A/N: So sorry I haven't updated in forever. I got grounded for a while, and then I got super involved with this play I'm doing tomorrow. On top of that, I got emotionally attached to the character I'm playing. All she feels is rage and deep sadness, so I'm constantly angry and pretty depressed. I know I shouldn't have let that affect this, and I'm sorry.
I wanna give shout outs to PhiloctetesTheOwl and The Shameless BookWorm.I favorited one of PhiloctetesTheOwl's stories and she, in turn, read and reviewed every chapter. I've read most of her fanfiction, and it's truly amazing. It's highly detailed and great to read. On top of that, she's super nice. The Shameless BookWorm gave me a HUGE review, which was hilarious and awesome. Her works are amazingly descriptive and bittersweet. Huge hugs and platters of cookies to them both!

Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Okay, geez. Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. Really? I doubt that. Maybe, like me, you just didn't feel like it, but I highly doubt that you were hospitalized for slit wrists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! I thought you were a Satanist! Wouldn't you would 10 Satan reviews? Four sentences in and I'm confused.

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. …did she really just say that?

We ran to where Volcemort was. Is Volcemort another one of Voldy's cousins? It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Perfectly accurate description of Pettigrew. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Wait, weren't he and Voldy having kinky wizard sex? Snaketail Wormtail. It's Wormtail, you blithering idiot. was torturing him. He's just jealous cuz he can't get laid. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" Yet another phrase I want printed on a shirt. he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me What just happened there? and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. Great. More ego feeding. "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) Are you kidding me? One paragraph ago he was known as "the fat guy who killed Cedric." Now he wants to hop in bed with you? Hells to the no.

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." *singing* Duck and cover, bombs are coming down! Put your hands on your head and keep low to the ground. I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. Never ask an angry goff if you can have sex with her after torturing her sex slave. Wait, when does that ever actually happen?

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. That was…amazing. Sooo descriptive. Blood poured out of his heart like a fountain, then he fell down and died. Amazing. I brust into tears sadly. Why is she crying?

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels Voldy's a crossdresser? clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. Where'd they get their brooms? They friggin Apparated there! We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying. Again with the crying? Someone's PMSing.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. She's crying and you're trying to have sex with her? Sounds like the actual Draco. HE'S BACK! He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) Lol so sexah. I don't get it. and a really huge you-know-what and everything. What is that supposed to mean?

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. Can that be used to describe speech? I'm gonna say NO. Stay in school! "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." So are Ebony and B'loody Mary. answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" *facepalm* *facepalm, facepalm, facepalm* I give up on the world. I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing Nooo, of course not! but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" Seriously. I want that on a shirt, too. This is why I love/hate "My Immortal." I shouted and then I ran away.

A/N: Anyway, I'M BACK! Fanfiction for all! :D Kthanxbai