Please I'm not dead, just school. I'm 17 years old female and have demons for teacher and finals. I'll update. I live your reviews and I've not abandoned this fic.

Stop thinking I'll do that.

I'll just be a little busy as I have a wedding at home and Indian traditional weddings last form a week too two with a new function everyday so I'll be busy. Don't worry I'll update in two-three days interval.

As for why its title as such, there's a reason I'm not revealing right now.

And non you're not irritating me with reviews. You know who you are. Another thing, Egyn is male just dresses as female. And what's a kidney with healing power. I really didn't get it. Like at all.

Summary: Six years old Rin found a demon summoning paper and books in Shiro's room. She accidently called out a king of hell while playing with it. Poor child is now stuck with a bunch of overgrown childish hell king popping up at odd times. What's more? They think she is their youngest sister and want to take her home. (smart fem Rin, protective brothers.

Disclaimer: Nah, I don't own it. I'm too lazy.

"We're here. I'll ring the doorbell"

He was dragged here by a hyper active blue haired woman who believed that he was Rin's boyfriend. He was so not looking forward to this.

"Rin open the door"

He hoped the door did not open or of it did it was only Rin who was inside. He was not at all interested to know what would happen if it was someone else.

God forbid anyone else get the same idea Egyn-sensei had about him and Rin.

The door opened but much to his dismay it was Ibilis who opened it. He looked blankly at them for a moment.

"Look Ibi, our dear Rin found a boyfriend. She's growing up"

The child was still lookin at him with the blank look and wait? Ibi? Did they know each other? How? Then the child gave a creepy grin in his direction that just spoke evil. He really wished Ibilis would straighten the situation out. He really did but as fate had proved it was really hated him.

"Ah, welcome Yukio, and do come in Egyn. I'm sure its going to be a night to remember."

The bad feeling Yukio was having just intensify. Something was wrong.

...

"You my dear are the most amazing person I know. My lord please give me a chance to prove my worth to you-"

It had been going on for an hour and frankly Ibilis was getting irritated. At first it had been funny when Rin had walked in with Lucifer in two trying at sweet-talk Rin but after an hour it was getting irritating. And alarmingly so. He had not informed Lucifer that Rin was their sister frankly because it had been funny but now he was regretting it.

Ding dong

Saved by the doorbell. The guy stopped talking as the bell rung. He quickly made a dash to open the door and found Egyn standing there with Yukio in two.

"Look Ibi, our dear Rin found a boyfriend. She's growing up"

He knew his face was blank but then he took in the happy expression on Egyn's face and Yukio's uncomfortable one he could not help the evil look that bloomed across his face.

"Ah, welcome Yukio, and do come in Egyn. I'm sure its going to be a night to remember."

He could not help the glee that was blooming. It was going to be so much fun. Now more so with how things were progressing with Lucifer in the other room. He could not wait for explosions to fire.

They entered the eating area only to see Rin crouching behind the dining table while Lucifer standing on other side looking quite eager.

"Stay away. Yukio save me. Yukio"

Rin who had apparently noticed them entering made a beeline for her brothers. She was a fast female Ibilis had to give her that. If only she was not his sister, he would definitely date her.

"Rin"

Yukio exclaimed as his distorted twin hugged him tightly. Ibilis really needed popcorns for what was going to happen next.

"Who are you? What's your relationship? Let her go. I won't allow the likes of you to hold on to my god any more. Rin-sama I'll save you."

With that the blond jumped at the pair who was too shaken up to move. Really, where was the popcorn.

"Lucy, it's so good to see you here. Are you here for the dinner too? Oh, look Rib got herself a boyfriend. I totally support them fully. Lucy, meet Yukio, Rin's boyfriend"

And all hell broke loose. Really for all his flaws Egyn really knows how to brighten the mood and let the hell loose. Yay baby, it'll be a party alright.

"B-Boyfriend? I won't allow it. Break up. Break up right now"

The blond was glowing and thankfully the pair was too out of it and engrossed into what Egyn said to really pay attention to the glowing blond.

Where was all the popcorn? Really were was it?

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang

Yukio suddenly empties his gun of bullets but it did successfully got all the attention of them all.

"Now all of you listen, first, me and nee-san are not dating. We're siblings. Second, no one is dating anyone. Yes, that means you blonde, you're not dating Rin-neesan. Third, just how do you all know each other?"

Yeah, show's over and done with. No need for his popcorn. Oh and just when things were getting good. Anyway, he should really get poor Yukio inside the loop.

"We're brothers. All three of us. Also Mephsito. He's the eldest"

Realisation drew on Yukio's face. Rin meanwhile had moved over into the kitchen which was her domain kind of things.

Then something drew on Yukio for his expression changed.

"Wait, brothers. Isn't Egyn-sensei female?"

Ah, really? He had not caught on yet? Poor guy was in for a shock.

"Egyn-sensei is a male. Completely 100% male. Trust me I know"

Even he knew. Wait, how was Rin so a sure. Had Egyn show her something he should not have? How disgraceful.

"We've changed together when we were young. Lack of certain appendages could be seen."

Ok maybe his imagination was going too out of sort.

"Nani?"

But really, Yukio's expression was epic. So in need of popcorn.

Done. I can't write much more right now. Brain shutdown.

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