"...Well?" Aizawa Grunted out, "What is going on here?"
Class-1A looked at their teacher with fear and disappointment, They were afraid to piss him off with their explanations.
And disappointed because now they were going to be supervised, hell is more fun with friends.
Not teachers.
"...I told you on the phone" Shinsou drawled out, with either bravery or stupidity, "We are being held against our will in this place"
"By a girl and a portal?" Aizawa gritted out, remembering his conversation with Shinsou yesterday.
The little bastard never did give him his cat back.
"Yup" Todoroki interrupted, "Sam's right behind you"
At Todoroki's words, the assembled hero's looked behind them to see the said portal.
Which was once again blushing at the attention it was receiving.
"Young Midoriya...is this true?" All Might was dubious, however, if Midoraya could tell him that this was true he would believe it.
Midoriya would never lie to him.
"I-it's true, we have been taken, hostage. But Sari's actually pretty cool sometimes! And none us have gotten hurt" Deku spluttered out.
At Deku's words, Fat Gum nudged Mineta's corpse.
"...He is NOT one of us." Mina growled out, getting nods of agreement from her classmates.
"God Damn Kids" Aizawa barked out, "Do you know how much paperwork I need to do now?"
"My friend maybe you should calm-"
"DO YOU?! ALL MIGHT, IT IS TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR THEM TO JUST LET THE GRAPE BALL DIE" Aizawa was extremely pissed.
"...Sari help me" Urakara whispered to the sky, hoping for some help with the teachers.
And for once her prayers were answered if only to get to the dares sooner.
"UMM WHY DID I GET A LETTER. IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF THAT FUCKING PORTAL" Present Mic was very confused, and a little scared.
"His name is Sam you broken Baseball stadium PA system," Bakugou growled out, "And your supposed to read it"
Now usually Present Mic would have given Bakugou a piece of his mind-a very loud one- but Aizawa looked ready to commit murder if he didn't get a thorough explanation.
And Present Mic did not want to die a virgin.
"Alright you little shit, okay so here it is"
Dear Heros and Mineta
As much as it pains me...I will revive Mineta...Fuck you Aizawa. Anywho I guess I have some explaining to do, well I've already explained to the kids but it's your turn now you grown piece of shits. Sorry, I just really do not wanna bring Mineta back into this world...I suppose I should consult his mother on how to deal with that. Okay so basically you are here to do dares and answer questions from your fans, you have room and board plus really good fucking healthcare. You will be forced to do these things, at risk of punishments from me or the fan who requested you. Your dares will not force you to kill, be killed(Permanently), or perform sexual acts in front of one another.
God, I feel like a lawyer, explaining all of these rules...you know the kids took this easier, I should have had Sam almost stab you guys too.
"WHAT!" Well, that woke Endeavor up.
So let's get this show on the road with a set from the awesome as fuck SaltyCandy!
FUCKING FINALLY.. THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! (sorry for cussing.. excitement do that to people)
First of all, Dare: I want all the pro heroes to be in their civilian attire for five days or more (unless they're doing another dare about wearing something else of course). That also means that Endeavor wouldn't put fire on his face
Truth for each Pro Heroes:
Tell everyone the pro hero you admire the most (might or might not be in the room)
Penalty:
I can't think of any.. just let them sing and dance 'I need a hero'
P.S. Your penalty gives me a reason to live.
"Why...did you not try to escape," Endeavor seethed, "WHEN SHE TRIED TO STAB YOU?!"
...Why haven't they tried to escape, surely their families miss them?
"We...We were bored"Todoroki explained,"And Sam only tried to stab Bakugou"
"Plus, I got to deface pictures of you and drag your reputation through the mud in the eyes of my friends" DAMN the shade in that sentence.
"...Since when do you have friends?" Endeavor asked, raising an eyebrow, seemingly not noticing that All Might was still holding him.
Well, shade's nice in the midst of a fire.
"OI! We are all Todo's friends...well except Bakugou" Kirishima teased, wrapping his arm around Todo to comfort him.
"If it pisses Endeavour off I will be your best friend," Momo said, with a smile.
"Sorry, that spots taken" Todoroki chuckled, wrapping his arm around Kirishima as well.
Truly it was a bromance to end all bromances.
Bakugou was doing a very good job at being calm, his therapist would be proud.
"Okay, my comrades! let us start this!" All might shouted, finally releasing Endeavor.
"How is he happy...all the time?" Endeavor asked himself, a person cannot be that joyful.
Right?
"So we have to change into our civvies?" Midnight asked, "That's pretty easy"
All of Class-1A-even Kaminari who had come in just a few moments ago-laughed at her.
Ah, to have hope.
"There is a room on the left for the Women and one on the right for the Men" Iida instructed.
"Also, don't worry" Shinsou drawled, "I've got the little shit under control."
No wonder Mineta hasn't been harassing everybody, he's been forced to-
"BAWK"
-do the chicken dance?
Let us just ignore that.
It took ten minutes for the pros to find and put on the clothes put out for them, in that time several bets were made on the nature of their clothes. At this point, the children were going to develop gambling problems.
"Wow Todoroki" Hagakure whistled, "Your dad's hot"
"I Want To Die"
Endeavor had on some tight black suit pants, with a tucked in white button-up shirt with three buttons unbuttoned. His face had gained a softer look without the flames, and his hair looked more curly.
"MY COMRADE YOU LOOK GREAT!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP YELL-are you wearing sweatpants?" Endeavor was a little baffled, didn't he wear suits?
All might had on baggy black sweatpants and a yellow exercise shirt on, said shirt had the words PLUS ULTRA printed on it.
"Yes! It's important to be comfortable when you can be!" All Might's smile was blinding.
"...You look like a bumble bee" Endeavor grumbled, looking away from All Might.
Jesus, if he looked any longer he would have gone blind.
Now to get onto the other cuties!
Midnight had on a light low cut purple tank top, along with that, she was wearing a pair of leather pants. She wore her hair in a loose bun.
Best Jeanist had a white crop top paired with some baby blue hair was in its natural form; spiky as fuck.
Aizawa had a black tank top with matching sweatpants. His hair was the same.
Present Mic had some Leather pants with a red button up, which was paired with a vest. His hair was straight and soft.
And Finally Fat Gum had a Yellow shirt with a picture of Kirby on it, this was paired with some black shorts. His hair was also the same.
"Aww Fat Gum!" Kirishima cooed, "You look cute!"
"Yeah, but look at midnight!" Urakara was squealing, "Her hair is so beautiful in a bun"
"FUCKER YOU TORTURED MY HAIR? WHEN YOURS IS A FUCKING SUPER SAIYAN LOOKING PIECE OF SHIT"
"Present Mic how is your hair better than mine?!" Jiro was so fucking upset.
"Um, All Might, where did you get that shirt? Can I buy one?" Izuku didn't have that shirt yet.
"BE QUIET!" Iida shouted, "WE STILL HAVE TO LET THEM ANSWER THEIR TRUTH"
Iida did have a point if they didn't answer they would all be forced to sing.
And Kami help those who hear Present Mic's singing voice.
After much internal debate, the Pro's chose the heroes they had admired most over the years.
All Might and Endeavor both chose Gran Torino, as they had both studied under him.
"Wait, You guys studied; together?" Todoroki was both confused and intrigued.
"I swear to Kami if you use this for a fucking fanfiction about your dad and All Might, I will kill you" Bakugou gritted out, subtly trying to defend his favorite hero's honor.
"Fanfiction?"
"MOVE ONTO THE NEXT PRO" Bakugou and Deku screamed, praying that they could protect All Mights innocence.
"Young Midoriya! Young Bakugou! That is no way-"
"MOVE ON GOD DAMNIT"
It's safe to say that the next pro spoke very quickly.
In the end, Midnight, Best Jeanist, and Fat Gum all chose Endeavor as the college they most admired.
All might is a little too...cheerful.
Aizawa begrudgingly admitted that he favored Present Mic, and Present Mic chose Aizawa.
In the corner, Jiro's smile turned into a smirk.
"You know Shinsou...they look cute together" Jiro whispered, praying Aizawa didn't hear her.
"...If it pisses Aizawa off, I'm in" Shinsou whispered back.
Even if it means he gets his ass beat.