Written 04/29/2015
Idea: Magical girl AU. That's about it.
Characters: Fem!Madara, Fem!Hashirama, Fem!Tobirama, Fem!Izuna, Kurama
Pairings: None.
Warnings: Madara's potty mouth.
Madara is staring at the brown-haired girl in a mix of disbelief and horror as her suddenly red eyes dart between her, the white-haired girl, and Madara's own sheepish looking sister, before she looks down at her own body and the new... outfit she had somehow been placed in.
"Well... Looks like it wasn't that hard to find our fourth number!" Hashirama says with forced cheer, as if she weren't wearing some weird mix of armor and a schoolgirl outfit while holding a tall wooden staff that had some weird kind of glowing orb in it.
"What the fuck is going on here." Madara spits out, wishing she could cross her arms, but not quite sure what to do with the weapons that had appeared in her own hands. Izuna snickers a little, and Tobirama just closes her eyes and rubs the bridge of her nose.
"Hashirama, you get to explain it to her. It's all your fault anyways." The white-haired girl said, shooting her older sister a glare. Madara blinks at the younger girl, before frowning.
"... Do you seriously have a fur collar on your outfit?" Tobirama glares at her and Izuna's laugh is starting to border on hysterical now as Hashirama goes from pouting to grinning again.
"Well okay, do you remember that meteor thing that landed out in the forest on my grandparents property last month?"
Madara nods, remembering the bright streak of orange light that had flown through the sky, and the flash fire it had caused in the Senju family's forest when it had landed before abruptly disappearing.
"Well, I went out there to see if I could find it, and when I did get there, there was this really weird looking fox, said his name was Kurama or something like that, and then he went on some whole spiel about how he was from somewhere called Hi no Kuni and how he had been sent here to retrieve the uh, I don't actually remember what they were called? It was something starting with a 'j', what was it Tobi?" Hashirama frowned, turning to her sister who shrugged.
"I don't know, it was something weird, sounded kinda like 'jichurri' or something like that."
"Yeah! It was something like 'jichurri', and he was sent here to retrieve the nine of them because they'd been sent here by the Kage, whatever those are, to protect them from some weird group that has something to do with red clouds, I think they're called the Acatsuchi or something, but somehow the group got into this world and have been hunting these 'jichurri' down, so they sent Kurama here to recruit the reincarnations of the uh, what did he call us, it was like, the 'Shosetsu' or something like that, to recruit them and reawaken their powers so they could help find the 'jichurri' and send them home! And then it turns out that I'm one of the reincarnations, and then so is Tobi, and when Izuna came over to do that English project with Tobi, and Kurama growled at her, called her a useless Uchiha, and it turns out that she's one, and now you are too! Isn't this great Madara? We're going to have so much fun!" Hashirama cried out, wrapping her arms around the shorter girl and hugging her tightly as she spluttered and pushed the brunette away.
"What the hell! I never agreed to be a-a fucking magical girl Hashirama! I don't want any part in this!" She shouted, scowling as she shoved her away, before yelping as a small, nine-tailed fox jumped at her, knocking her over and standing on her chest, glaring down at her with slitted red eyes.
"Well you're just as disagreeable as always, Uchiha Madara." The fox growled and Madara glared at it.
"I've never met you before in my life, and don't want any part in this circus." She scowled and tried to shove the fox away. It jumped off her chest before her hand could hit it and snorted, walking off to sit at the now sulking Hashirama's feet.
"Too late for that. You've been involved from the very start, and most of this is your, or well, your previous incarnation's, fault anyways, so you get to clean up the mess." The fox snapped at her and Madara narrowed her eyes as she sat up, wiping a bit of mud off of her face.
"No fucking way. Leave me out of this, I don't want any part in it, I don't care what my so-called 'previous incarnation' did, it's not my problem anymore." The fox grinned at her, showing off all of it's teeth and Madara couldn't help but feel an ominous shiver run down her spine.
"Well, it's too bad for you then, that two members of the Akatsuki sensed your awakening and are on their way here now. You'll have to fight, or else, they will kill you." The fox licked a paw as Hashirama crowed and lunged to grab Madara.
"Come on! Let's go!" She cried out, yanking Madara up and away, Tobirama and Izuna following, the latter still snickering at her older sister as they went to confront the Akatsuki members.
"Wait! What-! I didn't agree to this!"
Kurama laughed lightly. This was going to be hilarious.