a c r o n y m: If Only

by Majickal

"If only, if only," the woodpecker sighs, "The bark on the trees were as soft as the skies." And the wolf waits below hungry and lonely, he cries to the moon, "If only, if only." Alice Hamilton

14. Emporer Kuzco

Kingdom. "They turned me into a llama for a kingdom? Sora, do something!"

Uncaring. "So we're going to put my birthday present on your house so we're gonna need ya to move out within—I dunno—two weeks, kay?"

Zany. "You have your own theme song, Kuzco, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?"

Cabal. "Why does Yzma want to kill me, Sora?" "Well, you did banish her for sitting in your chair." "…So?"

Offlimits. "So since I never heard your singing angels on your mound-for-a-hill, I'm taking my birthday present elsewhere." "Very good, Kuzco. Here's your cookie."

Llama Land—MP increased; LV1—13.