Lock, Stock and a Trunk of Grace

Darksider82

HP/Supernatural x-over

Harry/Jo Harvelle

I own nothing save this plot

Cyber cookies if you recognise Harry's distant cockney ancestor.

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They "dealt" with Loki easily. Meanwhile Gabriel and Harry had a small giggle at everyones expense and Gabriel gave Harry his word that he would help them should they need it but Harry reminded him who he was trying to save the world with "Oh boy...I think I'll be seeing you little brother a bit too soon."

Jo and Neville cornered Harry the moment he left the 'Corpse' of the Trickster "What are you hiding from us?" Neville rumbled as Jo cocked her shotgun "You looked on edge well more on edge than usual."

"The trickster. I didn't kill him not because he's a trickster its because he isn't a trickster but something else posing as a trickster because the original trickster got himself killed off posing as a Shapeshifter which got whacked by a Black Impala...literally." Neville snorted but jabbed Harry "Who or what is he?"

"Someone in witness protection because he doesn't want the impending clusterfuck to happen but he has less sway over the sheep." Harry said trying not to give the game away. "Harry tell us what he is so we can deal with him or your on the sofa."

"Gabriel." Harry said "Gabriel? Who is Gabriel?" Asked Neville, he hadn't read the New Testament as he was slowly making his way through the old one. Jo's eyes widened "The Messenger! Gabriel the Messenger! Herald of the Apocalypse!" Then Gabriel decided to make his appearance.

"Whats up chuckleheads? Harry I thought you could keep a secret." Pouted Gabriel popping a sucker into his mouth. Harry grinned slightly "Sorry Gab...Just Jo has a shotgun aimed at me and I'd rather not risk her shooting me. I kinda want kids before I ascend."

Gabriel nodded "Some that aren't Nephilim. I get ya. Still did you have to sell me out though?" Neville snorted "We're not the Winchester's who shoot from the hip at all things supernatural..." Harry snickered "Says the one who put two flare rounds into a New Jersey Devil which happened to be some poor bastards animagus form."

Neville punched Harry in the shoulder "Laugh it up Potter. Wasn't it you who accidently fireballed a Rugaru's house and ran back inside for the mother as the father screamed as you roasted him alive."

"He was a serial killer cannibal on par with Hannibal Lecter and knew enough about glamours to hide himself from people." Harry replied getting pained snort from Jo and Gabriel he was choking on his sucker. Gabriel suddenly yelped as Neville crunched his ribs forcing the sucker up.

"You...are...strong for a wizarding human. Anyways yes I'm the Messenger. I'd appreciate it if we kept this on the down low. Besides I'm hearing something about a Samsquatch dissapearing and a Dean heading to the 'Brain Box'." Harry and Neville turned green Harry chucked Jo his keys "You're driving. Nev and I we're distraction its pedal to the metal we need to get back before Dean and make it look like we know something."

Jo nodded and the trio piled into the car and they began to drive. Harry and Neville fell into a trance as they silenced the car and concealed it. For extra measure they replaced it with a skeleton riding a motorbike which happened to be on fire.

They made it back to find Dean inside the bar clutching a beer like his life depended on it. Considering who his family were yeah he was going to need that beer and many more "Where were you guys?"

"Trickster issues...What's up?" Harry responded pulling out some beers.

"Sam's gone...Like literally we went to bed and the next he was gone." Dean stated, Harry nodded "Okay this could mean any number of things. You've caught us off guard so we don't have a clue on the enemy and the next move. All I know is Bobby's shifting all his stuff into a virtual fortress in preparation for Armageddon."

"You can't be too prepared. Besides I can comfortably take everybody here." Said Bobby as he entered the room.

Dean nodded "Okay we need to know where you were and the events leading up to this particular moment in time." Dean nodded as he began explaining everything, Jo was looking over an atlas with Teddy when he pointed to Wyoming. "Harry...Pointed this out while back."

Harry nodded "Okay, Teddy is this important?" He asked as he pulled open a map of Wyoming and placed the map in front of his godson "Harry weird crap is happening. You, Jo and Neville TOOK OFF! You look like something's after you." Teddy said. The five year old had a point "I know I'm five but I've got you for a Godfather weird is our normal. This is important."

"These are...special churches." Teddy said pointing at five points which Jo highlighted at Teddy's insistence. "Harvestime, Episcopal Diocese, Centennial Valley, Cornerstone Community and Family Life...All 1790's-1800 churches built by one Sam Colt, the same Colt who founded the company and created the anything killing colt." Explained Bobby.

Harry winced as he felt a few more feathers grow "Anything else kid?" Teddy pointed at the key symbol of train lines linking the five churches. Jo peered over the pen lines Harry was filling in and gasped "Fuck me. Mom, Bobby, Dean, Harry you've gotta look at this." Everyone crowded around the map "A Devil's Trap...Fuck. It's surrounding an old Cowboy Graveyard."

"Meaning?" Asked Dean slowly he got the idea of the devil's trap but not the graveyard."

"Demon's Gate. Demon's occasionally escape, some are summoned but a gate will mean they have free come and go access to the buffet au human. Anyway The Colt was also a key why he created it to be a key I have no idea." Harry said.

Dean nodded "Too bad we don't have enough demonic killing kit aside from customed shotgun rounds, hand gun bullets and a demonic killing knife." He stated getting a smirk from Harry who waved his hand and a gym bag appeared in his hand and he opened it.

Everyone's eyes widened as Kopesh swords and various other demon killing weaponry descended upon the table "It's amazing at what you can find in the Black Market if you know where to look preferably in the Middle East."

Dean nodded "Now what are we going to do?"

"You're going to Cold Oak. How do I know? It's been known for demonic fighting tournaments before that was a creepy book. Bobby, Ellen the pair of you and Ash pack only what you need and Ash take your hard drives and meet us at the Graveyard. Neville grab your gear and help me with mine." Harry ordered when he saw them.

Several Hunters were rushing towards the bar. Nothing seemed unusual but the moment they entered the bar they stopped. Neville smirked and hit something on the side of the arcade machine revealing a rune which glowed and several dozen concealed devil's traps erupted into exsistence "Game over demons." With that Neville began to chant the exorcism however one of the demons smirked and began to glow.

"Get DOWN!" Harry shouted as he flung himself between the explosion and his friends. He was enveloped in a silver glow and the two glowing people one silver and one red vanished entirely. Dean, Jo, Teddy, Bobby, Ash, Ellen and three other Hunters including Rufus found themselves outside the Roadhouse as it seemingly disentegrated at a molecular level and as if it had been hit by cowboy demonlistionist team.

Ellen and Jo stared in horror as their home and livelihood vanished from in front of them. Teddy gulped as he thought he was going to truly be an orphan as Neville was no longer with them. The group were startled by a crash and a series of snapping sounds as Neville materialised in front of them. "I'm okay. I'm okay. I apparated out the moment I realised I couldn't stabilise those to. I will be having...Holy shit!"

Kneeling in the middle of the smouldering ruins of the Roadhouse, kneeling in the middle with his left knee on the floor with his right hand on the floor, back arched and to Jo's eyes two pairs of resplendent silver wings outstretched and in a ruined shirt was Harry. Harry stood up and floated over to Jo, instead of his eyes being emerald green they were now an electric blue "Joanne Harvelle, I understand you were in love with my vessel's mortal spirit and form of Hadrian James Potter. You must now understand that I am now Hermanniel the Archangel Warrior of God."

Hermanniel twitched and an eye turned green "Hermanniel thankyou for makinh yourself known. I'm not ready yet. Surely we can come to an arrangement." Jo watched curiously as Harry's eyes flickered between green and blue before turning green again as the wings shedded and folded into his spine evidently bulkinh it out.

"Now then a Cowboy Graveyard?"

(Iron Railroad)

Jake Talley crossed the iron railroads. He was the champion and the commander of Hells Armies. In his possession was the Colt of Samuel Colt, the Demon Killing Weapon and Key to the Gate. As he crossed the railroads he realised that they were rusted and he could have ripped up the lines with his strength but had to fulfill his final orders.

Talley opened the gate and began his search as a convoy of cars pulled up.

(Sorry this took so fucking long. Started a job and incredibly long hours)