Chapter 14: Dr. Mario and Bowser 4 Dead

Twilight Okami: Disclaimer Time baby!

Dr. Mario: I'll do it! Twi-

Mario: I'll do, for I'm more popular!

Dr. Mario: I'll do it!

Mario: NO I'LL DO-

Yoh: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show!

Twilight Okami: Oh and they'll be some, um, mature themes too…

Yoh: -Blush-

"RAAAAARRR!!! I AM GONNA KILL ZELDA RIGHT AFTER TH- Oh, um, hi and welcome back to…" Midna pauses.

"THE SMASHERS WANT A WIFE!!" The Audience cheered.

"NO FOR SHIT SAKE!! And seriously, there is no such show!" Midna screams.

"Darn right there isn't, for the Smashers don't have any love!" Anna called.

"O_o" The Smashers speechless.

"Anyway, let's see who is the one or two next tor-" Midna starts buts gets interrupted.

"TWO TORTURES!?!" The Smashers asks in shock.

"YA!! Who would have ever guessed?" Midna replies with a smirk.

"O_o" Smashers speechless for words.

"Two tortures, double violence? This should be interesting…" Anna mutters with a grin.

"Yup and lets introduce them both! The first looks striking like Mario, but is not popular, and the other one is Mario's worst ass-hole villain! Give it up for Dr. Mario and Bowser!" Midna introduces.

"What do you mean I'm not popular!? And oh crap…!" Dr. Mario demands.

"I thought I would be last but no, I'M THE SHIT OF-" Bowser is cut-off when Midna puts a pacifier in his mouth.

"Shut up Bowser! Bleach is chocolate to Britney's ears!" Midna stated…?

"…." Everyone quiet.

"Does she always says random stuff?" Reborn whispers to Issun.

"Yes, and god, they are weird, weirder then the half-back prophet's ones" Issun explained.

"AHHHH!" The Fangirls scream.

"Not again with the 'prophet' saying stuff…!" Midna sighed irritated.

"AHHHH!" The Fangirls scream again.

"SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!" Midna screams.

"O_o" Fangirls speechless.

Midna puffs. "Ok then, let's see what you two got…" Midna pauses and looks down at the cards. "Ouch, ouch and ouch" Midna grumbles.

"What the crap is it?" Dr. Mario sighs.

"Ya, lets get the shit on with this!" Bowser demands.

There was a sudden giggle in the building.

"Where did tha- never mind here it is. You two have to sing 'Can't Get You Out of my Head' by Kylie Minogue to some zombies, and they get to bash you, and you have no weapons!" Midna replied.

"O_o" Bowser and Dr. Mario speechless.

"Are you actually serious?" Bowser asks.

"Shit I am, of course!" Midna chuckles.

"Oh crap…" Dr. Mario mutters.

"Alright then, lets go, and we'll see if you two are 'Left 4 Dead' eh?" Midna sassed.

Dr. Mario and Bowser mutters huge curses and go to a place with zombies, and Chopper follows them, cautiously and hidden from the zombies.

"Ok Chopper put on the music!" Midna demands.

"Okay!" Chopper whispers.

The zombies come at Dr. Mario and Bowser and the music comes in.

"OMG!!!" They scream.

"SING IDOTS!!!!" Midna screams over the microphone.

"OK" They both scream.

Dr. Mario: Na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na! Na na, na! Na, na, na, na, na! Na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na! I just can't get you out of my head! –Leg is ripped by one zombie-

Bowser: Boy your love is strong! I think about! I just can't get you out of my head! –Gets his arm slashed off-

Dr. Mario: Boy it's more then I bare you think about! Na, na, na! Na, na, na, na, na! Na na, na! Na, na, na, na, na! –Gets his body cut and diced and can't sing anymore-

Bowser: -Looks at sight- OMG!! I just can't get you out my head! Boy your love is strong! I think about! I just can't get you out of my head! Boy it's more then I bare you think about!-Gets both legs ripped- SHIT! Every night…. Every day… Just to be there in your arms… Won't you... stayed!!-Gets sliced and diced-

Chopper brings back Dr. Mario and Bowser from the horror and The Audience laughs at the two as they looked bashed.

"He, he, at least they were 'Left 4 Dead'! HAHAHAH!!!" Midna stated sarcastically.

"At least they 'R Alive'! KHHAAAAA!!!" Twilight Okami stated.

"BWWWWHHHAAAA!!" The Audience laughs.

"Ha, ha, how true Twilight Okami!" Midna replies.

"And they 'Ante Dead' huh? Ha, ha, ha!!" Kirby chuckles.

"………." Everyone quiet, only the sound of a cricket came in.

"… Kirby, no… Anyway what does our judges think?" Midna asks and turns to… No one…

Everyone looks around and murmurs start to appear.

"Speaking of judges, where is Anna?" Midna asked around.

A sudden groan came out, behind the stage in the dressing room (Which it is a huge room) and Twilight Okami became suspicious.

"It's coming from the dressing room…" Twilight Okami show.

"I'll go and check it out then" Midna volunteered.

Midna went behind the stage, forgot to tell Chopper to go to the commercials and opens the door without knocking.

She has widen eyes as she sees, um, Yoh on top of Anna, the two kissing passionately, with there clothes next to the door. Midna blushed pink.

"Z….O… M…..G!!" Midna whispers and quickly closes the door and comes back on stage.

"Well, what is that groaning all about?" Twilight Okami demanded.

"Um, ah, well, how do I put this…?" Midna starts shyly, nervously with a small pink blush.

Midna shows Twilight Okami some hand body langue, and Twilight Okami blushes pink in embarrassment.

"A-are they doing it?" Twilight Okami asks nervously.

"Um, yes" Midna nods.

"God lord!" Twilight Okami gasps.

"What's going on?" Peach asks.

"Oh, um, nothing, nothing to know of" Midna replies nervously.

"So where's Anna?" Samus demands.

"Um, she's…. Not ready yet, so, we'll ask her after the commercials" Midna explained.

"Ok…" The Smashers reply awkwardly.

"Alright, judges, where was I?" Midna stated.

"HAHAHAHA!! A 4 for me!!! HAHAH!!" Reiji cracks up.

"GHHAGAHA!!" Chibi laughs too, horribly.

"HAHAH!! A 3.5, good humor" Nazo stated calmly but glares at Midna for she was about to say something.

"BWHAHA!! Same score from Nazo! HEHEH!!" Daisy giggled.

"3 for me!! LOL!!" Issun chuckles.

"And a 4 for me, LOL!! HEHAHA!!" Reborn laughs.

"Great we'll be back o-" Midna gets interrupted.

"BUTTER SCOTCH!" Kirby cheers.

"WHAT IN HYRULE!?" Midna demands and sees Kirby… Drunk… "Kirby, not you too!" Midna moped.

"I'm not drunk! I'm winning in Wii Fit Plus thing and I'm da best in singing Talk Like That, BUTTER SCOTCH!!" Kirby explains as he checks results from the Wii Fit Plus Trainer, a girl one.

"Boo! You suck! What the shit is wrong with you? Drunk or diarrhea you sucker and worst ever and ever will be fit person!? I rather play Pikman instead of seeing how crap you are!" The Trainer teased.

"See? IMZ da best, BUTTER SCOTCH!!" Kirby cheered.

"SHUT THE CRAP UP!!" Midna groans and hits Kirby with his own hammer.

Kirby then falls unconscious, and then Zelda gets iron boxing gloves, and wearing armor and tackles Midna, and cracks her spine.

"OW MY SPINE!!" Midna mopes.

"LO-SER!!" Zelda cheers.

"WE'LL SEE, BEACH!!!" Midna screams and attacks.

The two girls go off the stage and fight. Peach gets a huge Missile Launcher and points it at Daisy.

"DIE GIRL FRIEND BEACH!!!" Peach laughs and fires the Missile Launcher.

Daisy gets a hue Cannon Gun and smiles. "WHY DON'T YOU!!" Daisy stated and fires.

After the missiles collided, Peach jumped at Daisy, which knocks her off the judge chair, and the two tackle each other. Link and Young Link fight in a game of… Yu Gi Oh?

"ATTACK STAR DUST DRAGON!!" Link screams dramatically.

"YOU TOO CRIMSON DRAGON!!" Young Link screams back.

Lucario and Mewtwo were fighting with… Toys? (O_o?)

"DIE!!" Lucario screams as he throw a toy at Mewtwo.

Reborn watched happily and began shooting random Smashers with an Uzi, for, no reason.

"Ha, ha, this show is indeed fun!" Reborn chuckled happily as he fired.

"O_o" Judges speechless.

Meanwhile back in the Dressing Room, Yoh was still passionately kissing Anna on top her, and then stopped and smiled at her.

"Hey Anna, their some violence outside, you can go and watch if you want" Yoh suggested.

Anna shook her head. "No, I think I'll sleep here for a while with… You…" She replied blushing slightly.

Yoh blushed, got of her and got a magically appeared blanket and lay next to Anna, with wrapped arms, and her head against his chest.

"I love you…" Yoh whispered as he fell asleep.

"I love you too…" Anna finished and drifted off.

Back where the mayhem was happening.

"RAAAAAAARRR!!!" Midna screamed and smash Zelda in the jaw with a base ball bat (Stole it from Lucas).

"OW!" Zelda screamed.

"WE'LL BE BA-OW! WHY Y- ON…" Midna pauses.

"DEAL OR NO DEAL!!" The Audience cheered.

"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER YA SHIT!!!" Midna screamed.

"O_o" Audience speechless.

Somewhere in the city, Fox was STILL being chased by the Basilisk.

"WWHHHAAA!!!!!!" Fox screamed like a girl.

Author's Note: Whoa, who would ever thought of Yoh and Anna doing, um, there stuff on the show? Anyway, I own nothing but the show and of course the humor! Thank you my reviewers for reviewing! We still have Falco, Olimar, Ganondorf, Game and Watch, Snake, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Meta Knight, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, King Dedede, Luigi and Pit!