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Chapter 14 – Emotional Problems

Emmett

Substitutes are fun and all but I'll tell you more stories about them later, especially since you don't have subs everyday and sometimes not for long periods of time. Still substitutes are great since you most likely never see them again!

Anyway, as you know, Jasper controls…and feels emotions. How he got out of class was kind of an accident…but it worked! I like to call them Happy Accidents!

Jasper and I walked in to class and right away I saw him stiffen with an onslaught of emotions. I saw our teacher looked really depressed.

"Here! POP QUIZ!" Ms. Lornwood announced bitterly, throwing papers on our desks. She stomped back to her desk and started sobbing it to her arms as soon as she sat down.

Jasper tensed up again but before I could do anything he flipped out.

"! Wahhhh! UGGHGHHHAHHHHPOLLIOUEHSA AHHAHA GGAHHAYYA GAHHHHH!" Jasper started wailing with large jagged breathes between everything.

"NO ONE LOVVVEEEES ME! WAHHH! Don't cry Ms. Lornwood…because…when…you…cry…I cry…" Jasper went on.

I bit my lip to keep from laughing. Jasper looked and sounded ridiculous.

"ARE YOU MOCKING ME MR. HALE?" Ms. Lornwood screeched.

"WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME? Why did he leave me? I'm…just as…pretty…gasp…as the…gasp…other girls! WAHH!" I chocked when Jasper said cried that out. That must be what our teacher was feeling.

Before Jasper said anything else that made him sound anymore gay…, I dragged him from the room yelling, "HE HAS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS! MUST HAVE FORGOT TO TAKE HIS PILLS, SORRY!" behind me, trying to get over his loud crying.

He took out a pen and started going at his wrists on our way out. Luckily I kicked it out of his hands and dragged him out of the door, shutting it firmly behind me with my foot. Jasper's arms lay limply by his sides and he sat there, as soon as the door was closed he got up, dusted himself off and popped his collar.

I don't know if it was getting out of the room with the depressed teacher or if it was an act but he got us out of class.

"Nice," I slapped him on the back and we ditched the joint.

Good times. It may not sound funny here, but you should have seen his face!

Bye for now, Nessie!

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