Non-Canon

Almost no context behind the fights, let's get into this.

Coco Adel, leader of Team CFVY, a second year team at Beacon Academy. Her weapon is a powerful minigun. It can change into a purse for easy carry, but it also can be used as a devastating melee weapon for even though it is compact all the weight of the weapon is still contained within.

Heavy Weapons Guy, the strongest class out of all the mercenaries with a wide assortment of miniguns, and is a monster in close combat. He gets no upgrades.

Both combatants are not aiming to kill each other so their weapons have been appropriately changed to reflect this.

Amity Coliseum

The stage was set for the upcoming battle. A quarter of the stage was made into hilly terrain full of rocks, another a ruined urban area, and the other half was made into a dense forest with a river running through it. The hilly terrain has small valleys and dips along with its bumpy hills. The ruined urban setting's identical to in the show.

Our two fighters approach each other from opposite ends of the stage. Heavy approaching from the forest, and Coco from the hills.

"Ready for this?" Coco asked the large Russian man, her weapon still in its purse form.

"Heavy is always ready for battle." The Russian responded, his Minigun out but not revved yet.

"Alright..." The huntress unfolded her weapon to its active form, doing it in a way that was meant to intimidate. "...just try not to get my clothes dirty."

"I make no promises." He responded simply, giving her the friendly smile of a rival to which she kindly returned.

FIGHT!

Both combatants opened up on each other with their miniguns. Thousands of bullets a minute combined flew through the air as both combatants tore into each other with their high rate of fire miniguns. With that being said, hundreds of bullets also struck each fighter, but both held strong through the relentless exchange. Heavy found himself to be having the easier time since the mystery custom cartridge his Miniguns fires is far more powerful than the smaller, less powerful, dust cartridge used by Coco's weapon. This was something that the girl found to be a huge problem since her aura began draining rapidly as a result from the heavier hitting rounds. Heavy was holding fairly strong even though a lot of the bullets struck him, but he's faced so much worse pain than this and he's now moving forward, pushing Coco back.

The fire rate of both their miniguns was more or less the same, but that's only if Heavy's Miniguns didn't behave so strangely. Coco noticed that oddly enough, Heavy's minigun appeared to shoot 4 bullets at a time compared to her 1 bullet at a time. Normal miniguns, despite their multiple barrels and high fire rate, can only shoot 1 bullet at a time. This was no time to be wondering how anomalous his weapon was, for Coco was losing steadily in this contest of endurance and firepower here.

Deciding now was probably a good time to retreat, Coco rolled back while shifting her weapon back into its purse form so that she would have an easier time running away. Heavy saw the girl turn her back and he kept shooting in her direction, but he stopped once she was out of effective range so he didn't waste any ammo. With a confident grin the Russian followed after the much faster girl who had ran into the forest.

"You cannot hide!" Heavy yelled after her, to which he got no response from the girl since she already disappeared into the treeline.

While Heavy made his way over as fast as he could, Coco hid behind a tree and stopped to recover a bit. The fashionista was aching a bit from taking those heavy hitting rounds, but she had enough aura reserve left to heal her to full strength. Checking her purse to see how much bullets she had left in her minigun, she saw that her ammo belt was near depleted and was in need of a reload. Peeking behind the tree to make sure Heavy had not found her yet, she saw the man with his Minigun raised, scanning his surroundings for her. Seeing that she was clear to reload her weapon, she reached for the ammo belt that was on her...belt, and fed it into her purse.

Unlike Heavy who still had about maybe 125 rounds in reserve (technically 500 if you count how his minigun shoots 4 bulets at a time, somehow...), Coco did not carry nearly as much ammo. The belt that she always feeds into her minigun initially has 100 bullets, and the belt wrapped around her waist contains an additional 100. This means she only has 100 bullets, not including the few left on the other belt.

With a click that assured her that the belt was correctly placed into the purse and bullets will feed properly, she shifted her weapon back into minigun form. Taking a deep breath before she engaged Heavy again, she peeked over the side once more to see if she can get the drop on him. You can imagine how wide here eyes went when bullets riddled the tree she was behind. It turns out that Heavy had heard all the noise her minigun was making. He heard the click but wasn't sure initially, but then her weapon's noisy transformation betrayed her. With that, Coco is pinned behind the tree from the murderous fire while Heavy slowly moved forward. The girl desperately looked around for any options that didn't involve her taking unnecessary damage as her cover was beginning to chip away.

On the other side of the tree, the Russian kept pouring his fire onto her location. He knew that the tree was cutting away with every bullet, so he decided to keep shooting until the tree fell over. Eventually, the tree reached that point where it couldn't stand anymore and it began creaking slowly towards Heavy's direction until it totally snapped and started falling rapidly. It was no problem for Heavy though as he simply stepped out of the way of the falling tree and kept his minigun aimed at Coco...

...only to find she wasn't there. In momentary confusion, he stopped revving his Minigun and stared at the spot for a moment.

"Huh..." The Russian scratched his head. Then, a voice sounded off behind him, causing him to turn his head back in awe.

"Looking for someone?" Coco said cheekily, giving a just as cheeky smile with her minigun trained on him. Apparently, Coco had climbed up the tree and had used it falling to sneakily get behind Heavy. Her significantly smaller body was able to hide her climbing as Heavy cut the tree down with bullets.

The Russian man turned to face her with his own Minigun, but Coco had already opened fire the moment she saw him bring his gun to bear. The girl cheered to herself when a few lucky shots hit Heavy's hands, forcing him to drop his beloved weapon. Now that he was unarmed, she stopped shooting at him and held him at gunpoint.

"Looks like I win." She said smugly, tilting her head down enough so that her sunglasses slid down a bit to reveal her brown eyes giving a just as smug look.

Heavy hesitated a bit as he couldn't believe that this girl got the drop on him just like that, but he eventually stood up straight and nodded his head. Suddenly, the Russian man made his fingers into a pistol shape and pointed it at her. Coco tilted her head to the side and raised an unsure brow. A kind of smile that was cocky but intrigued creeped on her face.

"What? You're gonna shoot me with your imagina-"

"POW!"

An unseen force instantly struck Coco body, making her slide backwards as a result. Due to her aura, she held strong and looked back at Heavy with a combination of surprise and anger with this surprise attack. However, the only thing she saw coming at her was Heavy's fist as the man quickly closed the short gap between them and clocked her in the face. The punch was powerful enough to make Coco stumble back, but the girl recovered quickly and backflipped away before he can get any further hits in. Now that Heavy's too close for her to use the minigun, Coco shifted it back into a purse and got ready for close combat.

Puzzling enough, Coco saw Heavy eating a large and raw steak. She didn't know about the food item's effects and thought it was a little strange that he'd take the time to eat it in battle, but she otherwise waved it away as it just being a weird mercenary thing.

She stood straight with her purse held by the strap, facing the Russian man as she approached her. Coco's eyes tightened on him, no longer feeling amused by all this. Those eyes immediately opened up though when she realized her sunglasses were missing. Patting around her body for her precious sun specs, she gasped upon seeing that they were laying on the ground, broken after Heavy punched her in the face.

"Oh, you're gonna regret that..." She said in a low threatening growl.

"Then make Heavy." The Russian said, punching his fists together where Coco was surprised to see them glow with red electricity.

There was no time to think about what the glow could mean as Heavy came at her with a left jab. Coco ducked under it and threw her purse in an overhead swing that missed but she was able to pull back before Heavy could land a hit. Though she pulled back, Heavy quickly followed her and managed a critical hit right on her belly. She was taken aback so much by how powerful critical hits were, and the Russian knew this well. Heavy pushed the advantage of surprise and kept hitting punch after punch. Even when Coco was able to block the punches, a lot of the power of Heavy's fists still went through and ended up breaking most of the blocks. Coco could feel the fists drain her aura with every hit, and she was beginning to ache and feel sore from the loss of aura. Seeing that it was hopeless to counter-attack, she decided to pull away from him. Lucky for her, this was right where the effects of the Buffalo Steak Sandvich were wearing off, and how the red electricity on his fists disappeared did not go unnoticed by her.

Retreating back enough so that she had ample breathing room, she sidestepped another punch and managed to land a hard hit against his side. Heavy seemed to get the air knocked out of him after that, and Coco smiled as now a great opportunity to press her attack presented itself. Rushing forward with her purse before he could recover, she smashed him across the face with her purse, punched him in the gut, and kneed him in the chest. All of them did ample damage on Heavy, especially the purse strike, and the Russian was knocked to his back where Coco grew confident that she can keep attacking. So she moved forward to press her offensive, only to suddenly be blown back by a Shotgun shell directly on her belly.

Much like what she did to Heavy, the shell made her stumble back, and Heavy kept pumping shell after shell on her relentlessly until it ran empty. Coco found herself unable to fully block the shells due to the nature of pellet spread and how her purse is not ideal for blocking projectiles of any kind. With his Shotgun empty and not wanting to waste time reloading it, Heavy closed the gap between him and Coco and prepared to clobber her with his fists. This did not bode well for Coco since her aura was running low and she was sure she couldn't take much more of this.

Becoming desperate but still thinking smart, she let him come to her and then slipped underneath him where she successfully tripped him up. The trip was so good that it got Heavy to tumble forward a full 2 meters. This worked so much in her favor as Coco now had enough time to shift her purse back into a minigun. Hopefully, she can end this by spraying him down with what's left of her ammo and finishing him off in melee if need be. When Heavy recovered from his tumble, he saw what Coco was about to do and scrambled behind the fallen tree from earlier like a big bear.

Coco held her fire for she didn't want to waste what's left of her bullets on hitting nothing, but she also didn't want to get close to him as that's exactly what he wanted as far as she was aware. Thinking simply but wisely, she slowly stepped around the tree until he's a clear and big target. However, this plan proved unnecessary as Heavy soon revealed himself, just not in the way she really hoped for. The girl gasped in shock when the fallen tree suddenly lifted into the air and Heavy swung it at her like a giant bat. She tried to flip out of the way, but it came way too fast and she found herself flying far away until she slammed into another tree. Just for good measure, Heavy threw the entire tree towards her to get him extra time and perhaps extra damage as he picked up his own Minigun.

Back to Coco, she felt awful after that devastating hit. As in her body was hurting everywhere, especially from that extra impact with the tree she hit. Her beret was missing and her clothes were all dirty with dirt and leaves stuck in them. Her vision was blurry from pain, but she had just enough of it to make out her minigun to which she grabbed it. As her vision cleared up, she was able to notice just in time that Heavy had thrown a tree at her and her first reaction was to just duck and hope it didn't hit her. To her surprise and relief, the tree did miss her and instead crashed harmlessly to the side. Shakily standing to her feet and rubbing her sore neck, her blurry eyes looked around for her Russian opponent.

A loud roar of a battle cry was heard, and she quickly turned to face the source. Coming at her as fast as he could go, Heavy rushed over to her location though his Minigun was not lowered. Since she was too shaken up to move quickly, Coco simply lowered her weapon and let loose with all of her ammo towards his general direction. Heavy kept running even though bullet after bullet repeatedly struck him, though he could feel himself slow down from a combination of bullet knockback and damage accumulation. Still, Coco ran out of ammo, and Heavy was free to finish her off.

Crying out even louder in his battle roar, the Russian jammed the barrel of his Minigun against Coco's belly and pinned her against a tree.

"Do not take this personally." He muttered out to her as his blue eyes met her fearful brown ones.

With those last words, he spun the Minigun's barrel to where it made Coco spin around in place to since she was pinned by it. Then Heavy fired the gun until it ran empty, and it was utterly devastating. The force of all these bullets pushing Coco forward into the tree combining with how fast she was spinning made her blast straight through the tree after a moment of firing.

A smile appeared on Heavy's face as victory was definitely his. Coco's scream as she flew away confirmed his ultimate win. However, a bit of karma struck when the tree he just blasted threw fell forward and right on top of him. It hurt a lot, but Heavy was otherwise okay and threw the tree off of him. His body hurt and ached from the damage Coco's done to him, but he was still happy with his victory.

"Owwwww..." He heard someone moan in pain from nearby, and he turned to see Coco stuck in a cluster of broken trees that she smashed into. Smiling to himself and for her because of a good fight, Heavy bent down and picked her broken sunglasses up before making his way over to her. Once he reached her, he handed her sunglasses to the pained girl. "Thanks..." Was all she managed to say in her hurt condition. Shakily, she put them back on, either not remembering that they were broken or not caring at all.

"Humph..." Heavy scoffed in a friendly manner. The Russian man reached in his bottomless personal inventory and pulled out a Sandvich. He split the half of sandwich in half and handed one side to her. A bit hesitant only because her wounded state made her sluggish, she took the half and held it in place for she didn't know what he wanted him to do with it.

"You fight well." Heavy congratulated her before eating the Sandvich. Before her very eyes, most of Heavy's wounds seemed to disappear. Even his damaged clothes seemed to fix themselves somehow... "Eat. Sandvich make you strong!"

Giving him a puzzled look through her pained face, she eventually ate the half she was given. Magically, she felt sooooooooooo much better. Granted she wasn't completely healed because it was only half a Sandvich, but at least she didn't feel as awful as before. Also, much to her delight, her clothing set itself clean and her sunglasses were no longer broken. While she was marveling at this, Heavy extended a hand toward her. For a moment she sat there and thought about it, then she nodded a bit and gladly took his hand to where he lifted her up to her feet.

"Thanks for the help." She said. "You're not too bad yourself."

Laughing heartily to himself, Heavy gave the girl a friendly slap on the back, and although she stumbled forward a bit from it, she otherwise started laughing with him.

Winner: Heavy Weapons Guy!

And there it is. Heavy won.

Next work will be a continuation of Insanity with Nora's reign. Prepare for mind breakage.

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