"Do we really have to go? I think it's a waste of time," you argued. Candy put her hands on your shoulders. "We can't just skip school. If we do, they will hunt us down." You rolled your eyes. You didn't see why you had to go to school when you could have fun. "School is stupid. What do we even do? Listen to some blue whores?" Candy shook her head. "We have to go at some point. As much as we want to, we can't stay here." You stuck your head out of the cloud. As expected, the School Onion could be seen clearly. You glared at the school below and threw the finger at it. You came back up and looked at Candy. "I guess I'm ready," you groaned, knowing that the day would probably suck. Candy flew you down to the ground. 'It can't be that bad. I have Candy here.' You and Candy walked into the school, both feeling determined to get the day over with.
You sat in class, groaning of boredom. Ms. Sparks wasn't usually late, so Ms. Sarah had to teach Bomb Class. Most people guessed that she was depressed. Others just called her boring. She was a red pikmin, had a longer nose than most, and she had dark bags under her eyes. She used to be interested in Ms. Lily when she was younger, so she came to be a teacher pikmin, but then Ms. Lily came to teach and that's probably why she hates her now. "Morning, class. Time for a big day." The class began silently laughing at Ms. Sarah. She cleared her throat and glared at the small group of giggling blue pikmin in the back of the room. "Alright, so that's how it is? You are mocking me once again?" Ms. Sarah stayed calm. Sure, but inside, was probably pissed. "Well, if it's gonna be like that, NO MORE MISS NICE PIKMIN." You quietly took out an ultra spicy berry and started eating it. When Ms. Sarah was angry, it was basically a signal to break out the snacks and start chilling. You saw a few other pikmin doing the same. You stared at the front of the classroom. Ms. Sarah called the group of blue pikmin over to "talk" You knew it was gonna be good. "Listen here you little shits. I am not gonna take this from you. I am the boss here. My life is none of your business. And if you think…" The bell to go to the next class rang. "Class dismissed…" Ms. Sarah glared hatefully at the blue pikmin who happily skipped away into the hallway. You walked to your next class. 'Well that was a bonus. Not only did I not learn shit, but I saw a show!' If you could have smiled, you would have, because that day was going great… So far.
It was time for berry class. Lucky for you, Candy was in there just in case you were bored as hell. She sat in the back. You took the seat next to her. "Did you miss me?" you asked with a wink. Candy blushed and nodded. You felt like all of your troubles went away. "Okay, class." Ms. Lily stood at the front of the room. "Today we introduce a new student." A small red pikmin walked into the room. Honestly, she looked like a bitch. She glared at the students around the room. Each one either looked away or started crying. When she got to you, you returned the glare, but when she saw Candy, she quickly looked away. Candy stared in confusion, not expecting for her to look away. "This young red pikmin here is named Flare. She will be attending this berry class with us." Ms. Lily smiled. Flare did a thumbs-up. "Now, Flare if you would take your seat over there, please." Ms. Lily pointed at the rock next to Candy. Flare skipped to the rock. As soon she did, she began talking to Candy. You could she her nudging Candy and winking. The winged pikmin seemed disturbed. A strong feeling told you to interject. "Hey. Leave her alone." Flare threw the finger at you and continued… Whatever it was she was doing. You felt anger rise inside you. "I said leave her the fuck alone." You were getting pissed. "I said fuck off." Flare mocked. You were getting tempted to fuck up this bitch. "FUCK OFF YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKING WHORE!" You shot out of your seat. "Granite, please…" Ms. Lily tapped her foot. You sat down. Flare laughed at you. First, she tells you off, next, she flirts with Candy, and then she mocks you. 'Stupid bitch. She will be lucky if I don't fuck her up later.' You threw the finger at Flare, who ignored you and began to flirt with Candy again.