A/N: I'm so sorry for not updating in a while. First things first. High School is still a pain in the arse. Also I've recently been adding onto my list of "Stories I can't help but post and procrastinate on." Again...I'm sorry. Please read and review. The nice message I received made me post this chapter.

Two days had passed since Tyler had that dream. Or nightmare as he liked to put. Basically any dream with Hera was a nightmare. Yet he couldn't believe he was going through with this. Bunker 9. He was going to see Leo for advice about women. Why couldn't he just see Piper? Oh right she and Jason had a date. He entered the hidden bunker. He was met at the front by Nyssa.

"He's been expecting you." She said and lead him to Leo. His back was turned to Tyler. He spun around on his chair and his hair was slicked back. A mischievous look in his eyes. The kid seriously could've been a son of Hermes.

"Leave us Nyssa." He ordered. Nyssa just rolled her eyes and left Leo's work space. Joining the other Hephaestus kids, working on new projects.

"Leo."

"Tyler.."

"Jason told me you could help me."

"Yes! And help you I shall!" Leo stated jumping onto his desk. He hopped off and grabbed a hold of Tyler's arm. "First things first. I know exactly which girl you're talking about." Leo stated, raising his eyebrows suggestively.

"No...the only person who knows is...JASON! I'm going to kill him."

"Whoa there dude. You're not going to kill my best friend."

"Fine. But I'm still going to give him Hades."

"Alright, can't help him there. But I can help you. So you're hung up on a certain daughter of Poseidon."

"Leo...she's the only daughter of the sea god." He stated unamused.

"Right. Okay you just have to go up to her. Dip her low and say to her. Baby, you're my forever girl."

"Leo...that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And did you steal that out of the Last Airbender?" Leo just shrugged in response.

"Hey I tried." He smiled. "Now I have to go wisk Calypso away to a nice place called….Home Depot." If it were possible his grin widened.

"Bye Leo." Tyler waved, leaving bunker 9.

"Later casanova." Leo called back. Once gone Leo fumbled with his tool belt. Producing a specially made phone. One that could prevent monsters from tracking demigods. He dialed a number. "Mayday, the plan failed."

"You did something stupid...didn't you?"

"As perceptive as ever beauty queen. But it looks like we may need your mom's help."

"Really?"

"Yes really."

"...Fine." She replied exasperated. She hung up.

"What's wrong?" Jason asked.

"The latino elf done goofed. It's time to bring out the big guns."

"Your mom?" She nodded. "Mom, hey looks like we need your help." She mumbled. When nothing happened she sighed. She put on a determined face and screamed out to Olympus with her fist shaking in the air in a passionate yet terrifying way. "FOR THE SAKE OF LOVE!" The two demigods were immediately face to face with the goddess of love. Jason immediately felt weak in the knees. He was slapped upside the head by Piper. "Hey mom, long time no see."

"Oh Piper it's so good to see you." She stated giving her a hug. "So you say you need help yes?"

"I do. I heard Tyler was having Perci troubles. And out of the three of us. We don't have any ideas."

"Luckily I came prepared." She smiled. "There is a reservation for 2 at a nice restaurant. It should be under the name Tyler Grace. Very fancy, so I expect you my dear daughter to dress them up in something nice."

"Of course, I'm not letting them embarrass themselves in something...tacky." Aww, Piper's inner Aphrodite was showing. Thank the gods that Leo wasn't there to tease the crap out of her.

"That's my girl. Here's the address." She stated giving her a piece of paper with the address and time written down.

"Thanks mom. This means a lot."

"Anything for my ships dear. Or should I say...my armada? Well I have to leave. Tootles." And she was gone with a flash of pink light.

"So now we have to get them ready for their date." Piper stated.

"Let's go, I'll tell Tyler. Do you think you can get a nice suit for him? I doubt Tyler has anything other than band t-shirts and black apparel in his closet." Jason asked.

"Of course. I'm not an Aphrodite kid for nothing." Piper had a gleam in her eyes. Which scared Jason and also made him fall in love with her all over again.

"Alright." He ran off to tell his brother.

"Now...to get to work." Piper smiled.