Haine-chan: I'm updating guys. I can't believe it.
Mars: It's only been a week—what's wrong with you?
Haine-chan: I'm actually…getting my butt into gear and doing work?
(*all gasp*)
Haine-chan: Well that's a good thing! I suppose I only have a few more topics to fulfill before I put this story to an end.
Ash: We should have a giant party to celebrate!
Haine-chan: And are you going to eat the hairy fruit that falls on the floor the whole night?
Ash: Maybe…
(*makes gagging sounds*) Anywho, here's this week's topic! It is a mix of two reviews!
MeeLoveSaturnAndN:
LOVE IT! YOU MUST HAVE N GUEST STAR! HES MY HERO! I-I mean... Um... Hottie ( that sounded mor awkward didn't it) oh! And if possible have my other hottie Paul guest star. I love that little jerk! :p
Ideographer:
Okayz, first of all, want to know who started Dwarfplanetshipping(charonand skitty)? It was...some person, but I support it! So yes, Charon has a fangirl! (protects charon using golf club) In any case, my topic stuff. If Cyrus actually created a new planet/universe/punch in the face, what would everyone else do? Besides run, scream, look for looker(lol) etc.
Haine-chan: Hmm interesting. Go on!
Saturn: Before I give my opinion, what does Ideographer mean by 'punch in the face'?
Haine-chan: I don't actually know. But try answering anyways!
Saturn: Hmm…I suppose I would attempt to take control of the grunts and take shelter in our base in the hopes of escaping the looming apocalypse.
Mars: I'd probably take my Pokémon and travel to the lowest point in Sinnoh, since that would be the farthest point away from Mt. Coronet.
Jupiter: I would totally not look for a strong and handsome detective to protect me.
*eye roll*
Jupiter: I need a hero if the world is going to end!
Cyrus: I of course, would be basking in the glory of my newly created world, celebrating the end of strife and finally achieving what I have been trying to obtain for years!
Charon: I have a fan girl?! Screw the end of the world! I'm moving in and living with her!
*All* GO AHEAD!
Haine-chan: Make my day!
*silence*
Haine-chan: No? No one got that reference?
(*N slowly approaches behind Haine*)
N: *whispers* Who is this woman who adores me so much?
(Haine jumps from astonishment) Oh h-hey N! P-please don't do that again. But to answer your question, she's just a fan of yours who is very…attached to you.
N: And I thought people who abused Pokémon were odd…
Jupiter (walks up to N and leans against his shoulder): Hey chickadeelicious. I don't know where you're from, but I like tall, white, foreign men. You can abuse me any day.
N: What is wrong with you? *backs away*
Mars: Whoa whoa whoa whoa what? Are you hitting on someone other than Looker?
Jupiter: Oh come on baby, don't run! You know you want me!
*Cyrus punches Jupiter away from N and hovers around him like a vulture.*
N: May I help you sir?
Cyrus: I've seen you before…
Saturn: You have?
N: I cannot say you don't stir up old memories within me.
Haine-chan: Wow this is juicy! Explain!
Cyrus: Your father and I were partners during my scientific research.
N: My foster-father, you mean.
Cyrus: Whilst I had an interest in atoms, matter, the formation of the earth and machines, Ghetsis had a keen interest in genetics and how they impacted not only humans but Pokémon. He could never fill his head with all the knowledge he needed in Sinnoh, so he left to further his research…
N: And he came to Unova to do so. He talked of a man with ideals to pursue a world without strife or emotion…he called you a madman and told me that you were why humans shouldn't use Pokémon to fuel such madness.
Cyrus: What I never understood was how you came into the equation.
N: I was an orphan, alone if it weren't for him. He surrounded me with abused Pokémon in an attempt to warp me into his ideals.
Cyrus: Only he could never truly get the genetic code right.
N: So he created the only thing he knew would achieve his goals should I fail.
Both: Genesect.
Haine-chan: I think I've just witnessed a new story plot.
Saturn: Oh my…
Jupiter: What a torn and shattered man…I'll fix him up!
Mars: Shut up! I'm trying to listen.
N: Did your ideals come to fruition, Cyrus? Or did the bond that Pokémon and humans have shatter your dreams?
Cyrus: Your hypothesis is correct. While I hate to admit defeat to a child, she was able to break my perfect world with the…terrible love she harboured for her beloved Pokémon.
N: *smiles* I knew it would. The equation adds up perfectly.
Charon: How is he so smart?!
Haine-chan: He's N so shut up.
Saturn: This is intriguing…Ghetsis and Cyrus having a past.
Mars: But I thought he was the crazy man from a few topics back.
Haine-chan: Well this story is pretty flawed when it comes to accurately portraying characters. But this has turned out to be a very wonderful topic! I believe I will only do one more topic (unless some more people review) and we'll wrap it up! See you then!