Author's Note: Thanks to I am Blueberry, Mytical-Mist-Devil (I have a little brother and weird friends that constantly give me ideas for this), and Nitrofrost2 (sorry I didn't do the Ironman one but I couldn't come up with enough stuff to make a full story out of it. I will say that the Seekers were worried because he takes out a plane in the movie) for reviewing and to I am Blueberry for prodding me to get this done. Enjoy and I own nothing but Tallie and Allie

Tallie's List-Rule 67

Modifying quotes from Rango to suit you is not allowed

"Just sign the d*** paper," Galloway growled at Tallie. The girl glared at him darkly and then snatched the paper that made her a ward of the state like he wanted and took the pen. Ever since it had been shown that she was special to the Autobots and would stand up to them and furthermore be listened to Galloway had been trying to get rid of her. This was his ticket to send her elsewhere.

In one swift motion Tallie ripped the paper in half and then shredded it swiftly and efficiently. That done she tossed the pen at Galloway's face and stalked off into the desert. Sideswipe followed her. "Where you going Tallie?" he asked.

"Go away," Tallie growled.

"Aw Tallie come on," Sideswipe whined.

"Go away you little glitch headed slagger," Tallie snapped knowing that Ratchet would want to kill her if he found out she was using that kind of language.

"Now Tallie I've always thought of you as a niece since your daddy did not fall drunk down a mine shaft," Sideswipe began.

"I didn't even know my daddy so shut up and leave me alone," Tallie hissed, her hands glowing with electricity. Sideswipe wisely backed off. Tallie continued on her way alone. Or so she thought.

"Hey Tallie. I don't mean to bother you but we've got a little problem," Jazz said calmly. Tallie sighed, looked around, and then winced. Six Decepticons. How had she missed that?

"Here in the Mojave Desert creatures have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment but the Autobot? He is going to die," Tallie said sourly. Jazz just shook his head as the Decepticons attacked. If she learned one thing that afternoon it was to never underestimate Jazz.

"Ready ta head back?" he asked after he had sent the last Decepticon running.

"Fine but one thing," Tallie said.

"What?"

"No more quotes from Rango. After today I'm not sure I'm even gonna be able to use them."

Allie's List-Rule 74

Double sided tape is dangerous

"Look what I've got," Skywarp chirped to Allie.

"What exactly do you have?" Allie asked warily. Skywarp was famous on both sides for pranking mechs and generally causing chaos. "It looks like an empty tape roll."

"It is," Skywarp said with a snicker. "The tape's with TC." Then he danced off gleefully.

"Hey Skywarp," Allie called after him. "What kind of tape was it?"

"Double sided," Skywarp yelled back before vanishing only to probably pop up somewhere else. That did it. Allie was hiding the tape in Soundwave's office and then staying far away from Skywarp and TC for the rest of the day. She didn't want to be pranked. She had just locked her door when her phone vibrated signaling she had a text message. Come outside-T

Why? Allie texted back. For all she knew Tallie could be trying to trick her.

You'll appreciate this...Trust me.

Allie sighed and slipped outside. What she saw made her double over laughing. Tallie was snickering as she sauntered over to her enemy. "So what do you make of this?" she asked.

"Now I know what Skywarp meant when he said TC had the double sided tape," Allie replied before they both doubled over laughing again.

"Ironhide would blast TC except that they're too close together," Tallie said between snickers. Others were slowly filtering out to see what was going on and all were trying not to laugh. Somehow TC and Ironhide had ended up taped together.

"I want to know how he did it," Allie snickered.

"I don't know but give him my congratulations," Tallie said. "And tell him he'd better run fast."

"No kidding," Allie said and the two girls went back to laughing.