Me-(Shouts)I'M NOT DEAD!
Gibby-AND I'M NOT A MERMAID!
Spencer-AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
Me-I DON'T KNOW! I JUST HAVEN'T UPDATED SINCE FOREVER...sorry everyone. NOW ON WITH IT!
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Spencer: What's the worst accident you've had when working on something?
Spencer-Uh...the time I made the hammer sculpture and...(Mumbles) almost killed Carly.
Me-0.o That...would of been...something to be depressed about...
Carly-I'm alive!
Spencer-Yay (Hugs Carly)
Me- :)
SimoneandJeanetteareBest
Yay for Gibby! He likes Cat/Beck! Have everyone give Gib five dollars! WOOT! And give whoever said Jade ten dollars because I like her too just not as much. And Tori...ugh! By the way, sorry the wizards left :-(
Everybody-(Lines up and gives Gibby 5 dollars)
Sam-I'm out of cash. Lend me some Frednerd
Freddie-(Handing Gibby cash) That'll happen...
Sam-Uh...I'm broke...do you accept meat.
Gibby(Shrugs and takes meat)
Griffin-I didn't say anything.
Me-WHOA! Your still here?
Griffin-Duh! It was either this or burn my pee wee babies.
Me-I said no such thing...PST...PST...
Griffin-Yeah you did!
Me-Anyways! Give Sam, Carly, Freddie, Tyler and Spencer ten bucks.
Rest-(Gives them money)
Me-Settled!
Sam-I gots some money.
Me-Now you can pay Gibby with real money.
Sam-Yeah, right after I give all of my meat to the hobos.
Me- XD
Sam=Love the new haircut with the bangs, first off. My question is does anyone ever mistake your mother for Jane Lynch/Sue Sylvester?
Sam-Thanks and no.
Me-Your hair does look prettier.
Carly-Yeah, it has more volume.
Gibby-It looks brighter and-
Freddie-Okay! Can we please stop talking about Sam's hair and get back to questions...?
Me-Okay Fredward...
Freddie=Do you think Hermione is hot (poof her in after he answers!)?
Freddie-(hesitates)Hmmm...a little.
Me-(Uses author powers and poofs in Hermione)
Hermione-What am I doing here?
Freddie-Sort of...
Hermione-You guys are from iCarly right?
Sam-No chizz!
Hermione-I love your web show, it's so funny and-
Me-Nice meeting you now bye (Poofs Hermione away)
Mrs B-That was not nice at all!
Me-(Shooks head) Sorry.
Carly=What was it like to have your room get burnt to the ground?
Carly-Horrible...bad...one of the worse moments of my life. BUT, my room is WAAAAY more awesome than it was before! I love it! Thanks you Spencer for burning my room with your gummy bear lamp.
Spencer-Your welcome kiddo' (Pets Carly's head)
Me-Your room totally rocks!
Carly-I know. :D
Spencer=I also love your new haircut, buddy!
Spencer-Thanks. Does it look sexy? (Does weird pose)
Me-(Laughs) It does look nice.
Spencer-People thought I was a girl! And as far as I'm concerned I am NOT a girl!
Me-And I am NOT a guy! And Gibby is NOT a mermaid and I am NOT dead. And I am going to the beginning again!
Freddie-De Ja Vou...?
Me-No Tai Kwon Do Foul!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)
Gibby=Have you ever had a girlfriend before Tasha?
Gibby-Of course...pft...I've had like five more girlfriends.
Me-Your lying.
Gibby-(Nervous)No I'm not!
Me-You're lying
Gibby-Okay. Tasha's my first girlfriend!
Me-Victory! :D
All=Evanescence or Superchic[k]? Listen to both before answering so it is just! Also, Brian Regan or Ellen Degenres? Look them both up too so it is also just!
Me-Evanescence! All the way!
Sam-Yeah! Evanescence rocks.
Carly-I like Superchick better. And I like Ellen.
Freddie-I perfer Evanescence. And uh...I don't know.
Mrs B-I perfer neither. Those bands are bad influence for my Freddie-bear. They'll make him depressed.
Me-(Tazes Mrs B)
Mrs B-OUCH! What Was That For!
Me-I don't know I just felt like tazing you.
Griffin-Evanescence. And I have no idea who does dudes are.
Guppy-Candy bar!
Me-0.o
Spencer-Superchick and Brian
Socko-I don't listen to either of them. But I do like Ellen.
Tyler-Superchick and Ellen.
Me-Candy bar...?
Everyone-(Stares at me awkwardly)
Me-Never mind...
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Guppy: Why do you always say 'happy birthday"?
Guppy-I and happy birthday is and that.
Me-0.o Uh...
Sam: I think you don't hate Freddie, you just pretend to hate him so you can hide ur love feelings for him!
Sam-First of all. Ew. Second, remember to take your crazy pills before reviewing okay!
Freddie-(No comment)
Me-Doesn't Mrs Benson take chill pills?
Mrs B-It's called aspirin and it helps me calm my nerves.
Sam-Its sure not helping.
Mrs B-Watch your mouth missy.
Sam-You listen wackO'-
Me-Ooooookkkkkk! NExt!
Freddie: I don't know why but I just hate you. Okay I dare you to kiss every boy in the room! *laughs evily* I just hate you
Freddie-Why? What have I ever done to whoever you are? (Kisses all the guys on the cheek) Loop hole!
Me-Yay!
All-0.o
Me-What...? I'll read the next one...
Ok well GREAT story, and Freddie: I thought u were taking French? Carly: You need to do something bad for once, Sam: Just admitt u cant live w/ out Freddie and KISS him, and this story has wayyy to much kissin in it, and Spencer: u need to get a hair cut, because u look like a hobo, srry the truth hurts! oh YOU ALL need to watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop because its AMAZING! Oh and what happended to Sasha Striker spencer? u 2 looked in Love, Oh ps, L3 I LOVE ur evilness and bossyness, keep at it oh i should be in charge for once!
Me-Thanks!
Freddie-I am.
Carly-No way! I don't wanna get in trouble or go to juvie!
Sam-You won't go to juvie for just anything. It needs to be really, really bad.
Carly-I'm still not doing anything bad.
Sam-Read my previous question response.
Me-I totally agree with the whole kissing thing.
Freddie-Yeah cut us some slack people! Send us dares like...I dare Freddie to bake cookies for his friends or I dare Freddie to go on a date with a hot girl.
Me-Readers dare whatever they want you guys to do so don't tell them what to do. And no one will ever dare you to do that, it's lame! But I will eat the cookies though.
Freddie-Wanna bet?
Me-Oh it's on!
Me&Freddie-(Shook hands)
Spencer-I already got a haircut...see (Does weird pose again)
Me-Mall Cop? tHAT MOVIE IS SOOO HILARIOUS!
All-Yeah I know! (Everybody looks at each other than laughs)
Spencer-Sasha? I haven't seen her since the time I beat her at Pak Rat. Guess she was too scared she got her pak rat butt kicked by me!
Me-(Chuckles) I don't think she was scared. She looked like she didn't mind.
Spencer-Yeah, but she was so upset on the inside.
Me-Oook...Thank you I try my best at bossing them around and make them do the dares against they're wills.
Gibby-I'm gonna sue you!
Me-Uhh...you can't.
Gibby-Why?
Me-Because...you just can't.
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Freddie-Why you so stupiiiiiiiiiidd?
Freddie-(Serious face)Really?
Me- XD
Sam-*Throws a purse full of all kinds of meat* Happy?
Sam-(Starts devouring meat) YEAH!
Socko-Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Socko-Yeah.
Tyler-Is Socko lying?
Tyler-Nah, he's clean!
Carly-Do you sing?
Carly-I do, a little bit.
Sam-A little bit? Your voice is totally awesome!
Spencer-Yeah!
Carly-(Blushes)Aw you guys! Thanks!
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Sam - Have you ever noticed that you call Freddie a Momma's boy, yet you constantly refer to yourself as Momma?
Sam-So? That's a diferent chizz!
Me-You mean Freddie's a mommy's boy aka Mrs Benson, and you are just momma!
Sam-(Nods while eating ham)
Freddie-(Gives us death glares)
Me-Oh you know you're awesome Freddie!
Freddie- :D Thanks!
Freddie - If you hate Sam then why would you: A) suggest that she should kiss you to break her when you two had a bet that she couldn't make fun of you? B) be so sure that Sam was Melanie that you would ask her out? C) kiss her? D) give up a cruise for her? To me it sounds like you like her more than you say you do.
Freddie- A) I wanted to win the bet...
Sam-Which you lost!
Freddie-(Growlers) B) Because I thought she was Sam. She would do anything to humiliate me in public. Anything!
Sam-Well not anything, but yeah, pretty much.
Freddie- C) That was...un called for...sor of...yeah...uhh...and D) I was protecting iCarly!
Me-From what? Being assassin?
Gibby-How can a web show be assassin.
Spencer-By an assassin virus.
Me-Hehe...
Freddie-I don't like Sam.
Me-(Sarcastically)Of course you don't...
Carly - Would it bug you if Sam and Freddie dated?
Carly-Depends.
Me-Onnn...
Carly-If they keep it a secret from me like a certainty secret they kept for a very LOoong time, than yeah. I would be so mad. But if they tell me right away and be honest, I'd be totally cool with it.
Spencer-(Nods for no reason)
Me-You okay Spence?
Spencer-Yeah...
Me-Okay...
Toonami Tom Fan
Freddie: You have to be glued to Sam's back.
Freddie and Sam-WHAT, NO WAY!
Me-Sorry, not my choice, Toonami Tom Fan's
Sam and Freddie growl.
Me-Where's Freight Train?
Bob-Vacation.
Me-Seriously? Today? WHY!
Bob-You gave him the day off...duhhhh!
Me-Oh. Right. Than come here Bob, and you glue them together. (Hands Bob Extreme Glue)
Bob-(Glues Freddie to Sam's back)
Sam-(Sitting on the floor with Freddie on her back) THIS SUCKS!
Freddie-Tell me about it.
Me-You know there's a chair there, right Sam and Freddie?
Sam-How the chizz am I gonna sit on a chair with a nerd stuck to my back.
Me-I do't know. I've never had a nerd stuck to my back.
Sam: You can't hurt Freddie or insult him while he's glued to your back. (Can you make it so they don't get un-glued until Chapter 18?)
Sam-Aw man why!
Me-Don't ask me...
Griffin: You have to burn all of you're Pee Wee babies.
Griffin-NO! I thought that if I was here this would never happen.
Me-But it did. Now here's a lighter (Hands lighter) Have fun!
Griffin-(Starts a fire and sobbing throws one pee wee babies at a time, kissing them good-bye)
Me-Poor little things. I hardly knew them.
Griffin-(Starts crying hysterically)
Me-Griffin is crying. Oh man! Well...gotta go, PEace!
I know this was supposed to be a special chap for the dares i didn't do but i ended up doing this. And sorry for not asking the other questions that were left. But it's 1am and I'm really tired! And I hadn't updated for a long time and I owed you guys! And now it's gonna be even harder to update since school starts on Wednesday and I have a 'No computer on school nights' Policy. But I'll try and sneak into my laptop and update :D They will never know!
Thx 4 readiing!