is all my fault! I should have freed Yan Lin when I had the chance!" Then she uncovered Chris who was shivering.

"Are you all right little man?" His sister asked.

"Y-y-y-yeah, I-I-I'm g-g-good," Chris stuttered.

Irma took her jacket off and wrapped it around her brother scooping him up. "I'm so sorry little brother. I screwed everything up. I have to set things right!"

"Irma, Chris!"

The two of them looked and saw Hay Lin whose skirt and long pigtails were caught under the tower.

"Mind giving a stuck girl a hand?" She asked.

Irma and Chris knelt down next to her and Chris started to gently pull Hay Lin's pigtails out and Irma took out a knife and cute Hay Lin's skirt. Suddenly the tower started to roll toward the three. Irma grabbed Chris, but there was nowhere to run. Then the girls spotted a window in the tower and dove into the window while the tower rolled over them leaving them unharmed.

"Woo ho!" Hay Lin cheered jumping up.

"Yeah, all right!" Irma cried pumping her fists. Chris who was literally frozen on top of Irma's head in fear gave a squeak and then fell onto the ground. Irma smirked and picked up her brother while Hay Lin grew in size. Then Irma and Chris jumped onto Hay Lin.

"Now back to Agrabah let's go!" Irma cried.

Meanwhile in the palace Hakoda and Katara were dressed like puppet and tied onto strings suspended in mid-air while Ty Lee shoved rolls in their mouths. Azula watched this with a smirk on her face as she sat on her snake throne in dark red and gold armor. Sokka was dressed in fire nation slave robes and was in chains watching as his sister and father were being made into fools.

"Azula make that circus freak stop!" Sokka cried angrily.

Azula sighed and made a signal for Ty Lee to stop. Ty Lee scowled and shoved one more roll into Hakoda's mouth. Azula pulled on Sokka's chains with a smirk.

"It so sad to see a strong worrier like yourself reduced to becoming a slave, Sokka," Azula said. "A man like you should be by the side of the most powerful woman in the world as my king. What do you say?"

Sokka put a hand to his chin in thought. "Hmm how about…NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!" He cried as he grabbed a glass of punch and threw the whole thing at Azula's face.

Azula stood up angrily and shot a blast of magic at Sokka sending him flying. "I'll teach you some respect!" She cried. Then she thought of something and smirked. "Oh Yan Lin," She called.

The Genie looked up at the sorceress with a sad look on her face. "Yes master?" She asked.

"I have decided on my final wish," Azula said. "I wish for Prince Sokka to fall in love with me."

Sokka's jaw dropped. "You've got to be kidding me!"

Unbeknown to people inside, Hay Lin, Irma, and Chris flew up to a palace window.

Back inside Yan Lin tried to explain the rules to Azula. "Uh master, there are a few provisos and a couple of-"

"Don't talk back to me you old fool!" Azula cried. "You do as I order you to do, slave!"

Then Sokka looked up and saw Irma, Hay Lin, and Chris creeping into the window. He smiled widely at Irma, but she put a finger to her lips, telling him to be quiet. The prince thought for a minute then smirked at Azula.

"Hey Azula," He called. "You know I've never noticed that you're quite gorgeous when you're angry."

Yan Lin's jaw dropped and Azula smirked. "That's better," Azula said. "Now, strong guy, tell me more about myself."

"You're powerful, a prodigy," Sokka said.

Yan Lin looked away from the scene disgusted. Then she saw Irma, Chris, and Hay Lin.

"Irma! Granddaughter! Chris, little buddy!" She said a bit too loud.

"Shh!" All three told Yan Lin.

Yan Lin turned to make sure Azula or Ty Lee hadn't noticed and then zipped over to her friends.

"Irma I can't help you with this one. I work for Ms. Psychopath now! What are we gonna do?!" Yan Lin cried.

"Hey I'm a street rat remember? I'll just improvise!" Irma said sneaking off towards the lamp as Sokka continued to sweet talk Azula.

"What else?" Azula asked.

"You're hair is so shiny," Sokka said putting his arm around Azula's shoulder. (A/N Okay just for the record I felt SO awkward typing this!) As the prince did this he signaled for Irma that it was safe to get closer to the lamp.

Ty Lee who was now reclining on a small couch eating a bowl of fruit suddenly noticed Irma. She shot up. "Azu-!"

She was cut off when Hay Lin and Chris pounced on her and all three began to wrestle.

"What about the street rat?" Azula asked.

Sokka shrugged. "What street rat?" He asked aloofly.

In Hay Lin, Chris, and Ty Lee's struggle they accidentally knocked over the bowl making a loud crash. Azula whipped around to see what was going on. Before she saw Irma, Sokka did something he knew was NOT going to be pleasant. He spun Azula around and kissed her.(A/N GAG ME!) During this he was thinking. 'This is so wrong. This is so wrong! THIS IS SOOOOO WRONG!!'

When she saw Sokka and Azula kissing, Irma's jaw might as well have hit the floor. Yan Lin fainted, Ty Lee's eyebrows shot straight up in shock, and Chris and Hay Lin's jaws dropped.

"What the freak?!" They whispered.

When Azula and Sokka pulled away, Azula smirked. "That was…" She trailed off when she saw Irma's reflection in the dropped wine glass on the floor. "YOU!" She screamed. "How many times do I have to kill you, you little brat!?" Azula cried.

As she lifted her scepter to strike at Irma, Sokka grabbed onto it, but Azula shot him down with a blast of magic. Then Irma grabbed Azula, holding her arms down.

"Get the lamp, Sokka!" She cried.

Sokka started running to run toward the lamp, but Azula threw Irma off and shot a blast of magic at Sokka. "Oh highness, your time is up!"

Suddenly Sokka was trapped in a giant hourglass with sand starting to trickle onto him. "Sokka!" Irma gasped. She ran over to the hourglass and tried to break it with her fists, but to no avail.

Azula laughed. "Nice try, but the glass will only break if you defeat me and not much a chance of that happening is there?"

On the sidelines Ty Lee laughed. "Nice shot Azu-" BAM!

Chris and Hay Lin had thrown a bowl at Ty Lee. "JUST SHUT UP!!" They both cried.

Azula turned to the two of them. "Don't toy with me!" Then she shot magic at the both of them and turned them into little toys.

"Chris! Hay Lin!" Irma cried.

"Things are starting to get a little crazy, huh Lair? Do you get the point?" Azula asked.

Suddenly swords surrounded Irma blocking her way to the lamp. Azula grabbed the lamp and laughed. Irma took hold of a sword and ran out.

""Things are heating up!" Azula said as fire appeared around her.

"Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?!" Irma cried.

"A snake am I?" Azula asked. Then she began to turn into a giant snake and rose high into the air. "PERHAPSS YOU LIKE TO SSSEE HOW SSSSNAKELIKE I CAN BE!" Azula lunged toward Irma, but the girl dodged and slashed Azula across the face with the sword.

Yan Lin stood on the sidelines in a cheerleading outfit with the letter 'I' on her sweater. "RICKEM! ROCKEM! RACKEM! RACK! STICK THAT SWORD INTO THAT SNAKE!" The genie cried.

"YOU SSSTAY OUT OF THIS!" Azula shouted at her.

Yan Lin then held up a small flag with the letter 'A' on it. "Azula, Azula, she's our girl, if she can't do it GREAT!" She cried.

"Irma!" Sokka cried. The sand was quickly burying him.

"Hold on!" Irma cried to him. She quickly back flipped and stabbed Azula in the back with the sword.

"AAAAAGGHHH!" Azula screamed.

Irma quickly ran back to the hourglass and rose the sword to strike it into the glass to break it. Suddenly Azula's coils wrapped around Irma, making her drop the sword, and the girl was lifted into the air. Sokka and Yan Lin watched in shock as Azula started to squeeze the life out of Irma.

"You pathetic fool! Did you honestly think you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!?" Azula cried.

Ty Lee smirked evilly. "Squeeze her Azula, Squeeze her like a-"

Yan Lin banged Ty Lee on the head with a sliver tray knocking the girl unconscious.

Azula laughed and ranted some more. "Without Yan Lin, you're nothing!"

Irma's eyes widened. "Yan Lin? Yan Lin!" She looked at Azula with a smirk. "Yan Lin has more power then you'll ever have!"

"WHAT?!" Azula screamed.

"Think about it! Yan Lin gave you your power. She can take it away!" Irma cried.

"Uh, Irma why are you bringing me into this?" Yan Lin chuckled nervously.

"Face it Azula! You're still just second best!" Irma cried.

Azula's eyes widened in shock. "You're right! Her power far exceeds my own…" Then she slowly directed her gaze to the genie. "…But not for long."

Azula started to slow move around Yan Lin who laughed nervously. "She's crazy! One too many hits with the snake!" Yan Lin said.

"Yan Lin I make my final wish!" Azula cried. "I wish to be AN ALL POWERFUL GENIE!!"

The top of Sokka's head was the only thing visible of him at this point.

Yan Lin sighed. "As you command, master." Then she turned to Irma. "Way to go, Irma." The woman turned back to Azula. "Here you go, Voldemort!" She cried shooting a blast of magic at Azula. Azula slowly lost her snake form and turned into a dark red genie with bright yellow eyes. "Yes! The power!" She cried.

Irma, now free, broke the hourglass, freeing Sokka.

"THE ABOSLUTE POWER!" Azula cried.

"What have you done?!" Sokka cried.

"Just trust me!" Irma told him.

Azula didn't know it, but a dark lamp suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"The universe is mine to command! To control!" Azula cried.

"Hey Azula, aren't you forgetting something?" Irma called up to her.

Azula looked down in surprise when she saw Irma pick up the lamp. The street rat smirked as she held up the lamp. "You wanted to be an all powerful genie you got it!"

"What?!" Azula cried in shock when magical chains appeared on her wrists.

"And everything that goes with it!" Irma cried.

"No, no, no, no, no, NO!!" Azula screamed as she started to get sucked into the lamp. Ty Lee tried to run away, but Azula grabbed her. "Hey, let me go! I'm getting out of here! I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!"

"Phenomenal cosmic powers…!" Irma cried as the evil genie and her sidekick got sucked into the lamp. "…Itty bitty living space!" She laughed.

"Irma you're a genius!" Yan Lin cried.

Suddenly everything turned back to normal. Chris and Hay Lin were returned to humans and Katara and Hakoda were back in their royal clothes with the palace exactly where it should be.