Chapter 92: With Friends Like Kids
Summary: The Kids get a new friend but Lucas develop a crush on her. Meanwhile, Mr. Game and Watch gets a job at at his friend's store (Rob Store).
Production code: 611
Rated TV-14-DL
"I'm so bored, you guys," said Ness. "What should we do?"
"Play video games," suggested Lucas.
"Play our game?" suggested Popo.
"Are you kidding me? Ice Climber was the worst game ever in my whole life," said Ness.
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Nana.
"Then, I think we need a new friend," said Lucas.
"Wow, you're right," said Popo. "We do need a friend in our group."
"Great idea Lucas!" said Ness.
3 hours later...
"So, did our friend join?" asked Popo.
"Uh huh. Our new friend is a girl," said Ness.
"Yay! We need more girls in this group," said Nana.
"Ooh! What's her name?" asked Lucas.
"She told me it's Barbara Andrea Sheridan," replied Ness.
"Yeah, and when she's coming?" asjed Popo.
Barbara came.
"Uh, it this the kids' group? I'm here to be your friends."
"Of course it is Hello. My name is Ness," said Ness.
"Nice to meet ya. I'm Nana."
"The name's Barbara. So, this guy's your brother?" said Barbara.
"Yep, we're twins, by the way," said Nana.
"Hey, new friend. Popo is my name," said Popo.
"And we need Lucas to say hi. Lucas, don't be shy to Barbara. Say hi to her," said Ness.
"Uh, what's the hell is wrong with Lucas?" asked Popo.
"Lucas's eyes are covered in hearts. He floats to Barbara.
"Hi, Barbara..." said Lucas.
"Uh, hey. What's with him?" asked Barbara.
"I think he's in love with you," said Nana.
"You're right, Nana...I am really in love with this sexy girl," said Lucas.
"Uh, that's just awkward," said Ness.
"Yeah, let's go talk somewhere else," said Popo.
Meanwhile...
"Welcome to ROB Store. May I help you?" said ROB.
"ROB, this damn thing won't work. You got any more of these,?" asked the customer.
"Nope, sorry, I ran out," said ROB.
"This sucks. I'm so so damn clumsy," said the customer.
As he walked away, Mr. Game and Watch. walked to the store.
"Hey, my friend. How are ya?" asked ROB.
"I'm fine. But hey I need a job. Where do I work at?" said Mr. G&W.
"Whoa...anyway, how was your job hunt?" asked ROB.
"Terrible. I got my ass kicked four damn times!" said G&W.
"Sorry to hear that. Wanna work here?" asked ROB.
"Sure, that's sounds like a great idea," said G&W.
"OK, your job starts tomorrow," said ROB. "Right now, do something."
Scene 3...kids' plot.
"Uh, guys, you wanted to see me?" said Lucas as he entered the room.
"Lucas, we need a talk," said Ness.
"It's about your felling with Barbara," said Popo.
"Lucas, why do has a crush on Barbara?" asked Ness. "She's our friend. Treat her like one, not like a girlfriend."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I am trying my best, but she's so sexy," said Lucas.
"Oh, God, please don't do sex," said Popo.
"You must lay out the sex chat. Talk about her being a good friend," said Ness.
"Fine, I'll do it," said Lucas. "But where is she?"
"She's with Nana, maybe watching TV at the living room," said Popo.
Lucas approaches Nana and Barbara at the living room.
"Hey girls," said Lucas.
"Hi Lucas," they said.
"Nana, mind if I'll be with Barbara?" asked Lucas.
"Yeah sure," said Nana.
"Ness! Popo! I'm gonna be with Barbara for the day!" said Lucas.
"Ok, have fun, you guys," said Ness.
A day later...
"It's won't work guys," said Lucas. "I'm still in love with Barbara."
"(Groans) This is bullcrap," said Ness. "Looks like we has to deal with it."
Meanwhile, G and W's first day at ROB Store (working there).
"OK, Game and Watch, you're gonna be working with a mean person," said ROB.
"Whoa, so does he get sensitive?" asked Mr. Game and Watch.
"Somewhat if you offense him," said ROB. "Just don't say anything mean to him. Otherwise he'll be a calm guy. Good luck."
"Hey co-worker," said Mr. Game and Watch.
The co worker grumbled.
"I didn't say anything mean. I was just saying hello," said Mr. Game and Watch.
"I heard you," said the co worker.
"This is gonna awesome," said Mr. G and W.
After lunch time the kids hang out at the park.
"OK, you guys hang out there. I will try to smooth with Barbara," said Lucas.
"Oh, I hope so," said Ness.
"So, Barbie, how your life?" asked Lucas, looking lovestruck.
"It's pretty decent," said Barbara.
"And how was your parents?" asked Lucas.
"They're always fighting. But I go along with them," said Barbara.
As they continue talking, the other kids (Ness/Ice Climbers) met up with their other friends.
"Hey, you four. Watcha y'all doing?" asked Ness.
"Oh, the usual," replied Brett.
"What's Lucas doing there?" asked Ashley.
"Yeah, is he masturbating or something?" asked Randy.
"WHAT?" asked Ness.
"Hey baby wanna make..."
"LUCAS! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!" asked Ness.
"Calm down, I was just asking I wanna make a project?" asked Lucas.
"Oh, well, you two have fun with that," said Ness.
"So, Ness, what was the problem?" asked Popo.
"Nothing, Popo. They're making a project. Hopefully it's not about them," said Ness.
"Ness, why are getting paranoid with Lucas' crush on Barbara? Is she aware of it?" asked Nana.
"No, I'm not getting too much paranoia. I'm just worry that Barbara might not be our perfect addition member because of Lucas' crush on her," replied Ness.
"So what is your huge flaw with it?" asked Nana.
"Lucas is...uh, let me be honest with you. Lucas is acting like an idiot lately," said Ness. "Let's just ignore his crap and get outta here."
Meanwhile at the rob store.
"OK, closing time, people," said ROB.
"Finally! My ass is tired today," said the co-worker (that Game and Watch is working with).
"So how did you two did today?" asked ROB.
"It was decent," said Mr. Game and Watch.
"Yeah same here," said the co worker.
"Great, I'm guessing you boys will get along after all," said ROB.
As they walked to the street, G and W asked the co-worker a question:
"Why are you sensitive?"
"Because let me tell you something," said the co-worker.
"Hopefully the flashback will reveal your name," said Mr. Game and Watch.
"OK, a few years ago, some douchebag named Rodney was being an ass to me," said the co-worker, narrating.
"Well, Jeff, prepare to be humiliated in front in these people," said Rodney.
"No, I don't want to." said Jeff.
"Too bad, man. Here is it," said Rodney.
He pushes Jeff and farted.
Everyone laughed.
Jeff looked humiliated and went home crying.
"Ever since then, I try to protect myself from doing bad stuffs. So that's why I sometimes get grumpy," said Jeff.
"Wow, that's sucks. That dude should go to hell for that," said G and W.
"Exactly. Well, G and W, it's getting late. We could go home already," said Jeff.
"Yeah sure," said Mr. Game and Watch. "I think our partnership will be smooth sailing."
At the Smash Mansion...kid's room.
"Barbara, we have a confession to make," said Ness.
"We cannot be our perfect new addition because of my crush on you," said Lucas.
"WHAT? How could you? You could have told me that," said Barbara.
"I'm sorry, but you are so hot," said Lucas.
"That's it. I'm outta here," said Barbara.
"Yeah, you run, you stupid bitch," said Ness, "and never get on our asses again."
Credits...
"Well, I hope you learned your lesson," said Popo. "Don't confess anyone."
"Why not?" asked Lucas.
"Cause they will get pissed and never want to talk to you again," said Popo.
"Well, I'm glad you got over her. Now, let's go play video games," said Ness.
"What about with our four friends?" asked Lucas.
"Eh sure thing," said Ness.
The end.