AN: Ron is based off the 30 R's version.
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Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from Wormtail's ruined skull. Just then, Enoby apparated into the room. She approached Dobby threateningly.
"WAT DID U DO 2 DARKO?!" she yelled.
"Dobby doesn't know sir" stammered Dobby.
"Where the fuck is Dobby?" said a separate voice from outside. Suddenly, a humanoid figure with a groinsaw approached the broken door. It was...Ron Weasley.
Ronn had on a black jacket, a red and orange striped shirt, blue jeans, and black converses. Enoby, upon seeing his mighty groinsaw, got scared, freed Draco, and the two flew off on a broomstick.
But Dobby was brave, and instead went to confront Ron.
"Dobby must punish Wheezy most grievously for opposing Harry," stated Dobby.
"You are pathetic," said Ron. He pushed the astronauts aside with his bare hands, and grabbed Dobby by the collar of his ratty bodycloth. He then threw him out the window.
Dobby hurtled towards the ground. Upon crash-landing, he looked up and saw a Death Eater, standing above him. Dobby, upon seeing this wretched excuse for both a human benig and an expendable mook, stabbed the poor bastard with his groinsaw, and let 'im rip.
Just then, the two living astronauts jumped down to where Dobby was from the window. "Alright buddy, you're coming with us," said the first astronaut in a kind but demonic voice as he picked up Dobby. They proceeded to leave the area.