Let Me

Drabble 14: Sticky Notes

By: Kigen

Unofficially entitled Bedtime Stories of a Crimson Nightmare, version 2.0. RenLyserg. We have humor this time. Ren gets mauled by high school girls.

Disclaimer: My friend mentioned to me that Lyserg has Yuffie's (from Final Fantasy VII) butt and shorts. She then called them Fu- (censored) Me shorts and started going on about Lyserg in a belly shirt. If Shaman King were mine, there would SO be cross play.

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Ren groaned. He was really starting to regret this.

At the private high school not to far from where Ren and Lyserg's apartment was, the Chinese teacher had gotten into an accident, and was unable to teach for a few weeks. The head master of the school (who was a acquaintance of Ren's) had asked the golden eyed boy to fill in.

Ren regretted whatever weakness that made him say yes. He also cursed it to the ninth ring of hell and back while he was at it.

The children were absolutely horrible.

They were only a year younger than himself (he having just turned 19 and graduating from school only a year ago), therefore, they thought that he was not worthy of any respect or that they didn't need to listen to him at all.

The boys were constantly trying to pick fights and see if they could take the teacher (who was shorter than half the boys) down.

The girls were constantly giggling and trying to seduce him, even though he was the teacher.

If he found one more love letter in his desk (though no less than eight showed up every day) he was going to snap.

You would think that finding out that he had a boyfriend (though there was much gossip about if the temp. teacher was gay or if he was just dating a flat chested girl, and the fact that Ren was so tightlipped about it didn't help dowse the flames). They either tried to convince him that they were better (seeing as Lyserg was the same age as the girls, and therefore, their rival in love) or the ones that believed Lyserg was a boy would come and squeal over how cute and gay Ren was with the pure terror only a yaoi fan girl could unless.

And Ren thought Jun and Tamao had been bad.

Finding sanctuary in his locked classroom (like hell he was gonna go to the teacher's lounge to eat. the yaoi fan girls knew no limits to age, and for some reason, the giggling women twice his age scared him more the ones younger than him), he openedis bag and pulling out the bento Lyserg had made him (something else that was heinously cute and the girls squealed about). Ren was surprised to see a little post it note attached.

Pealing it off the plastic box, Ren read the words (in English, so not too many others could read it).

He smiled at the cute little message scrawled on it, that was purely Lyserg.

Folding it and placing it in his pocket, Ren smiled and began to eat his lunch. This was going to make teaching horrible children who wouldn't know Chinese if it flayed them alive a little more bearable…

Just a little more.

But of course, fate couldn't be on Ren's side.

One of the yaoi fan girls in his class (who could speak and read perfect English besides being unable to speak a single word of Chinese) found the note when it fell out of his pocket.

"You must listen to this!" she screamed to her friends after school.

Ren was just about to leave, when the next words caught his attention.

Tao-sensei got a note from his boyfriend!"

Ren froze. Oh… Oh gods no.

"What's it say? what's it say?" another one of the yaoi fan girls squealed, jumping up and down in utter delight and excitement.

"Dear Ren.." the girl cooed, which caused the other to squeal, again/

"Don't worry about your students. I'll be waiting for you at home with your favorite dinner, and a hot bath-"

"What do you think you're doing!" Ren screeched, ripping the note from the girls hand.

The girls ran screaming (half in fear, half in glee).

Ren sighed, putting the note back into his pocket. It would be all over school tomorrow.

Why did Lyserg have to mention the massage oils in his note?

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Poor Ren. His pride has been wounded. Ah… Lyserg meant well anyways. Next chapter a bit more Ren torture, and he is so not obsessive compulsive.

Thanks for reading, so please review to make Ren feel better about his wounded pride. Lyserg and massage oils can only do so much.

Ja min'na-san!