You and I.. We could go places.


I would like to introduce a brand-new one-of-a-kind character to our little slutty family ;P
Here is his basic information:

Name: Kali
Represents: Indonesia
Birthday: August 17 1949
Appearence: messy brown hair that is spikyish, bright yellow eyes, wears traditional Indonesian clothing, that is kept perfectly cared for, not a single stain or wrinkle
Personality: mostly keeps to himself, and America really gets on his nerves, but due to the fact that they're friends, he doesn't get really mad. Hates being touched, and has gone to great lengths to make sure he isn't violated. He even flipped Korea over his shoulder and into a wall.

Please tell me how I do with writing OCs.



It was a late Friday night. Kali, a.k.a. the island nation of Indonesia, had just finished teaching a self-defense class and was locking up his dojo. He was tired, ready to head home and read a story from the stash of Indonesian folk tales while drinking Talau Tea. Maybe a nice snack of kerupuk as well...

"Hey! Indonesia!" he jumped and looked over his shoulder, seeing a blonde wearing a... Very... Small amount of clothing running towards him. Wait.. Was that..? Oh, god, it was. Indonesia gave a mental sigh and turned to face him.

"Hello, Mister Canada. How can I help you?" Matthew Williams chuckled and bit his lip.

"Well.. I just got off of work and, well, I'm not very good at protecting myself and in this city, I'm kind of afraid to walk home alone at night... I knew your dojo was around here and I was hoping I could catch you in time.. So.. W-Will you walk me home? Please?" Kali stared at him. There was a catch. He could sense it. Something would go awry.

"... Where do you live?" Canada smiled brightly.

"Oh, thank you, thank you! I'll lead you there, I just need someone by my side." he nodded and followed a little distantly behind Canada.

Kali was... Not comfortable, to say the least. He knew Canada. He knew what he did with everyone. And he knew it was everyone. He didn't want to have anything to do with this man. But, he also knew he wouldn't be able to be happy again if something had indeed gone wrong while Canada walked home alone. Kali mentally sighed and continued to follow Matt.

He jumped and backed away quickly, hitting a wall as he felt something touch his hand. When had they gotten into a dark alley?

"I-I'm sorry, Indonesia, I just... I-I'm scared..."

"Well, why didn't you stay on the sidewalk?"

"I didn't want to bother you more, this way is quicker, and I know you hate being with me..." Kali's eyes widened as Matthew sniffled.

No. No, not happening. He was not-

"Everyone does!" Canada sobbed loudly.

Oh for the love of Allah... He was. Kali sighed.

"Hey.. Mister Canada, come on, pull yourself together. You have friends... Like your brother, Mister America." Indonesia fidgeted nervously. He knew people in these situations liked hugs, but.. His outfit would get dirtied.. He couldn't let that happen..

"No! Even he wants to disown me! I'm so horrible..." this was getting out of hand.

All Kali wanted to do was have some tea and a snack before laying down in his nice warm bed! Why did this have to happen tonight?

"Come on Canada, let's just get you home.."

"No.. Just let me sit here and die.." Matthew sat against the wall and cried into his knees as he hugged them to himself. "No one will me a slut like me.." alright. Kali had to do this. He knew he did. Quickly, he pulled Canada up and into a tight hug.

"Calm down. No one hates you. Many people would miss you." he flinched as Canada's hands gripped the back of his shirt tightly and he felt tears on his shoulder.

"L-Liar.. You have n-no proof.." he sighed.

"How can I give you proof?" Matthew pulled back and looked at him before kissing him rather sloppily. Indonesia's eyes widened and he pushed Canada back slightly. "N-not that. No."

"I-I knew it... You h-hate me.."

"No, Canada, please..." Kali sighed and closed his eyes, mentally preparing himself before he kissed Canada softly.

This was so wrong.

Yet it felt... Kinda right.

He didn't even protest as Canada slipped his tongue into his mouth and they kissed deeper, Kali ended up pressed against the wall. Though, he froze as Matthew's hands made its way between his legs. He pushed him away.

"M-Mister Canada... I'm not o-one to do this right away..." Canada nodded.

"I understand. Maybe later, hm? We can get to know each other a little better first." he smiled. Kali smiled back and nodded, pushing him off. "Oh, and, I'll be fine now. You can go on home." he nodded again and walked away from the Canadian. Matthew waited till he was around the corner and pouted.

"All that planning and I got absolutely no action... I wasted these on nothing." he muttered, pulling out a small bottle of false tears. "What a pain in the ass... Not literally." he pouted more and grumbled as he continued on is way home.


And by places, I mean dark alleys where I could mol- love you.